story time Sup Forums. this one’s recent (two days ago). i need guidance.
>be me
>19, upper-middle class, living with family
>have nice, upkept compact from 2003
>looking for love in all the right places
>use tinder and snapchat like a fucking millennial, but only for poon
>stoner chicks are easy
>morning wood
>start search
>locate lucky lady
>sc on tinder bio
>smoking in photos
>send friend request on sc
>she responds fast
>start snapping
>we agree to meet pretty quickly
>can’t til way later
>her too
>brb to take a shower
>come back
>she had same idea, isn’t dressed yet
>take tasteful nudes as good sign
>go about day thinking i’m about to get laid
>arrive at address
>trap house
>scattered shit, unkempt building, discarded baby carrier
>chubby, average, dyed hair, sorta cute face
>proceed to have most awkward date possible surrounded by stoner friends
>leave after couple hours for my car. no destination
>she came in her unicorn slippers in winter, so we’re just in the car
>go to park
>spend (not joking) 20-30 minutes not making out
>both of us are awkward to the extreme, so little conversation, contact, anything
>she brings up her “sexual traumas” including being raped, stabbed, and shot in different instances
>begin making out
>she seemed uninterested, now she’s only sort of going along with it
>feeling her up, seems like she’s getting into it
and here i’m gonna cut it off. to be continued
Story time Sup Forums. this one’s recent (two days ago). i need guidance
go on
You may continue
Faggot
did somebody forget to pre-type OP?
continuing... finally my true form will be revealed.
>making out pretty heavy
>we’re in the hills around the rich white people houses
>say “i have the place for this”
>take the girl to my grandma’s where i’m staying in the basement
>warn her to be quiet
>enter room covered in flowers wallpaper
>makeout continues
>remove clothes
>she hardly makes any eye contact
>“sexual trauma”
>eat her out
>extremely skeptical of own performance
>condom on
>actually fuck
>don’t cum, cause porn probably
>lay with her
>she say something like the following:
>“really, you don’t need a condom if you’re fucking me, because i’ve got ovarian cysts and can’t get pregnant”
>“also i’m like half allergic to latex, whatever”
>tfw she just asked you to do her raw and cum inside
cuntinued 2
All degenerate potheads have aids
Bump
Need resolution here plox
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Ill just post random stuff until OP returns
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>nigger types 6 wpm
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>she stays the whole night
>don’t see shit but normal zits on her whole body
>eat her out more
>she squirts
>“i’ve never squirted that much with a guy before”
>no idea what worked
>end up fucking
>think “i’m not about to make that specific mistake. i’m not so gullible.”
cum on her stomach without warning her
>she doesn’t move or look at me
>run and get towels in a second
>have a comfortable night cuddling and sleeping together
>almost get up in morning, come back
>get her up and start fucking again
>cum on stomach, again
>pretty sure i got one good shot inside her accidentally
>i end up sneaking her out of the basement, talking to my grandma with girl on other side of door
>make it to car and pull the fuck out of there
>“that night was everything i ever thought a secret rendezvous could be, considering we got the fuck out”
>take her home
>she’s like “later” and runs in without looking at me
>she texts me later
>i never even mentioned that she was texting like 100 people all night
>now be me, now
>i’m about to have house to myself for a month
>this chick wants to come around more
wat do, Sup Forums?
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Depends, looking for easy fuck with risks? Yes
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Block dat numba yo. Sketch as hell
ignore her, she will want you more.
You have aids now. Great job
She would 100% let you film her
god dammit that’s exactly what i want, but i’m paranoid. i keep looking into every damn thing now, but it could be so great
It's fine, go for it
easy,
fuck her in the ass.
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Fuck on every surface, come back in a month and bring message if succesful
i think that’s what i’ll do
i will post results of the fucking
i’ll also be back in three months if there’s any more results
godspeed op and goodluck
Can you show a pic of the girl?
in a week i’ll have a lot more than a pic. right now i just don’t have a pic.
cool. thanks
What about from her Snapchat?