What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, Sup Forums?

What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, Sup Forums?

Pushed her down the stairs and killed the bitch. Got away with it, too. They thought she fell.

Everyone look out for the bad boy

Didn't let her win a election.

I think I know that chick

Threw a dead bird on the meanest girl in class in 3rd grade.

Got kicked in the balls by her a couple of days later.

>006
failed version of 007
get the fuck out, idiot.

Didnt sho her de wey

I fucked my wifes younger sisters virginity a few years back when she was living with us. Recently, I've had a pretty hardcore adderall habit. Pair that with this fucking sissy porn shit and I may have sucked a few user dicks on the side. Then I come home and fuck her. I make out with her after swallowing a dudes load and it makes me rock hard. I'm a fucking monster :(.

Could be worse.

>I jizzed in a bottle of water before a school water fight
>Spray her with cum/water in the face mouth and chest
>She said it had bits in it
>Looked at me weird for the rest of the year
>Still smile to this day

Almost any situation can always be worse. Fucked up thing is I don't feel bad about any of this. She's so fucking faithful to me and I'm doing this shit. I think I'm a sociopath.

Broke her heart. Didn't mean to. Teenage autism.

At least you're not going around stabbing people with AID infested needles.

Or getting your prized goat-wife stolen by an ISIS officer.

I wish there were more of this girl.

Sure sounds like it user, but if you make her happy all this shouldn't even matter.

It's when you just keep her around for company when it becomes fucked up tbh.

You're right. I don't have it in me to kill anyone. I'm just very fucked up sexually. Had some fucked up shit happen to me when I was a kid, so now I have like a really really dark side and I don't know how to fix it. Thanks for not being a dick though.

A great way of "fixing" it would be to see a good counselor. But they can only help you if you're willing to help yourself.

And if you do commit yourself to help I'm sure your lady friend would be there for you. If she's as good as you say she is. You have the tools.

I've thought about it, but I currently don't have insurance

Kek'd out loud at 5 am.

cheated on her and lied to her i feel really bad about it and cant believe i did it i really love her

Fucking know what feel, man. Stay strong.

Dated them. Cheated on them with over 30 women. Lied to them daily. Used her for daily blowjobs. Always got her high or fucked up to smash or get great head. Manipulated her emotions when we were broken up to always have a mouth to cum into. Made her lose all of her friends, hobbies and interactions with others through daily activities. Made her fall in love with me so I can ruin her life.

you are narcissist

Fully exposed her nudes online.

Dat speak of the devil

#MAGA

I once had consensual sex with a girl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

> fucks girls

faggot

Probably not. Maybe?

Raped and took my ex's anal virginity while she was sleeping.

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you show signs of remorse, that you being a sociopath is off the list, unless you are lying

but you are machiavellic narcisist... you do bad things to people for no reason.

Can you greentext the sister's story and note age of the virgin?

I had a reason

Be her boyfriend

why does being her boyfriend have to involve being bad to her?

Same fagging so hard

She's gorgeous! Who is she? How old is she? And where is she from? Also, do you have Kik? I'd really like to see more of her.

Cheating on girlfriend of 4 years with hookers every two weeks, don't feel bad about it but don't really feel anything while doing it. Not sure why I do it. Lie about having a gambling problem when in reality it's all the hookers

ITT: douchelords fantasize about stuff they haven't done then have a big circlejerk about it

Faithful, yeah sure... She likely knows dude, if she hasn't found out by herself, sisters tell each other this shit eventually. She fucks other guys as well, that's why she's content and why you feel like she doesn't need anyone else.

Toyed with her heart for 5 years. Broke up and got together again like 7 times. I was always the one doing the dumping. Don't feel bad about it though

Sold her pussy and was to support my drug habits.

If this is true, what did she say when she woke up and her ass was hurting in the morning?

Christian is that you

wtf that's me