End a first date in four words!

End a first date in four words!

"i sometimes browse Sup Forums"

Make America Great Again

U want sum fuq?

nigger tongue my anus

My wife is calling

Hi, I'm Max Landis

Ever fucked a nigger?

Black lives don't matter

HORAY!

Suck my cock beautiful

Ugh... don’t feel good...

(Actually did this with a 7/10 cause I’m beta anxietyfag)

All hail the bogdagods

Im not that fat

Checked trips of truth.

"I am your brother."

Are you a jew?

Now Rest in Peace.

Hey, I have DID.

"Go fuck yourself, cunt."

Really wish cock worked...

"Omae wa mou shindeiru"

You're not young enough

'Til next time, cutie.

I am Jesus Christ

NANI?!?! (X4)

Make America Great Again

I’m ending this date

My fetish eating shit

Your brother is hot

Top kek (i am gonna kill you)

What's your name again?

Hot Fuzz and Jenga?

Do you like anime?

I use Arch Linux.

>or
Suck my beautiful cock

I eat my cum

"Greetings to your mom"

Ass to mouth NICE.

Underrated

I was looking for this

Shit in my bong

Wubba lubba dub dub

They call me Dr.Kekle&Ride

"Pay your own bill"

Lemme suck your cock

I am the zodiac

hey! that's pretty good.

i didn't bring money

I have osteoperosis

Here are some:
"do you like rape?"
"I own some bitcoin"
"my family tree circles"
"My meds wear off"

you are already dead

spit in my mouth

This date is over

OP is a faggot

"My place, or yours?"

Also, I have AIDS.

Wanna see my katanas?

fuck, you use protection?

do you like memes?

This date is over

Gg ez faggot

omae wa mou shindeiru

Logan Paul was right

finna bust a nut

do you like fisting?

My penis was inverted

Me racist, h8 niggers

Will you marry me?

do you like nickelback?

I have to go

"you have herpes now"

All whites are racist

Do you like memes

do you use ifunny?

Nani?!?!

Romantic walk holding hands.

I hate stink niggers

No one would even know about FotNS if it wasnt for that gay ass meme. Youre a faggot, and should be detained to plebbit.

Efficient

i laughed quite a bit

You're fatter in person

Kek

I'm powered by Unity.

This date is over.

lol

You like small dicks?

Get in the trunk

Fucking subversive Jew movies

Fuckin peehole itches

I have to go

The Holocaust never happened
I identify as ____
Country is my favorite
I don't watch YouTube

This is real estate

You have sexy feet

Still have a pen0r?

Do you have battletoads?

"Is separate checks okay?"

I am the Senate

I fucked your mother.

I dabble in memes

You smell too fishy.