Should I do it?

Should I do it?

I'm fat, ugly and lonely.
I don't have enough willpower to lose weight.
I don't have any friends.
I haven't had a girlfriend in 6 years.
I hate my job, even though I make a lot of money.

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an hero

What do you do user?
I'd get a tittymonster GF if I'd make a fuckload

For hire of course

Coke and hookers bro, if you still wanna kill yourself after a week of that, go for it

no, hire a hooker instead. one that offers GFE "girlfriend experience". do that and you will realize the only reason you want a gf at all is for sexual desires. if you wanted one for "social" you would just find a normal friend instead.

trust me on this.

Do it in front of Logan Pauls house...

what do you do for a job user?

Marine Engineer.

Too ugly/fat for any girls to show interest in me.

I fuck a hooker twice a month, and even with GFE I feel lonely and pathetic.

If you’ve got the willpower to off yourself you’ve got the willpower to run on a treadmill for a bit each day

Sayori says no.

youtube.com/watch?v=0OR9C5PZNaU

Suicide is quick, weight loss isn't.

>youtube.com/watch?v=0OR9C5PZNaU

I don't want to live in a world where this is a thing.

This.

He hasn’t the willpower nor the balls to do it.

/closethread

Do it

thats because you have no friends.

get friends. play VRchat and get degenerate friends if you have to. join a gym to feel better about urself. even if you just go and get on a treadmill for 30mins atleast thats something.

i mean fuck dude, have you seen what greekgodx looks like? he managed to nab some QT13 asian, so can you.

No
Use your money to help you to lose weight, like hiring a personal trainer

Or find a chubby gf online

You've got plenty of options and your situation is barely that bad, don't push yourself too hard.

what about a bf user

use some of your fat paycheck to see a therapist to work on your motivation and confidence.

Use some more of your fat paycheck to hire a dietician/trainer to help you lose weight.

Bam. problems solved. I wish my problems were as easy as yours.

Try to get a friend or call someone close about this

good point guys. you're right

>Too ugly/fat for any girls to show interest in me.

That's never true. You may not be the best looking dude, and you might be fat as fuck, but you can still pull tail and even get yourself a decent gf (especially if you're into chubby chicks).

Find a hobby, meet some new people, be outgoing and confident. Hit the gym if you have body image issues.

Don't off yourself, bro. Stay the motherfucking course and improve the shit you don't like.

No one hear can determine wether your life is worth living. That is for you and you alone to decide.

Change your life. Lose weight. Lower your standards. Even if you really are fat and ugly, lowering yout standards alone will pretty much guarantee you a gf since you have money. You just have to accept that your girl will also be fat and/or ugly. Fuckin hookers that are out if your league won't do yoy any favors.

it gets better. there's the golden years 30-90 ahead of you

Balls, it’s all about balls. If you have the balls to out yourself, you also have the balls to man up and get your life changed.

send me some money paypal.me/4chinyo

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Definitely an hero, but before that send us all of your money so that you’ll have no choice!

A job like that? Go to phillipeans and aquire wife. Bang every day.

Kek

Get Money. Fuck Bitches. Biggie was fat as fuck

Do it. Just make sure Logan Paul doesn't film your fat dead body.

If you do, remember to tell Logan Paul

If you make money hire a pro. They'll fuck any fatty for enough dough

>even though I make a lot of money.

You have resources!!!!!
You are part of the 0.00something percent.
FUCKING USE THEM. Invest.
Then maybe you could kill yourself. Maybe.

>I'm fat, ugly
Pay coaches and services to get you in shape

>and lonely.
Pay a specialist about the issue. "Lonely" is not a consequence even if you met one person per year.

>I don't have enough willpower to lose weight.
Pay a specialist, you pay them so that the do their job, it's not your job it's theirs, if you have to grow balls have them do their fucking job and make them grow for you (just do not hinder them). You'll grow balls when the moment will come.

>I don't have any friends.
They will come in time.

>I haven't had a girlfriend in 6 years.
They will come in time.

>I hate my job
Happy job will come in time

neh, fuck it it's no use hanging yourself. there are 2 options:
>improve yourself even if it takes years, it will be worth it (ex-alcoholic here)
>stop caring and do what you enjoy even if it's something trivial and useless like vidya, as long as it brings a smile on your sorry ass face

>I'm fat
Make sure to get a durable enough rope to support your weight. Maybe grab 2 or 3 extra, in case one breaks, or use them all at once.

boogie?

found the underage

>
What is VRchat?

So you're going to kys because you're overweight? What about changing your diet? Find some low-impact exercise you might enjoy. Change your life, don't end it so soon.

btw having a gf is not exactly paradise

OP here.

I walk 7-8 km every day. That normally takes me 75-85 minutes, so I get some exercise. I'm still a fat loser.

Yeah just make sure to tie it real nice and securely because you're fat.

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Get a fucking coach and do not waste your time.
Look, you want to get in shape quickly? Powerplate. Give it a few months.

I live in a very small town, there's only one fitness center, and it's shit and always filled with roided up and provoking arabs, so I stopped going there after about a week, so it's easier for me to just go for a walk.

I just looked into a Powerplate, that's fucking expensive! - What makes it better than other exercise machines?

You are wasting one hour and a half per day of your time.
Of course you get frustrated. Go to somebody who is competent to have those things manged-

Biggie was gay

Please explain? - At least it's 1½ hour where I'm active.

...

> I just looked into a Powerplate, that's fucking expensive! - What makes it better than other exercise machines?

You may kill yourself, what do you do with the money?
Just use it.

Can't you travel for the exercises? One or two times per week would be enough.
And again, you seem like oriented towards buying one for you. But you are not an experienced coach!

>What makes it better than other exercise machines

It's amazingly fast in having you get effect, like 6x normal exercise. Concentrate in 2 months a full year of exercise.

>Please explain?
Do you enjoy it? Than do it.
Do you do it for an instrumental purpose? Then do something more focused.

Y'all are the reason I hate going into online games in my Vive. The cringe is unreal.

It just seems like BS that a vibrating plate would be beneficial, but of course I could be wrong.

Yes, I enjoy it, but it's also to get some exercise. I thought walking was pretty good exercise. My doctor told me to not start running until I lose some weight, because I have a fucked up knee after a football injury when I was a kid.

If you would kill yourself (= all resources gone), but you would not spend your money, then you must seek a very good psychologist. There something very wrong here to the point of illogical. Somebody must point a flashlight inside your head.

>It just seems like BS that a vibrating plate would be beneficial, but of course I could be wrong

Yes you are. Get the information, it must be around. The change of the way people look at you after the right amount of exercise will shock you (should).

>Yes, I enjoy it, but it's also to get some exercise
It certainly is a good exercise, but it is not there to resolve your overweight issue. For that, you need a specific program. (And somebody competent who manages it)

No, don't do it. You'll never get to have a new kitty or pick out your own puppy

It's not that I don't want to spend the money, it's just that I don't want to use $8.000 on something if it doesn't work.

Is it better than a threadmill or an exercise bike?

What would a good exercise program consist of?

Start doing acid or mushrooms.
I can't eat anything when I'm on a trip, because I get nauseas easily, but also because the two gave me horrible shits. I'll be on the toilet the entire time. So I fast before and during a trip.
You'll find meaning to live or die, learn a lot more about yourself in-depth, while at the same time, losing weight.
Maybe you don't like drugs, or don't want to do them, but if you're going to kill yourself, why not try an out of this world experience before you send yourself out of this world permanently?

>inb4 don't know where to get
Drugs are super cheap on the Deep Web, or grow your own mushrooms. Not that hard, and treat mushies good, and they'll treat you the same.

According to endomondo I burn about 800-900 calories a day walking. But I don't know if that is accurate.

Livestream.
I have never seen anyone go live.
Ive seen couples have sex in real time. But not this.
Please.

Sounds like all you need to do is motivate yourself to lose weight. Just take some baby steps and measure your progress overs years.

>It's not that I don't want to spend the money, it's just that I don't want to use $8.000 on something if it doesn't work.

You must find the closest place that offers that service, you should not buy the device yourself and you are not competent to use it. Do it in front of a specialist. You are an engineer, don't you think that somebody who studied the workings of the human body has some competence that the man in the street does not have? Is your engineering all commonsense (I cringe in formulating the rhetoric question)?

>Is it better than a threadmill or an exercise bike?

It is not as efficient.
The bike (maybe an elliptical machine? GET COMPETENT ADVICE) is something you do extensively in your time. The powerplate could be something you do in a focussed programme to get fit.

To lose weight, use your money to see the best specialists around.

get in shape, start going to the gym, try smoking pot (helps with depression) and maybe buy a couple hookers, girlfriends are overrated unless you are sure you don't only want a gf for sexual favors

>Is it better than a threadmill or an exercise bike?
Powerplate is to get fit (good shape)
Bike is to move the body (good health)
For the weight, get a plan

Give to charity
Give your time as well

I lost my house in a fire and everything i had. There's worse things than death. And there's worse things than being fat.

Eat less.

You can buy a machine only after you know precisely how to use it.
And even in that case, the relation to your instructor/coach is a healthy part of the whole thing and you should keep it.

I will try to find a good personal trainer. Thanks!

Yes you should. Life has no value. Don't be a pussy and wait for death to come to you, take yourself into the eternal void of nothingness.

What a fucking cuck

This. Livestream your suicide op dont be a bitch.

You won't ever regret expanding your mathematics education

go ahead op, do it.

>i hate my job, even though i make a lot of money
seriously, fuck off

sayo-nara

I have the same problems user exept i never got a girlfriend. Dont worry about that, think of life as sex: the longer you resist the better the climax will be.

Only kill yourself when you have absolutely no choice. I have been in this situation. I have made plans to buy exit bags and just end it. I had no friends, no social life, no money, no skills, NOTHING. I decided not to do it after months of brooding on it.

Why? Because if the world has fucked you, fuck it back! Only a fucking pussy let's himself get run down and then makes it easy for them by killing himself. Make them kill you. I know, if I fail at making money the legal way, I will start selling drugs or any other criminal method, and only once i've expended all options and the police are at my door am I going to off myself. Might as well try instead of giving up.

Hey Op, don't do it alright? We're all humans, we're all friends on Sup Forums, except these cunts who know no better. I'll be available on steam to talk to, steamcommunity.com/id/ConstructiveConsumer/home/
And locate your suicide hotline.

Acid is good, but as the saying goes, once you get the message, hang up the phone.

LSD abuse has made me a neurotic insomniac retard, do not ever do acid every 3 days like a spastic. It's technically possible because of tolerance, but it will irreversibly fuck your brain.

Don't ever call a suicide hotline, they will call the cops and your life will be over in minutes. And you won't even be able to kill yourself in the mental ward they lock you in.

The only way to get out of this hole is yourself realising that life is what you make it, and you can make it anything. Even serial killers and rapists are getting by while living, because they realised suicide is futile.

I phoned a UK based one once. They were fucking useless but didn't have the police called on me.

Weight lifting. Not body-building or power-lifting.

It is genuinely the fastest way to lose fat and get in shape. Once you have achieved a reasonably level of fitness you can do more interesting things but a basic weight-lifting program will solve most of your problems.

seconding this
i'd also add a bit of good old bodyweight training outside if you have time
that stuff really puts you in a good mood even after a bad day

You get addicted to lifting weights after two weeks of hitting the gym hard every day.
Then it helps you with sleep, and it gives you more dopamine and you can use that to have a better diet and before you know it you're in a virtuous cycle and you realise how cool you are making tons of money (or whatever it is you can be proud of even though you might have forgotten as of right now). And then bitches will flock

Yes