How do I get an intelligent, funny, cute and geek boyfriend?

How do I get an intelligent, funny, cute and geek boyfriend?

stop bangin niggers

You become female

Dye your hair an interesting color like blue or pink

have you tried crawling out of your room and seeing the world?

Insert vulture into rectum and hit the mall. The smell drives them young fellas right up the wall.

and have hesitation marks

Don't come to Sup Forums

>How do I get an intelligent, funny, cute and geek boyfriend?

>Appear non threatening
>Dye your hair some random colour
>Appear needy
>Be into anime
>Be female
>Be prepared to make the first move cos he's too much of a pussy to do it
>Prepare to lower your standards

There, do the above and before long you will have the in direct attention of every NEE- Nerdy guy in the area, for miles around. They won't say a word to you and odds are they will just stare passively.

>Why would you want this

>appear needy
>be prepared to make the first move cos >he's too much of a pussy to do it

simple OP

>implying you're a female

I’m female, (and I’m not ugly) mate

depends on what dat throat do?

Why do you want some nerdy faggot Manlet to be your boyfriend

What do u mean for first move? I like a guy that is pretty much what I want but he’s shy, Last night he pissed off because I said that I don’t like adventure time too much & I prefer rick and morty, things like this u know, but I don’t know if I like him or not. How can I understand that?

*if he likes me. Sorry I’m retarded sometimes lol

Lol i just want someone that understand my memes and watch anime with me, my ex’s always said that I was a fucking weirdo

touch him

you don't

no one has said it yet and I’m surprised but TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO fagg0t

tits or gtfo

You're not a weirdo you're just different not cause you're a girl but because you have a different way of being yourself. Just be yourself and some day someone will come up to you saying "i love your spicy memes, want to see mine."

don't forget daddy issues

tits or gtfo

This
and also just have a vagina and be in college OP

This.