Walk into bathroom

>walk into bathroom
>see this
what do?

eat her shit

Shit on her back and smear it on her legs, walk out

Douse in gasoline.
Light match.
Burn myself to the ground.

Wonder what my oven and dishwasher and refrigerator are doing in the bathroom again.
>goddammit woman how many times have I told you to quit rearranging my furniture.
>things are where they are because I like them there!

Lick and suck on that hairy asshole!

I would say oh sorry I didn't know you were in here, excuse me I need the toilet
Then I would sit down beside her and shit
I used to shit while watching my sister shower all the time there was nothing sexual about it

Be conflicted on whether or not I should eat that delicious looking pussy or asshole first.

turn 360 degrees and walk away, with Mr.Penor leading the way

>>walk into bathroom
>>see this
>what do?
Get horny as fuck
Pull down pants
Slide dick in pussy
Fuck up everything because I'm a virgin loser

I should add I would also shave her ass and pussy for her if she had a date and asked

turn around 360 and walk out of there

360 is a full circle.... You can't do a 360 and walk out...

tell her to shave that filthy thing

then leave because she looks like an old hag

Fire my gun 4 times into her back because she's a stranger in my home

Then slide your dick into her pussy, cum deep inside, and say she raped you
She forced you to cum inside so she could get child support

Shoot her like a rabid dog. She's obviously there to try to fuck my life up and she's pointing that pussy right at me. That my friends is a loaded weapon ready to go off and fuck your life right up. Don't let wanting to fuck her override your thought processes, shoot that that bitch. Then fuck her.

oh the autism

Shave it.

my nigger she nasty but you my nigga

Edgelord

you would shave her asshole?

no, that's pretty much every guy who's ever had a chick move in with them, all the time.

do a 360 and walk away

She couldn't shave it herself could she?

i fucking lold hard

how razor on her hole? ive never hrd of this isnt that dangerous?

see you in prison, Jonothan. you can't shoot an intruder in the back retard

pretty weird but id fuck her

>yank carpet out from underneath heathen
>do a 540 and walk away

You can in Texas dickhead. Walk over the threshold of my front door and I'm free to fire boy

How did you know my name is Jonothan?

I plead the fifth

>texas
>I'm free to fire boy
hows the whether down there toby. or does the wind just go through your empty skull

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

S H A V E T H A T S H I T, W O M A N

>360

Pull out each hair one by one.

Save them for later.

Remove my pants, eat her asshole out till the ass is juicy and start fucking ass

You'd still be facing the same direction, dumbass

so many newfags so little time

Drive my foot up her ass and tell her to get out of my bathroom, I gotta take a shit. God damn cunt stinking up my bathroom she's gonna learn some shit.

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