/mlb/ General- Mariners Anime Girl Edition

Mariners won today, thats all the news I care about

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mariners a shit

GG sneks

man i took the time for news & memes & i get beat by waifuism

such is Sup Forums life

JINTS

RANGERS!

Mets gargle cocks

MARINERS!

sorry buddy, should have said something in the last thread

Who /who/ here?

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?
>rags

Angels winning the division famalam

HEADED FOR LAST AND NOBODY CAN STOP US

HA!!

>rags

>Go animate

rags aside, Yu seems pretty cool
hope he signs with a good team soon

>rags

*blocks your path*

=3

You may only reply to this post if your favorite team has won twenty-seven (27) World Series championships.

Thank fucking God they lost

FLY THE ARROW

you cant stop me

what if I have an old pocket-watch?

When's it gonna be my time?

Dodgers will make him a champion.

Im sure he's always wanted an NL west Pennant on his wall

>but muh prospect rankings!!!

Rookie of the year incoming. Don't say I didn't warn you

we africa now

Soon, brother

And by soon I mean hopefully 2019

>lillies

Did someone say Sup Forumsstros?

He's shit bro. If Bellinger stays up he's gonna win

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SOON

>give up literally 46 runs to the nationals in a 4 game series
>hold dbags to 1 run

>get a guy on due to a misplay
>ground into a double play
excelsior

>thor

White Sox win.
Cardinals win.


Cusb lose.


what a day to be alive : )

*strikes you out*

>dodgers back at .500

BREHS

1STROS

See you in the NLCS

>Kershaw twice on short rest at Coors
wew lads. shit will be epic

Last 2 digits of my post are how many runs Kershaw will give up in the series

It's all good. Pederson+Seager alone will hit 6 homers.

Nobody can stop the 1stros

>The current state of the Orange Ducks
>It was 9-1, then 11-4
>Muh best bullpen in baseball

Is Orange Ducks the orioles new meme name?

No senpai, they are the Class Acts of baseball. All of their players are SO CLASSY! Why can't my Yankees be that way? I hope some day Gary Sanchez becomes classier than Manny Memechado ever will be!

Classy AND clean. Some of the cleanest players you'll ever see. Never did nothin'!

WE

Manny Machado did nothing wrong

Manny Machado is one more miracle away from sainthood

Spikes fly up in the air and crush the second baseman's nuts, act of god, could have happened to anyone.

Bryce Harper is a good man

Bryce Harper hosts late night meet ups with vulnerable and confused young men at laundromats

He keeps getting away with it

Do your part to stop Bryce and save the boy

Exactly what are you implying?
Bryce is a good boy.

Hey Guys! What are we talking about?

Here senpai

Bryce "Head on Down to Boystown" Harper

He's gonna go to the Yankees or the Mets eventually isn't he. I went to a Yankees game last night and my uncle was saying these young guys remind him of the 90s Yankees before they started winning. Harper would literally be white jesus in New York. They'd love him

>Machado hits longest HR of statcast era
>Judge hits hardest HR of statcast era
>in the same game

What meme levels are we approaching?

>the Mets

we don't have money

it's called the AL east buddy

Mets fans put ketchup on their hot dogs

>rags

Discuss

>there are "ppl" in these threads who have never witnessed a postseason Kershaw start

It's historical everytime regardless of the score.

>3 braves players
>then kershit
lmao

>Feelies awoo here
Go away

Disgusting Mets fan who enjoys well done steak spotted

GO STROS!!!

>regardless of the score

What did he mean by this

Nothing wrong with that. At least we don't put, you know, fruit loops in them

Machado's wasn't the longest ever, it was the longest this season. Still an absolute blast tho

>rags

Can the Mets take him for Jose Reyes? You get a bench player if he continues to suck.

>The Yankees only had a 1% chance of winning going into the 7th innings last night
wew

Daily reminder that the Mets are terrible.

Doesn't Bonds have the longest homerun?

Feels good knowing the Jays won the Tulo/Reyes trade, even if its done nothing to help either clubs at this point

Bonds never played during the statcast era

Will Michael "Cy Young favorite" Pineda flirt with a no-hitter today lads?

>Only Homeruns tracked in the Statcast era are subject to distance measuring

TY pls. There are claims that Mickey Mantle hit a 600+ ft bomb. There are also claims that Ruth hit a ball 500+ feet

>Red Sox have the least homers in the majors

What year is it?

The qualifier was that Machado hit the longest hr of the statcast era (which isn't true)

But yeah, Ruth actually had several 500+ foot home runs every season, allegedly. It's really a shame that there isn't much footage of him playing

>rags

How are the Orange Ducks feeling today?

Eaton ded

Good, our lineup was brokenly good with him in it. Give other teams a chance for a while

Going to bed, wake me up when the Mets win

...

Guys, my dad is going to kill me. We needed a ball so I swiped one from his trophy room. Well, we lost it. It was signed by some girl named Baby Ruth and he's gonna kill me! What do I do???

Get one signed by Josh Hamilton, he'll never know the difference

WHO??

Liriano on the mound today, comfiest feeling as a Jays fan

It's crazy because if you look at his mechanics, there's no way he was utilizing his full power potential. His swing was very similar to ichiro in that he would often just slap the ball.
Imagine just how hard he would be able to hit with modern hitting knowledge and conditioning.

When was the last time the White Sox wore white socks?

The White Sox ace pitcher is James Shields