i just roofied and raped a girl like an hour ago AMA
I just roofied and raped a girl like an hour ago AMA
why is the sky blue?
Are you shure she did not have meaty parts bojo
What is your favorite color?
because ur mom gay
ur mom
nice trips
i wish
Why? Was she at least an 8+/10?
Why?
I would just have consentual sex and save the drugs for myself later.
OK
checked
diffusion of light by molecules in the atmosphere
7/10 at best and i was just horny
that makes sense
Where can you buy Roofies these days?
almost any homeless man will get you them
Bullshit. Royphinol is not "just some drug" you can buy on the street.
neither is Crack you have to cook it, but you can
weird how i was able to buy it on the street then, fuck off back to burger king nigger
you mean people lie on Sup Forums?
When you roofie a girl how you do not get cought afterwards if not insta? How did you moved her to safe place where you can fuck her and how do you delete all the evidence?
why burger king?
she doesn't fall asleep instantly, i have a car and i just put her in it and drover her back to mine, afterwards i just drive her to a hostel and tell them she passed out
because they have shit fries
Related?
hopefully
The old roof and rape, you rascal!
How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's ring donut?
serious question
what did you have to eat afterwards?
while i am having someone eat my ass
haven't ate anything yet, thinking about a sandwich
>haven't ate anything yet, thinking about a sandwich
If you where dating the cumdumpster instead... you could have her make you a sammich
>food for thought
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
true shit
wow so funny
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