Alright Sup Forums, run your pockets

Alright Sup Forums, run your pockets

why do you vandalism, do you think you're cool?

You're toy af m8

I bet they fit in your fedora too. Or maga cap.

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I call this the ‘Things I grabbed from around the house to make it seem like I live a somewhat interesting life and don’t just spend all day jerking it to cuckold porn’ collection

OP thinks he's hip and cool tagging shit with his pocket can. Go do some proper peices and then we will talk.

these threads are always great for tracking xml data

Fine, I'll bite

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>13 going on 30 and cream cheese in EDC thread
>You: Wait a minute....

>my pockets
Ain't got pants on right now.
Otherwise keys, flask of bourbon, some cash and my pocket knife. Nothing special.

No phone?

No, see no reason to. Never talk to anyone anyway.

Here's something I did a little while ago. Same shit different day

That's a vape dipshit

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That's even worse

Here you go.

Ooh, vandalism and smoking? You're so cool.

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Here ya go

What notes are those?

Then why does he have two spray can nozzles? Either way spray can evidence leads to conclusion of a loss of fertility.

What if we just all stopped listening to each other and did what seemed right, as in not telling each other what is best?

how many door do you gotta open?
> nice trips

swedish krona. its about 5000 in the picture. converted to USD it's about 600 $.

Must be an elevator technician.

toy

are you retarded?

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Aren't we all?

fair enough

faggot

Keys are long in bong

weed r2?

didn't know mark twain even smoked pipe.

why do you have two lockpicks and a tension wrench?

To unlock the path to your mom's ass.

And real answer, in case I get stuck somewhere, I am Claustrophobic and Paranoiac.

>mom

Fuckin janitor

Kek

fair enough

Sorry, is "mom" incorrect? I thought that it was equivalent to "mum". English isn't my main langage.

Kek

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what’s your main language?

Itt: anons try to find anything cool in their rooms to post.

serouisly, why do you fuckheads carry around a torch?
do you live where there is like no light or anything?
jesus

lay off the tobacco man, it's bad for you ):

French. But I don't like the way french sound.
What about you?

Living is bad for you. He should also lay off of that too.

Ofc, I'm nude right now. Usually not coming on Sup Forums to have a talk.

english, but wanna learn mandarin

mom is what muricans say, mum is what australians and poms say

You must be really stupid if you think you'll just randomly get stuck somewhere. Do you have episodes where you just lose all control of your body or something?

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>school shooter starter pack

British pund with swedish money m8 vafan

Oh of course I have been stuck in a trunk once. Lockpicks would be useless there though. And that is why I add the one with paranoia, afraid that people would lock me up, for fun, or shit like that. It's not rationnal.

Tonight's run was interesting to say the least.

Fuck you

Come and get me cop bitch

Okay, thanks for the lesson.
I tried learning a bit of Arabic, because I realy like the way it sounds. Mandarin is harder than your first dark soul's boss.. I only know one word, something like "shi shi" for Thank you. There are some apps to learn mandarin.
I think that it's a great idea. It's tomorrow's langage, there are so many chinese, and they are becomming powerful.

Are you a cop?

Huawei


aids

I remember when I used to smoke weed, carry a knife and weapon, and a blow torch of a lighter. Pointless. Quit weed, you're better off without it. Sobriety will yield more money and happiness and you won't be as fucking paranoid. Last thing we need is people high af walking around with a gun thinking they're gonna be able to react accordingly while blazed off their asses... This coming from a guy who smoked and did the same thing for almost 10 years.

That's your own blood, pr not blood. Blood on a knife isn't like that when you kill someone.

why do you carry cash box keys around with you?

What is the torchlight for?

exactly, i only want to learn mandarin because chinas economy will make up 20% of the worlds economy by 2050

Ahh, tagging faggot.

Well, it's gonna be pretty hard, you should start as quickly as possible.
Do you have chinese friends who could help you with it? And can this help you bz promoted in your profession?

Mini water bubbler, or just overcompensating on a joint/blunt. Fucking retarded.

i had the box to but i threw it at the guy chasing me sounded empty anyway

Bump because at work

Lol, China using your phone as a large spy network. Faggot.

Yup @thebearable

Yeah? Did you fuck your father? Wipe that fruit punch off your knife, fucking loser.

nice hash

>carries a mech mod and shit dripper
>Doesn't carry juice
Good one

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what are you talking about?

Okay. I remember once walking by night, and seeing someone on his knee in front of his motorcycle's light and I came like "Oh hey need help for something?"
And he was like kind of freaked and told me "Uhh no thanks"
And at this point I understood he was rolling a blunt. I felt stupid af.

Well at least if he had had a problem I would have been a cool guy helping.

Edgy

Why do you faggots post all this bullshit? Not a single one of you carries 17 items in your pockets.

God damn wizards.

Jackets.

Wtf with all the hate on the torch lighters. They're fantastic if there's literally any wind outside at all, they actually stay lit instead of having to dick around for ten minutes to find an angle to light your shit where the wind doesn't immediately blow it out.

I've also got a butane vape, at that point, a decent torch lighter is absolutely necessary, and with how much bud it saves, I'm never going back to traditional smoking again.

Oh, are pockets on jackets not called pockets? Die please.

It aint you, but I'm pretty happy to see that much taggers in here.

Damn wrong fuckin time to run pockets

Well I do.

Nice purse

You know women actually do carry all that shit. Even the toad.

Is me add me and harass me on ig. Safe word is bear cvlt. Sometimes you have to resort to a murse.

its chink blood i opend him up real good pulled it out nice and slow that shit doesnt wash of easy
the phone is his how do i crack one of these

Where tf is your weapon?

What's your graffiti name? I try doing something in two minutes and you tzlll me what you think okay? And I add you.

Right beside me

Right on I write Dhestoe H8K