ITT: Times you were caught in a big lie. I'll start

ITT: Times you were caught in a big lie. I'll start
>Be me, 14, Freshmen, beta fag
>4 day weekend about to start
>teacher workdays or some shit
>qt3.14 English teacher gives big project about a ship or some crap
>notdointhis.exe
>Spend entire weekend playin vidya
>walking to school end of break when it hits me..
>fuck.mov
>Come up with master plan
>decide to say I was mugged by three dudes and they stole my backpack containing project
>ditch backpack and give myself black eye
Get to 2 period English
>masterplanputintoplace.wav
>tell my lie
>teacher totally buys it
>"user! I'm so sorry! You need to go report this to the school resource officer"
>panic.exe
>"no, no, that's not nessasary"
>shes already paging the office

About 20 minutes later and in office in front of cop and school principal

Cont?

yes continue, save me from trap bullshit

This. Go ahead OP

Cont

>gf who is into anal asks
>user have you ever taken up the ass
>no

sweating.

I came to be relieved of the gay, yet I found it still god dammit

>sweating intensifies when you agree to let her peg you and she realizes your ass can gape wider than a football
that's when you know you've fucked up

don't lie to her bro

Cont.
> "user, this is a serious situation, if you are lying, this is the time to fess up"
>shiftingautismintomaxiumoverdrive.gif
>tell them both the whole story
>"what did they look like user?"
>make up shit on the fly
>"okay, user, lets get in my car and show us where it happenes"
>still don't decide to fess up
>show them some place by a near by bank
>go back to the school and they have me fill out police reports
>"okay user, you're free to go back to class, we'll call your parents"
>hard i pounding don't know what to do
>dad comes and gets me and takes me back to his work.
>he gets a call, its my mom
>"I got a call from the police, the bank user was robbed infront of pulled the tapes and it never happened"
>goddamnit.png
>Dad gets visibly pissed
>punches me square in the jaw until I bleed from the nose
>I'm crying now, he takes me back to the school to admit what happend
>police make me fill out a confession
>mfw I was grounded for a year
>mfw I'm probably retarded

Damn wtf

Wow

i'm also caught in a big lie and i can feel it blowing up to the surface any second, help

Well, you deserved it.

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You're 14 and your dad punches you in the face until you bleed.

Nice.

Admit it before it's too late

Exactly what I was thinking

Deserved being punched till he bled?

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someone, moar greentexts

MOAR

>met girl way out of my league
>actually hit it off really well
>invite her out a week later
>we go out clubbing and she eventually goes home with me
>all my friends see us leaving together
>haven't got laid in forever now is the time to shine
>fml she's not interested and wants me as a friend
>next morning she leaves
>all my friends asks what happened
>i can't admit defeat and tell them i score
>thought i could get away with it because she doesn't live here
>fuck all my friends find her social media
>FUCK she is also moving here
>she wants to start hanging out with me and my friends
>wat do

So this is where I'm at, she hasn't moved here yet and I have not told anyone the truth. I'm fucked when she does come

You are fucked.

You have to fuck her before she moves

1. Ski mask
2. Rohypnol
3. ???
4. profit

she has been trying to stay in touch, i think if i put my soul into it i might break free from the friend zone and fuck her before she can get to know my friends

Skip town and never look back

Two sentence horror story

I would tell everyone that I were lying I've already gone through a situation like this before and think that this is the best course of action

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