/f1/ general - Formula 1 general - Dutch Holocaust edition

>Countdown to Russia GP:
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>Session times in your time:
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points


Sochi quali hard to predict
Mick Schumacher will never be in F1

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VWL

>tfw it's started earlier than usual

post gridgirls

right! down to you, /f1/!

dubs for VWL

the call that ruined f1

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Sick and tired of Grosjean tbqhwyf.

M A S S A
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nothing is solve

>GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON

Should I buy this Tag-Mclaren engine block table lads?

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fat john is not /ourguy/

Yea mate way better than a dirty muzzie

>Grosjean raging again

pls

thanks for the tip, added to watchlist

wew lad

Confirmed!

NOTHIGN IS SOLVE

Anyone got a stream for it?

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I've said this a few times already but fuck me Sochi is one ugly fucking track.

Nice socks.

Also NZ Sky F1 legitimately showed a man firing a bong in the ad.

Same

good post senpai

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Wew 3 Renault engine failures, in one session

HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO HAHAHAHA RICCIARDO BTFO

>have shit engines
>can't even blame the manufacturer because you re-branded them

>90° corners everything
I like the long curve but that's about it

>Alonso complains, yet again, about his car malfunctioning
"HAHAHAHA ebin lols, le Fernando is so awesome"

>Grosjean complains, yet again, about his car malfunctioning
"STOP FUCKIGN WHINGING I hate this cunt"

All this confirmation bias

>Grosjean complains about the car
>Mag is 9th

What if the only thing that was not solve was Fat John himself?

Also

>The car is moving slowly and eventually carries on
>"A Red Bull stopped on the track"

the fact that it's built in a new grayish artificial place doesn't help
that one left turn gives it some character at least

>every renault car except hulkenburger is having the engine explode

really makes you think

i like the curvy back straight and the two corners right after it that go under the bridge

example 1

NOTHING

Hulk will be in position for a podium tomorrow when his fails

>Renault wants to fix shitty race pace
>gets shit over one lap instead

>Alonso
>popular on /f1/
pick one

That's not what I meant, mate.

love Alonso

literally impossible, the Renault keeps crashing its tires with no survivors

>Its a Palmer whinges about difficult practice in the press paddock edition

his PU will hopefully fail on the ultimate lap and die right before the finish line.

>P6 Massa
>P11 Stroll +1.2

Hope the money's worth it, Claire.

One is complaining about shit engine, other is complaining about car setup that's made based on his feedback. There's a difference. Grosjean and Raikkonen are able to fix what they're complaining about.

No, he's a massive faggot and deserves everything that happened to him.

GIMI
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M
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I like Alonso

I REALLY like Stoffel, he is dreamy

All Sochi needs is some trees and grass like Monza or Montreal

>>Alonso
>>popular on /f1/
>pick one

Fuck life is easy sometimes.

big fan of Alonso

>Vettel trying to kill the photographers

Alonso will replace Hamilton after this season at Mercedes.
Screencap this

I'm quite partial towards Alonso

alonso is a driver

and Mercedes will go back to their 2010-2013 qualy meme car quality while Honda finally delivers

How is repeated brake failure something Grosjean can fix

samefagging that hard

verstappen will crash into raikkonen at the second corner and be replaced by kvyat

screencap this

don't need to lie on the internet runt

Here have a Russian palm tree

>t. 75579074

>"Vettel, Kimi and Bottas have the moral obligation to leave the pole position to Lewis Hamilton"

It's sort of like a modern Istanbul in terms of stature, it relies solely on that one iconic corner where all teh shit happens. Other than that, it's very Valencia.

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bid lads

>about to win my 4 month long game of online Risk

feels good brah

what happens in 17 days and 3 hours?

We actually have real ones there, but they never really grown higher than a few meters.

containers get filled

That's when you're allowed to piss.

the auction ends

Curvy straights look nice on overlay and third person perspective but they are just deterring overtaking.
See: Valencia

/F1/ will be outbid on everything.

>not BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN USED BY DRIVER #28 WILL STEVENS

dropped

ferrero will fuck up anyway, massively focusing on vettel while having raikkonen on a 'lets a see whats a happen' strategy

I still hope he gets the pole, I cant believe how many of them lost control in practice

>Wehrlein comes to the winner to share some piss.

It's not "brake failure", it's engine braking. If you demand more MGU-K charging, you put more negative torque on rear axles, eventually might result in oversteer. It's adjustable.
That's what I understood, I wasn't really paying attention.

kek

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>ferrero
HAHA NO JEAN-PIERRE IT IS YOU WHO HAS FUCKED UP

Pretty much.
"""""Memorabilia""""" companies will buy everything, then try to resell it at 5x the price they paid.


>tfw can never have nice things because some fucking capitalist pig needs to make a profit

Anyone have full results for P3?

They taste pretty good tho

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>being this dense

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im pretty sure they used that for oil or gas tests and not urine in particular

Is she /ourguy/ ?

ty senpai

+0.337

I just want a pair of monitors for work.

She makes me do terrible things to my penis.

I doubt that they'll need all the printers and monitors though. Aside from that I only wanted the front end jack, but I won't be able to get it.

>Black and matt black
>Embracing the Aussie bogan crowd
Riccy confirmed RBR #1 driver

no, she is /mygirl/

>rbr just .2s ahead of renault

i-it's not the chassis guys