Wincest Wednesday. New and OC

Wincest Wednesday. New and OC.

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>Wincest Wednesday
yup, Sup Forums is really dead.

No other stories?

I've slept with a couple of my cousins, my uncle's gf, and would-have-been sister in-law. I know the latter two aren't quite incest, but I could share for those interested.

sauce?

pls do

Any preference as to which individual? I don't have any of it pre-typed but can get something going

Probably sound like a new fag but how do I open a non url/non bbcode

Lexi Luna

You put the door between tinyurl and com.

All incidents happened around roughly the same time (within a hear and a half). I am, as I assume a lot of guys can relate to, basically a social retard except when I'm not single. I'd say I'm decent looking, but pretty shy. Sure enough, whenever I have a gf, i don't know if I'm oozing confidence or what, but I often find myself getting into trouble with other girls. I just didn't figure I'd have such a long run with my family.

Uncle's gf (this is what started the trend):
>Me, 23, home with the family for some holiday (I think it was Easter)
>Family dinner/lunch/brunch/whatever at my Aunt's
>Usually a good time, lot's of alcohol always involved
>Uncle, who has had a bit of shit luck with women, brings his relatively new girlfriend to the meal. We'll call her Kim
>I've met Kim once before. She's certainly not bad looking. Tall, skinny, freckles, short-cropped copper hair. Probably B-cup tits, good ass. A complete hippy though, and struck me at times as a bit of a dunce
>She's definitely closer to me in age than she is my uncle
>Dinner is mostly good, but I make the mistake of dissing a band she likes
>We get into a bit of an argument over the band, but nothing too serious
>All dinner afterwards though she keeps staring at me oddly
>Figure she's pissed, and she's weird, so whatever

Thread seems dead, so I can continue if others keep this alive. Otherwise, oh well.

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Continued!

>Rest of meal passes without much incident
>Later that evening go out to the bar with my group of friends.
>Holidays and one of only a couple open bars in town, so it's super packed
>A couple of my friends keep leaving for smoke and bathroom breaks. I've been sort of trying to hook up (again) with my one friend whenever they leave. Definitely horney.
>It's getting closer to closing, and suddenly my uncle and Kim show up.
>I know my uncle frequents this bar, so when he swings by my booth to say hi, none of us are shocked
>I've been drinking for about nine hours straight now
>So has Kim, apparently
>My uncle leaves to see some friendsm Kim sits in the booth beside me
>Puts her arm around me and introduces herself to my friends
>Really kinda akward, but funny at the same time
>Friends having a field day
>Conversation continues a bit, but Kim puts her lips up to my ear
>"I'm basically your auntie, user"
>She winks at me
>I go from horny to rock solid at this point
>I make some crappy joke along the lines of "welcome to the family, you madwoman"
>She runs her fingers through my hair
>"oh no, I LIKE *lastname*'s

I've told this story enough times that I'm probably getting annoying, but I grew up with two much older brothers and I used to eat both of their cum pretty much every single day. For a long time I thought them cumming was something they had to do and that it had to be eaten and I was just doing a secret chore.

We fooled around more and more as I got older until I was 13, when I got pissed at them and everything stopped for a while.

I cooled off but it never went back to like how it was. They're both really good to me now and I'm like their emergency card for weird kinky stuff.

are you male or female?

>My friends are practically screaming with laughter at this point
>Kim gets up to go join my uncle and I'm left with this raging hard-on
>Forget my friend, my weirdo potential aunt just fucked me with her eyes, I swear
>After a while, friends and I decide it's time to go
>Go up to the bar to say by to my uncle
>He wants to introduce me to a couple friends first
>We stand there talking, and who would have thought? Kim shows up by my side
>She puts her arm around my waist
>Awkward as shit since my uncle is right in front of us, but he doesn't seem to care. He's also drunk
>I put my arm around Kim's shoulders just to be friendly
>She decides to be even friendlier and put her hand on my ass
>And I flex
>why the fuck do I flex my ass?
>She giggles and gives my ass a squeeze
>Somehow this gives me enough confidence to briefly move my hand to her waist, then right to her ass, where I give it a bit of a smack
>A really pathetic smack, but a smack nonetheless
>dat ass is phat
>In front of my uncle
>He either doesn't notice or doesn't care
>Say I need to get going, friends are waiting for me etc
>Kim pulls me close, gives me a peck on the cheek
>"What else is under there?"
>I walk away aroused, confused, and feeling like a beta and an alpha at the same time

Anyone need help getting family nudes through kik hit me at dontuwanna95

Female, but I'm not super cute and kinda chubby for what it's worth.

if you have something pre-written id like to hear it.

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Bummp

Pic?

To keep people going while user tells his aunt story, I'll post creeps of my sister

>Next night (or maybe a day later)
>Most friends have gone back to wherever, so it's just one of my friends and I left in town
>We decide to go to the OTHER bar in town
>GUESS WHO'S A WAITRESS THERE
>Say hi to Kim, she seems super happy to see me but is a bit cold to my friend (also female)
>Friend and I sit right up at the bar so we don't have a lot of interaction with Kim
>We start getting drunk. Really drunk.
>The bar has some weird insult mix-and-match book sitting around that my friend and I start playing with
>Kim swings by behind me and moves to look at the book
>"This is my favourite one"
>Her smallish but super firm titties pressed right into the back of my head
>She flips the book to say something along the lines of wanting to eat someones panties
>We all get a laugh out of this but here I am getting hard again
>A while later my friend goes to use the bathroom
>Kim comes by and sits on the barstool beside me
>Super close
>Your friend has beautiful blowjob lips
>Youretellingme.mp3
>Laugh it off
>"You don't agree?"
>"No. I mean. yeah. I do. But I can't really speak from experience"
>Why am I indulging this conversation?
>She gets right up into my ear again
>"I may not have the lips, but I can show you what this tongue can do"
>She runs her tongue around the inside of my ear
>Which, to be honest, is a bit weird, but I am soooooooo far past caring at this point
>Ask for my bill

more?

You should have pre-written this.

I know, sorry

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Bumping for this thrilling conclusion!

Keep going though, sounds like it's getting good.

This better end with you and your uncle milking Kim with a baby in her belly

Very nice!! Beautiful sister you got there. Have you gotten lucky?

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Should be called

>Complete bullsht stories thread

Be serious any actual incest on the internet is famous eg- "bamfmichael" video also if anyone has that right post

>Kim gets off shortly after, I make sure my friend is sent off in a cab ok
>Kim comes out, still in her fucking waitress skirt and tight-fitting black top
>She looks pretty fucking sexy, dunno why I've been fighting this
>She walks up to me, gives me a deeeeeep kiss
>Can't help but grab her ass and pull her close
>she pulls away for a sec, and then suddenly is putting something in my mouth
>ohmyfuck it's her panties
>I'm ready to explode at this point
>She grabs the front of my jeans and repeated that she wanted to know what else was under my pants
>A lot of perfectly average wood, ma'am
>She suggests we go to her place
>Say ok
>We walk to her place, sort of fondling each other and occasionally making out with each other as all drunk couples do
>We get to her place
>except it's not her place
>It's my fucking uncle's
>Obviously I'm a bit shook
>No user, it's ok, he's not home
>That's all I need to know
>Go inside
>First thing she does is take off her shirt, revealing a lacey purple push-up bra
>gets on her knees and yanks my pants down
>And suddenly my cock is in her mouth
>She's right - who needs my friends bj lips?

how did it escalate from swallowing cum?

Nothing pre written.

I've written it out a few times here, but never really saved any of it.

The short version is that I was the third kid and my parents hadn't really wanted to do it again, so they mostly left me with my brothers. which was mostly fine, other times I've told this story people tried to demonize them, and what they did WAS bad and wrong, but also they were really just dumb kids when it started, they were never trying to hurt me.

I remember my 7th birthday was the first time I realized they didn't HAVE to have an orgasm. They asked me if I wanted to skip that day because it was my celebration and I was super confused that it was even an option. Then we were too busy for me to suck them during the day, and they wound up sneaking into my room late and basically jacking off into my mouth while I was in bed.

But any time it wasn't about sex, I mostly remember watching movies and ordering pizza. They were really good brothers and still are, it was just this screwed up thing that started before any of us knew better (I'm not condoning it. If you know anyone going through it, stop it and help them. Just our particular situation wasn't as damaging as it sounds).

gross

Theyre all bullshit. Its always the same story, but with a setting or character switched around to seem original.

Its always
>at a family reunion
>notice cousin I havent seen recently is hot now

Or
>sister comes home drunk and is horned up

Or
>mom is divorced and comes home drunk and horned up

Or
>mom or sister or cousin is divorced and at a family reunion drunk and horned up

moar

wow aren't you a little genius how did you figure that out!?!

>I'm letting her go to town on my dick, though once or twice I drunkenly I started aggressively fucking her face when I started thinking about our stupid band debate from theother night.
>She still seems into it
>eventually tell her to let me fuck her or I'm just gonna cum
>Grab her by the hair and pull her up, undo her bra
>Pretty tits. Nothing amazing, but they suit her
>Decide it's all about dat ass
>Bend her over the counter in the kitchen
>Think about eating her out, but then realize my uncle has probably been in here and somehow that's even grosser than what I'm about to do anyway
>Rip her skirt down and just slide right into her
>Had her bent over the counter for a bit
>Had her sit on the counter and nail her facing me
>Last ditch-effort was having her bent over in front of me and just rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks
>When I'm about to cum she goes for the money shot, immediately on her knees, and I unload on her face/neck
>She grabs my dick, and licks me from base of my taint right up my shaft, up my stomach, before giving me another deep kiss
>Think I could have gone again
>But we both decide I need to go
>I finger her a little bit before I go, but my heart isn't in it
>dress up and leave


And that's about it for that story. Fun fact - my uncle was NOT out of town, and was in that house. apparently he thought he heard the cat knocking something over on the counter.

Anyway, not a great story, but it sort of made me think "If I can do this girl, why not others?"

Thanks for bumping

Yeah me (dude) and my cousin (grill) used to mess around when we were kids. I was only in like 3rd or 4th grade when in started and she was in 6th or 7th and while it was nothing but kids fucking around I have no doubt that if I told anyone about it now she would get some serious flak from both our families.

how much older are they?

Well I mean to be fair as it turns out when you are a kid you can go from kid to hot teen pretty fast.

The ages are a lil fucked but the idea is hot, how do you feel about it now?

To be fair,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This sarcasm doesn't work. In that sense you must also not its all bullshit yet still quietly enjoying these stories like a fag

Our age difference is a little bigger, but they still really didn't know any better (they maybe should have, but not like, on the level an adult should know better). So I was pretty much in the same position. I could turn it into a big nightmare that destroyed all of our families but why? It's some dumb stuff we did when we were kids, it's kinda messed up but I ate their sperm it's not like they blinded me or something. No reason to end all our lives over it.

Not going to give details but a little over a decade. My parents even 'endearingly' call me the whoopsbaby.

That rule applies in the same way that the rule about no girls being on the internet does.

Just because you should assume something is fake doesn't mean it actually is.

Again, theyre all made up, theyre all the same story with a couple things changed or rearranged to seem authentic.

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I'm weirdly conflicted about it in a submissive kind of way.

I mentioned my seventh birthday earlier, and I've actually gotten myself off remembering that night, not because it was sexy (at the time it just made me sick to my stomach and I wished they didn't do it), but because remembering being so willing is hot? In a weird way?

I honestly can't find the words to describe the feelings. I wish it didn't happen, but because it did and I didn't fight I find the memory sexy. If I'd fought and it'd happen anyway I'd remember it as abuse. But it's sort of the strange thrill you get from a one night stand, like, just base easy lust.

Like on any given night I'd call that event abuse, and it was, but there's a weird thrill that it happened, if that makes sense.

you said they still call for kinky shit, like what? what was the first time they called like?

They still using you as a cumslut or nah? And do you enjoy it more now?

My cousin went on gdp. What would you do in my situation? How do i approach her about it?

Seems fake.

> contact saved as Sistah and not her name

Nah mate fuck off no way this is fake!

fucking incredible keep going

your brothers were 17?! and they didn't know better?

got any pics of her?

Sharing my sad life Sup Forums

Used to be dating and having sex often. We used to tell our parents we were just great friends who did a lot together. Good Christian parents, y'know! we just turned 18. Birthdays were 9 days apart. We get the news her mother and my father were going to get married. So here we are today 20 and 21 it's awkward as hell when we bring up anything from highschool since when we both finished our classes we would spend any and all time together. She won't send nudes or have sex unless she's been drinking (she always cries after) but she asks if I want her to pose for photos (pic related) usually because she wants me to do the same. She's got needs to. We both are single but she is to afraid now and doesn't want to get in any relationships no matter how big or small for at least a few more years now. And I'm always trying to find a long term relationship but have the odd hook-up.

There's only been one time she was really angry about something uni related something about a lecturer having a go at her for making too many notes. Had to calm her down and then she just felt sad and was crying on my shoulder. I reacted naturally for me by then held her tight, kissed her forehead rested our faces in each other's necks, told her she's perfect the way she is, nobody can say she's trying to her she's just doing her best and be proud it's more the others. She was happy and was about ready to leave before she came over to hug me but lifted her leg around me and I just acted on reflexes and held her leg up on she grabbed my neck and hair then just ended up in bed together. The post that makes me always hope use that there was no awkwardness after we finished it was just relief. Like we dropped this act of being distant.

The dream/plan is to go our separate ways she wants to get her last name legally changed. We call the family. Tell them we are buying a property in Canada together. Then run away together. At this rate it'd be 2020.

Soon

Happy new year's \b\

Nah, sorry.

Been trying to find FB profiles and everything but no luck

It's never anything super kinky these days. When I say 'kinky' I basically mean anal or a blowjob with no strings attached.

They don't call specifically for things. We get together all the time and it's just normal, we talk about our lives, our parents, our friends, hypothetically what we'll do with mom and dad's property when they pass (I know that's vulturey but it's going to happen and we need to know who wants what before we're all fighting while sufferinggrief).

But sometimes we're together and they'll like keep ordering me extra drinks or we'll be home and they'll mention their wife doesn't like her butt being played with and it's sorta unspoken that we'll go find some time for something that's not supposed to happen.

I never get off on it at the time, but I wouldn't lie and say I don't find it sexy. It's like a vague sexy feeling, like wearing something sexy out, except more intense. It's not the event that's hot, it's that it was wanted in the first place. If that makes sense.

too bad

Link?

Why don't they fuck your poon, are you a trap?

It'd been going on my whole life by that point. They knew better, or should have, but I understood their explanation to me when I called them out and we fought about it. They said by that point they'd been doing it so long stopping seemed weirder, and I actually understand. It'd been years. If they'd stopped I'd have probably asked someone why they stopped doing it.

It's not good. I said outright it was wrong, it was bad, if someone else is dealing with it save them, because it's a violation.

I just also think our one specific case is not worth making a big deal over because we were young and dumb and I kinda wound up liking a lot of it.

So you're still being abused, but you think that's OK?

They tried when I was younger, and it was just insanely painful. It's one of my worse memories.

By the time they tried again, they were already into the idea that I was their "butt slut" and it just stayed that way.

Honestly the porn industry owes every women a formal apology for making ass to mouth a thing, but whatever.

would there be a way to contact you on like kik or something to keep asking questions if the thread dies?
Did they take your first time?

>Wincest Wednesday
Look I support having a day for Wincest
But Wednesday was long ago spoken for, even if...
>yup, Sup Forums is really dead.

At least keep our traditions alive in our hearts. You can't go giving Wednesday away like that.

I guess so.

But I'm an adult now. I have autonomy. I've decided that what they did was wrong but that I'm willing to make an exception for them in my own definition of what's right and wrong.

I'm not a soulless construct that can't decide what it does or doesn't like. It was bad. I didn't like a lot of it. It still is bad now that we're older. I think it's less bad than most people would, and the bad that would come from making it public is worse than the bad that I think about on Sup Forums.

Has it affected your sex life now, I wish I was your brother you sound like the perfect sister

Aye I've seen you before! Nice stories

Haha as much as I love the idea of finding my soulmate on Sup Forums, I'm just not super interested in keeping this train of thought alive. Sorry.

I think I'm annoyingly judgemental of whether or not I find a man boring in bed. But I also readily admit to being on the submissive side and like men who push.

I'd also like to remind you that I'm self admittedly chubby and not super cute, which means I'm probably even worse than your fantasy makes me.

But I guess in my borther's situation a rotten apple is better than starving?

Don't get me wrong, I'm thinking about your ass right now, but it seems like the abuse never really stopped. Seems like your brothers are still doing to you what they did before without any real reflection on how it's affected you. Seems like since it never really stopped, you've never actually processed what's happened.

that wasn't my intention but fair enough. How has their treatment of you as a butt-slut affected your enjoyment of anal?

That's fair, but honestly it did stop.

When I was a few months past thirteen I ripped into them pretty hard. I told them they were rapists, I told them I hated them, I told them I wished they were dead and that they were lucky I'd never talk to them again. The fallout between us happened.

Then they left me alone, and I basically laid in my room and browsed the internet and thought to myself, and I wound up deciding on my own that I understood why everything had happened.

I'm the one that started it back up. Not cause I wanted it, but more to tell them I thought they were okay, and to prove that it didn't have to destroy our relationships (seriously outside of sex stuff they were flipping phenomenal brothers).

After it happened they did a lot of favors for me and always made sure I was taken care of and set up, and I always made sure they weren't too 'lonely' and that's just kinda extended.

They're older, further along in life, ready to help if I need a down payment or something, and I'm there if one of their wives feels boring and they want something extra.

It sounds worse than it is. It's really rare in both directions. Just. At some point you have to look at what's happening in your life and ask if you want to move forwards or backwards, and we always picked forwards.

Never enjoyed anal.

But I enjoy not enjoying anal if that makes sense. Sometimes it's fun to know you're being used. Not every time, but sometimes.

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So, if you do find someone for yourself, would you still do the things for them?

Do you think that if you got bored with your man, would you turn to them for some excitement?

Could we see a pic of your tits, just for the sake of adding a little bit of reality to what I'm imagining

could you go into it on how it started an progressed until you told them off?