Being on Sup Forums on a saturday night

>being on Sup Forums on a saturday night
how you guys holding up?

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where else would i be

In a family gathering.

Having relatives asking why I don't have a boyfriend yet.

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who /unemployable/ here?

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Are you an insecure, friendless teenager who thinks it's impossible to have a stable life if you stay in on the weekend?

Newsflash, Jimmy: It's alright if you're not out getting fucked up on a weekend.

all the wonder I found in her I've gotten burned and now the flame of hate returns

this

you should be inside getting fucked up

nice doubles! ;)
please come to california ;_;

user. Aren't you beginning to feel time gaining on you?

Picked up some hella good whiskey and the new black mirror is on. It could be worse

Me. I think my social welfare case worker has literally pawned me off onto a lower ranking case worker. I think I may be hopeless.

>tfw I just realized that it's saturday night

not if youre not 30 grandpa

Explain

30 is the new 18. If you aren't 30, you're underage.

>whiskey
>good

*scoffs*

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Okay, my maladjusted friend—what are you doing tonight?

just post u r waifu
u will feel better ;DD

every intuition failed, it never found its way. Fnding out what I lost and what she did and I was never there to help her my wife died in a car crash in 2011 and I miss her so much to this day

procrastinate on watching a film and instead masturbate 4 or 5 times until 5 am

I'll bite. What do you drink, friend?

Does anyone else always get caught by surprise by these threads? I didn't even know what day of the week it was lol.

>having Willem Dafoe as a waifu

the blood of a young virgin girl O+ only, not that pleb AB- swill most of you prefer

>tfw too intelligent to go out and socialize so you stay home watching patrician films instead

>too intelligent to have ears

????
thats not katie ledecky thats an actor (male)

when i grow up i want to be like you

im sad
very sad

Sounds like you'd end up in the same spot if you had gone out, so you're not missing much.

Oh you're still at this? Thought Katie was flavour of the month Waifu bait

I haven't been to a single one of my 6 seminar classes this semester. Should I just kill myself?

?
the months have flavors?

ledecky is a weak breeding partner. Why do you like her bro? Just like looking at her in pictures?

Yes

dont worry man, i've been there, it'll all work out!

it wont work out

>drinking codeine, watching movies and snuggling with my gf here..

what are you lads up to?

Yes, but take out as many people as you can before you die. Finally give your life some meaning in the last few moments of it.

Seminars for what? How to stop being a NEET?

I went out with my brother couple weeks back. I got pissed drunk 2 into the night, bumped on everyone and creeped some girls out. I also must've vomited like 9 times

>ledecky is a weak breeding partner.
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shes 6ft, that automatically puts her in the tier 1 category

oh cool! what flavor is july??

not being a nigger killing his respiratory system tha'ts what

2 hours into the night* fuck

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This is why it's alright to chill at home. No one's gonna judge you other than yourself.

Now if you never make human contact, it's a different story.

When did Sup Forums get so homo

>its almost been 40 days since I last got laid

am I going to make it...? I just want a whore to knock on my door and rape me

weak jaw, small head, sunken eyes and multi colored eyes


very weak very weak I tell you. I hope you breed wit ha pure woman after you get done with a dicky

GET HYPED LADS
REAL Sup Forums WILL COME BACK

>Now if you never make human contact, it's a different story.

Don't engage with him.

With any luck I'll be blitzed out of my mind on lean and kratom, watching El Topo and wishing I was dead

hell yeah mutherfucker

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>lean and kratom
Fucking children.

I'm high as fuck, smoking more kief than usual maybe I should watch Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That would be a perfect kino qt date movie
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did i mention SIX (6) FEET TALL 182cm

thats very high percentile of height for females

At the library studying chemistry. Roommates have their friends over. I'll probably have to put ear plugs in to sleep tonight. Feeling pretty good though dudes. Sup magnesium if you aren't already

Hoy shit this board is dead.
Rec me some movies instead

I don't mind but I feel numb from sitting all day.
What can I do to move during the day without having to go out running?

Why is Mabel so sad?

Nice joke faggot and now loo at all the thirsty faget virgins ITT

Which chem class are you in? I have an Organic Chem exam on Thursday and am 7 chapters behind. These next few days are gonna suck...

throat fucking

>days

That's a lot of masturbation my friend. Can I help you out?

that movie looks pretty interesting

>Now if you never make human contact, it's a different story.

Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son ever again.

Why not just end your life? You'd be helping Sup Forums by making one less pleb cancer here

Have you read the material at least?

go out and hit wood with an axe or fall asleep outside under the stars it will warm the sun is dead for us folk slip away my friend and become strong

>got home from work about an hour ago
>just unwinding with a couple beers and some shitposting

In a weird way this place is a form of meditation. It's how I can put everything else out of my mind except unsolicited opinions about OP being a fag.

Do you have a qt feminine penis?

If yes, LONDON.

Because making autists like you rage is all I need to keep on keeping on, and it's just so easy.

After all the shilling here I consider watching this.

Should I? Is it really an underrated misunderstood gem or were people just being contrarian?

yeah come over

oh, well thanks

I'm only here on a Saturday night because I'm a line cook and I start work at 7:00 AM for the Sunday breakfast rush tomorrow. That pretty much eliminates the possibility of me staying out late or getting shitfaced tonight.

That's how I feel, too, user. I also enjoy the rare quality conversation and the "feels" threads such as this one. It makes me feel connected to people I interact with on a daily basis.

FUUUUUUUUUCK ME PLEASE!

Eww, gross. Nevermind. Stay out of my land.

it's terrible imo , hated almost every second of it

You look like a patron of The Huffington Post.

Kill yourselves faggots.

I'm watching Black Mirror and by the looks of it I'm kind of becoming a luddite

ok

Seriously all 38 of you that pretending

where you liv bb why dont u come ova to cali an i show u the big boi playin

just kill yourself, you're beyond saving

What are you, 6 years old? How are you even operating a computer?

underrated gem. Just pass the "can't be buffed hacker" meme and enjoy some solid Mann's work.

Bitch. Stop pretending to be me.

Barely my friend announce they were getting married and im just now realizing that I was in love with them... I guess they got tired of waiting for me to finally realize my feelings.

more sunday morning really

They never knew.