Be me

Be me
>Was at friends and wifes house for New Years Eve
>Agreed to take their desk for my house.
>Supposed to pick it up tonight
>I text her to tell her I'm on my way.
>She says no, that it's too messy.
>I tell her not a problem.
>She sends a pic showing her "mess" to me.
taken with her laptop.
>I was shocked and said ok.

Pic related. What should I do?

"looks great to me! I really need that"

Fuck her and tell your friend what an unfaithful whore she is. He deserves to know.

Go! You faggot

Well? Whatd she say?

Tell her to clean that shit off your desk

First, check'd

Second, I'd tell her you'll handle her mess. See what she says back

Third, don't do it op. My best friend fucked a girl I was with of over 6 years. Lied about it, then owned up to it and said he still wanted to be friends. It was especially hard on me. Lost a friend of 14 years. Maybe she's not intentionally trying to be a whore. Maybe she is, either way lurking.

I wouldn't. Once you cum, you'll realize the drama isn't worth it. I fucked my brother's wife once. Was not worth it, and she was way hotter than that woman. To be honest I'd make up an excuse to not come over, that way you don't even have to mention anything to your friend.

>go to their house
>fuck her up the ass over that desk
>clear off desk
>put desk in your house
>great memories every time you sit down at your new desk

xD

Bingo!

i'd rather fuck the desk tbh

/this

...but it sounds like you're already flirting with her you pathetic sexless bastard.

She looks frumpy as fuck. Don't ruin your friendship with your bro and stab him in the back for some weak hooker-tier pussy. Jerk off before you even think about going and tell your friend his wife is slutting around.

Would it be better if it was a random dude and you never found out and she'd still be cheating on you?

Sounds bad to blame your friend, he wasnt in a committed relationship, SHE was.

Rule #1
Don't be a dick

But I now wanna see those tits.

She's a goofy flirt.
Not even sure she gets what she is doing.
Mom syndrome

Help clean the desk in an orderly fashion and bring it to your home.
Don't let her cheat with you, piece of shit. That you even need to ask about this, god curse you

>Go get your free desk and fuck off

well first, i'd say you should stop making shit up on Sup Forums. After that I dunno, get help or kill yourself, whatever.

You guys watch waaaayyyy too much porn. She just showing him messy desk

this so much

could probably be said in any thread on /b rn why the fuck am i here even

This

offer to come over and help clean it off, obviously... see where it goes from there

Why is her top pulled down. why is she even in frame.

Copypasta

Only real solution to your problem

She looks kinda sexy! Moar pics of her user?

This or you are a girl yourself

Assuming you are unattached correct?
If so, I would sleep with her. Making sure to take pictures of the act, then show to your buddy. He gets rid of a cheating whore and also had hard evidence of adultry, to prevent her from trying to fuck him over and take all his money.

Literally fake literally gay

Fucking friend's girlfriends is awesome. Do it.

Lmao

Should just not cheat. And hell that was ten years ago. She ended up cheating on him. So karma got him.

I'd rather it be a random, because it's not like they told me. I still found out in a fucked up way. Only admitted after they were caught. It's bad enough to lose a girl and that much time, but it's worse losing a friend too. Neither of them should have been double niggers. Could have just broke up with me. the bro thing would have been not to fuck her and tell me.

Who took the picture

its a trap, who took the photo?

This is a good answer.

post more pics of this woman so we can tell for certain if this her "naughty" face in a photo.

You honestly think if OP doesnt fuck her she will not try someone else?

You dont send a picture like that without being an unfaithful whore.

The day will come you will fantasize about fucking over your friend with the frumpy taboo you let get away. This will grow into an obsession with frumpiness. Just lay a few ropes in that, regret the guilt instead of the what-if, and avoid a grump kink based on the mystery.

>What should I do?
Tell your friend. Bros before hoes.

Is OP still here? Lurking for updates :)

Now I really don’t know what to do, she just sent this

Do this:

>Call your friend over, JUST HIM
>let him know that his wife is a low down scallywag
>tell your friend to play dumb about it and to go along with your plan
>try to get more pics out of her without giving her pics of yourself, play shy and shit, invite your friend over and you both coax pics out of her. He can tell you what to say to get her horny enough to send nudes
>if youre able to get some pics, put them on a disc and bring it over one day for "movie night", tell them you wanna have a party and to invite more people and bring refreshments
>pop in the photo disc into the player
>give everyone there a nice little show
>then have your friend who was in on it announce the end of their marriage in front of everyobe

wtf this shot doesn't even include the desk at all.
just go over there, push all the shit off and take the desk

Should I send this picture to my friend and let him know his wife sent it? I don’t know how I feel about potentially breaking up a marriage, but he is my friend.

Go fuck the cow up the ass and suck her floppy utters

DO NOT DO THIS! She could literally sue the ever-living fuck out of you for revenge porn, which is illegal. Even though the situation is totally fucked, she can, and will, pull that card and you will be broke.
Better off keeping them “private” and giving them to his divorce lawyer as proof of adultry, thus grounds for dissolving of the marriage. And she’s be fucked, proof of infidelity means she won’t get shit

Tell her to clean the desk herself

Dude, think if it was you and your wife, who you thought was loyal, tries to fuck your friends behind your back. Call your friend over, just him, and tell him that you sent her a message to pick up that desk and she sent you pics that you are not supposed to see. If you let your friend know, he will be eternally grateful. YOU are not ruining their marriage, SHE is by sending you pics wanting to CHEAT

>so much porn of fucking on desks
>friends wife sends mildly slutty and inviting picture in front of a desk

yeah, purely coincidence I'm sure

This is the actual OP.
I already said it's not a problem, I will pick it up later.
But I did tell her it's winter out. She should dress more sensibly :)
She did a "hehehehehe"

It was a webcam shot from her laptop. Said that already

Fuck off you queer, she wouldnt win if she tried

Found the faggot...

Once a cheater, always a cheater
She was in relationship. You don't cheat in relationship. YES. But you don't fuck friends women in friendships too. Thats the difference. I would never fuck friends gf. But i already fucked a strangers gf...

Send her a picture of the area you wana set up the desk saying you're gona love having it there, and casually make sure just the tip of your erect dick is in frame at the bottom.

Pics of the convo faggot

Says the cuck trying to protect a whore by warning of lawsuits that neither party can afford

Top fucking kek, this!

Kek
>inb4 just the tip?

I can fap to this picture easily, SHE knows what she is doing.

Did you even read what I wrote jackass? That was to obviously inform the dude to NOT PUBLICLY share her nude pictures. This advice would clearly benefit the man, not the whore, in this situation dumbfuck.

beat that throat till her jaws tired

why did she changed?
wasn't sexy enough on the first photo?
obviously this whole thread is a lie

And honestly, those titties look pretty nice. Sure, she’s packing a few extra LB’s but I but she can suck/fuck a mean cock!

Guessing the second photo was already taken, just seeking a reaction from the desk pic. I dunno, just my two cents

You have 2 choices tell your friend or fuck his wife and bust inside her maybe litterally cuck him

Have her blow you and brick in her mouth.
Do this, then call him and ask “how’s my dick taste?”.

Fake and gay

cuck your pal and cum in the gal!

>implying

She's not exactly a whore for sending that picture. Maybe she's dumb and wasn't thinking about her outfit. It would be different if her tits were out.

Wtf, also not op

Fuck! Now she just sent this!! I was just kinda flirty replying, not trying to get nudes of my buddies wife!

Funny because this is how i see it: it IS different because her titties are (practically) out. Visibly not wearing bra or panties under that night gown.

>one day user will realize more than one person can be at fault
>one day user will realize there are multiple forms of relationships and they're built upon loyalty

This is correct you retarded virgin mongoloids

Because its her boyfriend, its likely hes seen her tits before based on how old the cunt looks.

You’re full of more shit than a Christmas goose. Go back to your creative writing class, and leave us out of it.

Kek

Replying to your own post, you sure are a lonely faggot aren’t you?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

nice

I can believe it. She's not exactly a bombshell tbh.

lel

Whatever you say faggot.

Oh yeah, and theres this

>lel
>samefagging
>reddit spacing
There is already enough cancer on this board mate, fuck off

Yeah, cause there’s no way that one was posted from you comp and the other was your phone. You really are a fucking waste of space to go to such lengths to “defend” your samefaggotry

God damn, this thread is heating up! You need to hit that pussy user

Bros before hoes.

What the fuck is reddit spacing? Who the reddit fag is, is clear in this little chat were having.

Do you truly believe I would go that far on that far prior to responding to fool people like you... on Sup Forums of all places? Kiddo... Not everybody wants to do the massively faggot tier shit you do. Get over your ego.

Lame thread is lame.

Oh sweet summer child, you are like 5 months too early

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You know your friend's probably the one who took that picture right?

She says it was a webcam pic

Your friend amd his wife are trying to get you to do a threeway with them obviously. Your bud took the pic

Kek

>what kinda faggot gets called out and gets mad?

You really need to lurk moar newfag

Whatever you say newfriend