You just killed John Wicks dog

You just killed John Wicks dog.
What do?

Shoot myself in the head and save him the trouble.

I like dogs so I wouldn't do that.

So does John Wick.

You was cruseing along in your brand new 1969 Ford Mustang and his dog just happened to go under the big stick in your right hand 5 min earlier whilst you was looking for your keys?

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Hire Johnny Utah to protect me

Well the rest of your life just got about 10 x more painful...

Seduce him

Get on all fours and spread my boipucci for Mr. Wick's thick dick

Nah Johnny Utah is an FBI AGENT!

John Wick's, John Wick!
Plus you killed his dog, bruh.

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Nothing! I will do nothing because I can do nothing.

Shove a pencil in my peepee

First movie was awesome. Second sucked balls. No real plot, cartoon villains, was like watching someone playing 1st person shooter.

i propose to suck his dick, if that doesn't work i present my anus

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I would call him and appoligize.

you realize you're on Sup Forums right? this site is built around making people feel miserable

*John Wick says nothing and then hangs up.

My thoughts exactly. What a fuckin disappointment.

hire john wick to protect me from john wick.

oh

post boipucci

I wouldn't do that either. My brother was killed by an inattentive driver.

But you also killed the dog of the John Wick you hired to protect you aswell?

oh shit I thought this was myspace lol sorry for the misunderstanding

My Mother was killed by an inattentive Sup Forums poster.

that makes it so speccial

skin dog
wear dog
be dog
hope he no notice

i lold

Than I would buy a new puppy and enough explosive to kill anything in my bedrooms radius. Wait for John Wick to arrive and tell him to take this puppy and give me his word that he won't kill me or I will trigger the bombs and kill him me and the puppy.

And add somewhere in between that he stops being a little bitch.

Good plan.
Kill more of John Wick's dogs?
Gotta admire the autism there sport!

Kek

This

What was that phrase again?
>When in a hole....keep digging like you're an African well digger?

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Blame it on the gardener.
relocate to a small town in Europe.

Who gives a shit he would be dead too.