This is my 31 y/o sister. I am 25

This is my 31 y/o sister. I am 25.
She has a lame ass bf.
I am in Texas. She's in LA.
I'm going to call her in about half an hour to explain myself.
Trips decide what route I take:
a. Tell her the TRUTH about Sup Forums
b. Tell her the LIE about the party

Definitely A

Lie

You have some strange recover tactics

B

You've been cool, just tell her the truth so you don't make shit awkward my dude

You know what to do

Same user lookin for dubs

dont be a pussy and go respect the double quads

lie and fuck her
then post pics

>I am in Texas.
A.

You didn't answer my question. what is her face like?

you overruled MY double quad for this ????

Oh nice I got dubs.

bad, just bad. also nice dubs

OP here
You opened with dubs, so TRUTH it is.

You are right, thanks bro

Double quads chose that for those who don't know : "There was no bet i'm sorry for acting retarded the truth is that i can't stop thinking about you im obsessed with your body and one day you will become my cumbucket"
OP when she answer deliver
And answer b by the way

tell her I'm down to fuck if you are as long as you're wearing a paperbag over your face.

May I dick you down?

c. Tell her the WHOLE truth.

That you got prompted by a thread on Sup Forums to do this with the last girl you messaged, and it was here. That in truth you really WOULD fuck her regardless.

np my dude

Life is not fair.

We’ll see how his goes.

this

nice

our face? kek

MY FUCKING SIDES! You not getting pussy, but that was totally worth.

LOL

Fucking kek! Dubs go

reeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkttttttttttttttttt

thanks user

you're right, my self esteem is low. maybe some pics can bring it up

We getting pics tho?

so that means you're down?

Option A

Yes

I'm not seeing a no.

my mom's got a better pussy then you do, trust me i know :^)

roland again

"You're so smart I wanna suck your fucking brain"

Shout out to opie for delivering.

Rolling for this

>you're right, my self esteem is low. maybe some pics can bring it up

R
O
L
L
I
N

I'll wear a paper bag too

Tbh since a long time now i found out i love zoophilia porn and having sex with you is a big step towards reality

Is it okay for me to ask for nudes?

My roll goes to this

A I guess

>Winrar

KEK
CHECKEEEM

FUARK COULDVE BEEN SECOND QUAD OF THE NIGHT SHIET

best option. checkem

naw I'm just saying so that it won't be weird. You have a smoking body and a great smile. Send me some booty pics,,,

Perfect

...

OP here, confessing Sup Forums

Wish me luck

‘Ere we go lads. More dubs!

...

Top kek incoming

Good luck. Thank you for delivering!

At least christmas and thanksgiving are a long ways off op.

We need more heroes like you opie

YES user MY SIDES KEK

kekd

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I hate you somewhat

rawlin

reroll

Have you seen Zootopia?

rolando

What is your favorite flavor of gatorade?

should prolly wait for a response first

unfunny

Play rock paper scissors through text

reroll please do this for me my orc queen

How about you let me cut ya up into a few pieces.

Call JG Wentworth 877 cash now

im a molestor

Seriously though I'm just a big fan of whales. I've always viewed cetology as the most viable career path. Maybe you can help me with my studies.

...

all i ask is that you make donkey noises while i'm hitting that ass

do not. fuckin cringe

Haha sorry. My friend took my phone :p sooooo anyway ibwas thinking. Can i ask you a serious question? You dont have to answer if you dont want to ok.

She didn't answer the phone.

Whoops.

have you ever had asshole inverted to make works of art?

Trips doe, I’ll roll for a dubs on dis

beta cuck

beta cuck

gay

fucking faggot

would you liek to take my 30 inch dick

What's the worse that could happen?

Roll

LMFAO
Gonna harpoon a whale!

beta cuck

She’s being slow and dumb, I honestly hope we can salvage this.

bboooo

WINRAR

roll

You really just told her to google it abhhagvsvsbhsgsh praise CEC

Forget it. You even suck a dick with a bag on your head baby?