YLYL green text only. I’ll dump what i got

YLYL green text only. I’ll dump what i got.

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Last one cus apk

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That ain't no greentext, ya dingus

>I FORGOT IT

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Great funny thread

Contribooting

I'm friend

Ho man!!

OC

I liek mi cato

FUCK YOU

Fuck you man...

XD
Fuck.

Lost.

Can someone post the greentext about the American tipping in Europe

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Joi?

Jerk Off Instruction

>Be me
>Walking down the street
>3 hotties in front of me
>1 Across the street
>Stare at titties across the street for 3 seconds
>WhateverIWearSunglasses.confidence
>Look at them
>One of them says "hello" and they all burst laughing
>Continue to wali confused as shit
I think they were either tried to fuck with me or this was a reality glitch.

dont let this die please

this one is beautiful
new and good

or you were staring at you so they addressed it because those chicks have more balls then you do apparently.

The autism is strong with this one.

faggot

>then
so after the chicks have more balls, he gets more balls?

>you were staring at you
How do you fuck up like this?

so they can see through his sunglasses?
retard

he's still more autistic thEn me.
>staring hard at girls tits
>girls see this
>feel uncomfortable
>h-hello
>dude looks surprised
>chicks start laughing
>Dude thinks it's a conspiracy

Autismo

Wait, why does he have to be a girl for that?

custody laws makes it easier

Reply to this post and your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

back in my day, a green text thread used to hold some of the greatest hand crafted lore Sup Forums had to offer, rather than these blasted pictures of someone else's work.

wup better reply

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shit crop
shit greentext
1/10
you tried, dont try again

> I have cancer.
> HAHA

fucking faggot

Why would he want to keep the retarded kid when he already has normal ones?

>be me
>8 or 9
>never wear underwear living the freeballer lifestyle
>going to the mall
> fuckyes.jpg
> hear a weird sound when getting in the car think nothing of it
>brother needed something fixed at the apple store
> me and him are talking to employee
> employee probably in mid 60s
>keeps getting distracted while we're talking to him
>constantly looking down
>I get bored and go outside the store to sit on a bench
>someone points at my pants and laughs
>put two and two together and realize that I must have spilt something on my crotch area and people thought a wet myself
>look down
>fuck
>I didn't spill anything
I ripped my pants getting in the car and my dick was out the whole time. Pic unrelated

Did you fucking read the post?

Anybody got that greentextof the rommies that turned out to be op's parents

Faggot

god dam you

>girl cries over something that never happened
That's the part that gets me

threads dead Jim

It was fun while it lasted

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well played

At least you and i make it out with dubbies

I REFUSE!

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bump

I've read this 100 times and every time i cry laughing. That fucking pic is so perfect for the story

laff every time

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good dog

Faggot

What did I do wrong?

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Classic

more

These Doctor ones get me every damn time

oh hell, this actually made me laugh out loud

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>black kid
>dad

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Story time! Tl;dr my good/neutral group released a shadow dragon onto the countryside to get them money.
>group is in a corrupted wasteland
>enters abandoned mine
>1 person constantly sensing for evil, other for traps.
>Group starts getting bored since I can't surprise them.
>mfw they murdered a drow village but left the children behind.
>They finally reach the bottom of a multilayer chasm dungeon where they had heard a dragon.

2/
>There sits a naked drow woman on a 'game of thrones'-esqe throne made of spider bits and bones.
>She pleads with the party to take her to remove a curse trapping her and take her to the surface.
>Party gets actually bewitched and stop bloodthirsty warrior from starting a fight.
>Red-harring works so well the inquisitor forgets to detect evil.
>Womanizer rogue especially whiteknight, gives her clothes and escape ropes out with the party.
>In gratitude she will grant them one request.
>During deliberation the cleric walks over and asks for 50000 gold to pay off a long standing debt.
>The party had been getting suspicious and was going to attack, I bail out.
> Walk a bit away
>Transform into shadow dragon and fly to find gold.
>The party murdered the cleric in the spot
>mfw they got so caught up by this they forgot the children who died in the dungeon.