Is this where I join anonamus?

Is this where I join anonamus?

no we don't want people who can't spell

Don't take the bait

You're looking for Guy Fawkes. First door on the right.

I'd try Sup Forums haha

no that's the bathroom, he's on the first door on the right down the hall

>implying I'm not a field agent tasked with monitoring Sup Forums

Yes. But in order to join our legion, you must repeat our motto with your right hand on a My Little Pony book.

"Good boy points, good boy points
I poop my pants when I'm mad.

Mommy always cleans me up
Because I do not have a dad.

She takes me to get chicken tendies
Anytime I'm sad

I like to fap to anime
I play vidya all the time

I tip my fedora to the ladies
Except its always just online

My hygiene is deplorable
I thrive on Mountain Dew

If I choose to join the legion
I will not disappoint you."

...

u r anonymous

>not greentexting

ha someone else proved your gay

>I'd try Sup Forums haha
There's enough faggots there. OP, you should try /x/, lots of Anons there.

This. And you can’t „join“ Anonymous. They’ll find you if you’re good enough

Here’s only the place it was founded.

Did you download Kali Linux?
Did you download LOIC?
Did you buy your Guy Fawkes mask on Amazon?
If you answer yes to all 3 questions you're in. The leader will contact you soon by opening up the cmd prompt.

Yes I did this

OK start hacking and we may be in touch

Then you’re too dumb to join the team, sorry.

Buying the mask on amazon, you’re serious? Perhaps you added a „Anonymous“-sticker to your PO-box as well? Updated it on your info on Fakebook?

kek

OP here . i join the irc channel and reach out too anonymous they say i can join but first i gots to run a command with "delete system 32" in it they say if on linux then to "rm -rf" then i will recieve a file with instructions . can u comfirm ?

yup sounds about right
>never forgive
>never forget

Yup.

We are legion.

Yes, welcome user. Please, post your name, address, mothers maiden name, social security number. a time stamped dick/tits pic and bit coin wallet. Your Guy Fawkes mask and car window decal will be in the mail shortly.

If you become a hacktavist be prepared to be ass fucked by the FBI. They give huge sentences to hackers.

That's what I had to do. They don't accept mac users. Just do it then post a screenshot as a thread in Sup Forums and someone will contact you.

Careful you don't cut someone with all those edges.

It’s fucking called Anonymous for a reason, not „we are the great hacker kidz“ ...

Its ok bud, I remember being 23 and edgy...
I get it, your a heckin spooky L337 haxor

Lol gr8 b8 m8.

kek cool story bro

You can't join user here any more. Unfortunately BLM, ANTIFA and other gay terrorists have hijacked the mask and the movement and turned it into a giant "somone fuck my long dicked girlfriend cuckfest". Your best bet would be to get a job at CNN or go to University and hope to god you don't breath in too white a manner otherwise you're fucked

huh almost sounds racist at the end there, what university you go to that's not 89% white?

CNIT.
Central Nairobi Institute of Technology

I also belive you like to dress like Naruto and fap to chineese cartoons.

and yes I implyed that he was smart enough to go to university

You could never join user here, lulz, fuck are you talking about, newfag?

OK negro school

>noted

Can any1 tell me how Pajit did make anonymous literally to shut the fuck up and eat his dick? I tough that anomalous would fight back but as facts demonstrates they only like to take dicks and eat cum kek

>inb4 get hax3d

Yeah you come and try you piece of fucking anonyfaggots lol

No, I don’t even know that Naruto. But you seem to have good knowledge in that kind of stuff?

wat? the net neutrality thing? nobody cares and still hasn't made a difference

Well, these newfags can’t know it was all started as a meme ...

Yes. I assume you have your resumé?

we're already processing it

and denied, sorry user, don't call us we call you

now let the thread die so I don't have to monitor it anymore

Nah

fuck, gg

> ... But who was phone?