>be me >be 19 yo kissless virgin >decide to create a fake tinder account to talk to girls >match with girl >complete and total qt3.14 >we start talking >we talk every day for weeks >we have the same interests and hobbies >she's really cool >i begin falling for her >we talk all night every night >two months later >we still talk everyday >i'm in love with her
What do I do, fellas?
Brayden Reyes
Did you create the fake to catfish girls for nudes? Posing as a guy or girl? Doesn't she ask for your snapchat?
Lucas Rogers
I created it just to talk to them. Posing as a guy. She asked for Facebook which I created
Dylan Powell
>Ask out on date >Guy she think will show up doesn't >Buy prostitute
Juan Jones
>What do I do, fellas?
Seems like you regret the decision to make a fake instead of genuine account.
Ian Gray
She wouldn't like the real me, OP
Caleb Stewart
the girl might not be real either or do you know for a fact that she is?
Adam Gonzalez
yes
Christian Powell
>implying she'd ever talk to OP if he made a genuine account
Jose Hughes
that's my point
Asher Scott
Learn to tag posts you're replying to, nigger.
Lincoln Morris
How the fuck can you love someone you're lying to with a fake account? That's fucking creepy dude.
Noah Gutierrez
Nothing is gonna happen if you dont come clean user, Just tell it like it is, no lies. Either shes fine with it or not.
But it's a really tough situation.
Ian Young
i created a fake account to talk to girls, i think it's obvious i a bit of a creep
Andrew Campbell
Well the way i see it you either come clean, tell her that you made a fake account cause of your insecurity and give her your real info and ask her if she wanna meet up or anything, you could say that you're not comfortable with opening yourself up to strangers on the internet which is why you made a fake one OR you can keep living the lie, try to fish some nudes from this chick, cause lets face it, thats all youre gonna get if youre lucky, and then dump her. Your choice OP.
Jack Nelson
you fucked up mate, take this as a lesson and move on, there’s plenty of other girls out there mane.
Joshua Cruz
Have you NEVER seen catfish? It's all super fucking creepy.
Christian Ross
this, but dont dump her if shes a q3,14
Asher Jenkins
look we can all agree i'm a creep
Blake Walker
You deserve that for being an asshole and create a fake account. Now tell the truth and face reality moron.
Jonathan Williams
Well i guess you know you have the confidence and personality to hold a conversation over text. Try to do the same thing, but with a real account next time. Don't tell her you're a catfish, she'll take it badly and there are just so many other girls out there.
John Harris
what pic did u use for the account, op?
Tyler Davis
just some random chad
Parker Adams
> arrange to meet at cafe or something > meet her ten minutes or so after meeting time > "hey, are you waiting for someone?" > ask if seat is taken > explain that you're also waiting for someone but might have been stood up > make small talk and get to know each other > use knowledge of her interests to your advantage > congrats, you just went on your first date Just don't spaghetti it up, sperglord
Jace Thompson
Why not? You already told us you two have the same interests and hobbies. Just dont act all autistic and you'll be fine.
Dylan Sanders
but i'm fuck ugly
Joshua Thomas
this
Leo Clark
but if i use her for nudes my feelings won't disappear
Carson Torres
Charisma and a big dick will compensate
Parker Young
well then gg. rip.
Grayson Green
i have neither of those things
Adam Robinson
Then fucking kill yourself you pessimistic degenerate. We're fucking telling you what to do but you're literally turning down every fucking option we give you, I'm honestly surprised you even managed to talk to her with this fucking attitude. Either man the fuck up or move on. Heartbreak is a part of life, you wont die from giving up on her.
Hunter Turner
Fuck off, it's a delicate situation and I'm trying not to fuck it up
Brody Foster
You already did Sup Forumsro
Easton Nguyen
What would you do in this situation
Xavier Morris
Post face
Camden Carter
It's not a fucking delicate situation. Either you do or you don't. You're never going to get this girl by continuing to live the lie you've constructed, if you want into her pants and her heart you gotta come clean, its literally the only way. Or if you're feeling extra autistic link her this thread. I'm sure she's gonna love the read.
Owen Nguyen
nah fam
Luis Howard
Wahhhhhhhhhh. Kill yourself faggot
Carter Young
I think the fact I'm talking to a girl suggests I'm not a faggot
Jaxon Scott
Although I'm using a fake account to do so
Nicholas Myers
this thread is now officially underage bait
Aiden Hernandez
she's 19 dude
Brody Davis
Because you're a faggot. Sage
Nolan Kelly
But why would I talk to girls if I was gay
Brayden White
>mfw op takes retarded trolling to the next level
Hudson Hall
but i'm british so 19 is legal
Angel Howard
You're trying to hide the fact that you're gay from yourself so you created a thin veil where you have no opportunity to actually touch women until you eventually realize in your parents basement deep in your 30s that you've been a faggot all along and rape your dad to death.
Luke Gomez
Easy. Just come clean. Explain you fucked up and you're sorry. Worst case she blocks you and reports you to tinder, best case she thinks I'll give the ugly tiny dicked freak a go.. and who knows you might last longer than ten seconds and she might come back for more.
Ian Collins
Give me control of your tinder and fake FB, then I will proceed to Rico Suave the fuck outta this broad. Then she can ride my Thundergun Express all the way to nirvana. Don't know if ya heard, but I hang major dong bro.
Lucas Green
will you come out with me then x
Connor Lewis
No, you're alone for a reason. Stay alone, your poor parents
James Price
...
Brayden Smith
Its the implication, user. OP needs to listen to you.
Nicholas Brooks
why are y'all being mean? only wanted help. you are all lonely virgins like me if you're on Sup Forums
Logan Mitchell
Exactly! *stares intensly*
Ayden Long
kek this is not reddit
Jack Mitchell
op be smart stop fucking around here, you now that nothing good is gonna come around here try fixing yourself be healthy and stuff but that thing about just showing off that you arent the tinder guy its gona be a fucked up, but if you know her good enought and you think that would work then do it
Juan Kelly
Show her the neckbeard you truly are and take the l like a man
Evan Campbell
nonvirgin but depressive boi here, almost everything about that you think you are ugly and stuff its just mental u need to find the way out but first of all you need to get the hell out of here
Camden Kelly
tell her the truth post screenshots btw
Zachary Brooks
I don't know a good way out, I don't want to hurt her
Dominic Green
there is no possible way you wont hurt her, fake your fake chads death maybe
Ian Perez
just tell her you fucking pussy. tell her you used a fake picture because you are not photogenic. actually a lot of really hot chicks in person look like shit in pics. She will understand. Hell, she is probably using a fake pic, too, or at the very least using a flattering angle to hide fat because hot chicks dont need to use dating apps. Come clean and she will likely just ask to see a real pic. tell her you would like to see more than just one of her as well. worse thing that happens is you lose a fucking pen pal, you sperglord
Jayden Nelson
i mean stop been so pessimist and stuff if you know her well you can do it but not now try to be more optimistic and go for it step by step, remember you are young young ppl do stupid stuff but everything s possible i was in your position but not on tinder, in real life behind a fake self of mine
Anthony Turner
(depression boi here)
Hunter Parker
so should i tell her or nah
Jacob Wright
of course, or do you want to keep going with the lie and fall more in love with her until the point its inevitable to keep faking?
Nathan Allen
or do i disappear and never talk to her again
John Ross
when you feel that u r rdy but i think u should do some stuff before i dont know maybe m wrong but i think u are shy in person and insecure about yourself
Jaxson Bell
yea thats the coward option, anyways its the same outcome or maybe you hit the jackpot and she keep talking to you or even go out
Hunter Anderson
(depressed suicidal boiii~ii)
Jeremiah Scott
i think that's what i'ma do, thanks
Colton Hughes
just go for it. you don't know her personally so it wont be a massive loss if she rejects you.
Jeremiah Kelly
just write a nice text to send her, worst case you ll get insulted and blocked, but i suppose you already know that, so who cares go for it
Brody Cooper
Its your fault for letting feelings develop when as far as she knows you're not a neckbeard in which you are.