End a first date in four words!
End a first date in four words!
"i sometimes browse Sup Forums"
Make America Great Again
U want sum fuq?
nigger tongue my anus
My wife is calling
Hi, I'm Max Landis
Ever fucked a nigger?
Black lives don't matter
HORAY!
Suck my cock beautiful
Ugh... don’t feel good...
(Actually did this with a 7/10 cause I’m beta anxietyfag)
All hail the bogdagods
Im not that fat
Checked trips of truth.
"I am your brother."
Are you a jew?
Now Rest in Peace.
Hey, I have DID.
"Go fuck yourself, cunt."
Really wish cock worked...
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
You're not young enough
'Til next time, cutie.
I am Jesus Christ
NANI?!?! (X4)
Make America Great Again
I’m ending this date
My fetish eating shit
Your brother is hot
Top kek (i am gonna kill you)
What's your name again?
Hot Fuzz and Jenga?
Do you like anime?
I use Arch Linux.
>or
Suck my beautiful cock
I eat my cum
"Greetings to your mom"
Ass to mouth NICE.
Underrated
I was looking for this
Shit in my bong
Wubba lubba dub dub
They call me Dr.Kekle&Ride
"Pay your own bill"
Lemme suck your cock
I am the zodiac
hey! that's pretty good.
i didn't bring money
I have osteoperosis
Here are some:
"do you like rape?"
"I own some bitcoin"
"my family tree circles"
"My meds wear off"
you are already dead
spit in my mouth
This date is over
OP is a faggot
"My place, or yours?"
Also, I have AIDS.
Wanna see my katanas?
fuck, you use protection?
do you like memes?
This date is over
Gg ez faggot
omae wa mou shindeiru
Logan Paul was right
finna bust a nut
do you like fisting?
My penis was inverted
Me racist, h8 niggers
Will you marry me?
do you like nickelback?
I have to go
"you have herpes now"
All whites are racist
Do you like memes
do you use ifunny?
Nani?!?!
Romantic walk holding hands.
I hate stink niggers
No one would even know about FotNS if it wasnt for that gay ass meme. Youre a faggot, and should be detained to plebbit.
Efficient
i laughed quite a bit
You're fatter in person
Kek
I'm powered by Unity.
This date is over.
lol
You like small dicks?
Get in the trunk
Fucking subversive Jew movies
Fuckin peehole itches
I have to go
The Holocaust never happened
I identify as ____
Country is my favorite
I don't watch YouTube
This is real estate
You have sexy feet
Still have a pen0r?
Do you have battletoads?
"Is separate checks okay?"
I am the Senate
I fucked your mother.
I dabble in memes
You smell too fishy.