>no Mistborn adaptation
No Mistborn adaptation
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Those books were boring as fuck
First Law is superior.
stormlight's better sandershit
Those are some really shitty covers.
>Those books were boring as fuck
They're for plebians.
>genre fiction
kys
These books were really really bad.
I'd accept the Allot of Law series, but fuck Mistborn, jesus christ.
I used to like Abercrombie until I started posting to /lit/ and got better taste
>no Alexander versus the evil librarians adaptation
First Law is still top tier tho
le inverted trope man
good. the first book was the only decent one. it'd work well as an anime or action game, but i wouldn't pay to watch it as a movie.
They sound like complete hackneyed garbage from the taglines alone.
So what you're saying is I'll like it?
>no empire of thorns adaptation
i wish more fantasy authors wrote for movies or video games because i liked that story but as for literature i couldn't stand how he writes. it's too common among genre writers
That's okay, Jorg is kind of an edgelord protagonist.
Jalan is better.
>no true Dresden Files adaptation
The first book was great and then it immediately fell off a cliff. Also the Mormon influences of the writer were shockingly apparent and really soured the books. Kind of a similar situation to the Saord of Truth series which starts as a pretty fun and compelling high fantasy series and then by book 3 the main character is reciting Ayn Rand capitalism speeches. Also the sword of truth series has so much rape in it that it feels like a parody.
This.
Could never be made because the protagonist is a murderous rapist who uses nukes, necromancy and rocks to kill people.
>user without moral clarity
disgusting
>no Book of the New Sun adaptation
can you think of a single director who could do it justice
Gurren Lagann is practically a Mistborn adaption.
It stole most of the plot.
tfw mormons are the chemo curing genre fiction
post apocalyptic fantasy fiction is garbage
All fiction is post-apocalyptic, or there would be dinosaurs and shit everywhere.
Think about that for a while, faggot.
I liked him well enough when he wrote the last 3 Wheel of Time books, will I enjoy these?
Jordan had jumped the shark in the last few years of his life. Any book after 6 is trash.
Sanderson managed to put the series in order and gave it a decent ending. He more or less saved the whole trainwreck.
Mistborn is pretty good. Most of the Sanderson hate comes from his popularity.
He's like the Green Day of fantasy fiction, and all the punk kids are pissed they saw their little sister buying "Dookie" at Sam Goody.
They're strange books with odd characters and a genuinely unlikable world.
They're worth a read. You will probably like them.
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>no Gor novel film adaptation
Why are you wasting time with genre fiction, when you should be reading Proust or Faulkner?
There have been Gor films. They had one on mst3k.
is that shit still coming out?
my dad had a copy of one of these books from like the early 80s
first book came out in 1966
>no black company late 80s/early 90s television show
Link?
To be honest, famalaladingdong, there's no fucking way in hell they can explain allomancy in a movie.
This would be incredible.
Also OP Mistborn and Sanderson in general is pure dogshit action setpieces interspersed with 2D soulless Mormon-ified characters using awful soulless dialogue. It sucks. So it would be agreat show for the CW.
MST3K did it's sequel Outlaw (of gor)
you're favorite book is garbage genre fiction pleb >:^)
>tfw no malazan adaptation
>peace talks STILL delayed because butcher wants to keep more from his ex wife
7 was okay, didn't like 8, 9 is underrated, 10 is overhated, 11 was great
Sanderson's novels are straight fucking trash and anyone who likes them more than the originals is just regurgitating Tor's astroturfing and/or has zero taste
Overrated.
The Prince of nothing series on the oherr hand would be amazing.
Confirmed for never having finished malazan