ITT: weird dreams you’ve had that make absolutely no sense
>being chased by a possessed cabbage, and the only way to kill it is to dip it in melted chocolate
>laughing at regular old lady in Walmart browsing the produce section, woke up still laughing
>walking in town and everyone had traffic cones on their heads, was sad that I didn’t have one to wear.
>being chased by a possessed cabbage, and the only way to kill it is to dip it in melted chocolate
Holy fucking kek, my sides are gone
>Chased by giant nutcrackers
It was fucking terrifying.
pic related
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It was scary in the dream, woke up sweating and everything.
>Fucking my sister
Then I learnt I could throw up in my sleep, which is nice..
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Things are terrifying anyway, could only imagine being chased by a 10 foot tall nut smashed
I was 11 and had this dream that this some evil scientist built a parade float and he made it so that if he lost a contest, it would release a bunch of ants. He ended up losing and it was just like 500 ants at the most, but I still woke up in a panic and sweat.
>Be me
>Be walking down the street
>Middle of the night
>Look down
>Realize the ashphalt is actually black sand
>It's bubbling
>Try to run
>Slowly start sinking
>Hear chanting
>"Somebody once told the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" looped
>wtf.exe
>Chanting gets louder as my head gets closer to being engulfed
>Screaming for it to stop
>Wake up as my phone alarm is singing "AllStar but it's just the first two lines"
>Bed is fucking soaked by my sweat
>Changed my alarm to a normal beeping one ever since
...
Kek
Had a fever dream one time, paramedics came to my house and put me in a stretcher. Kept dropping me over and over and never managed to get me out of my room, they just gave up and left and I woke up with a 103 temp
>Mutant Peacocks
>Ability to vaporize anything with their feathers
>Tried to Sting me but I ran so fast it followed me to earth
>Destroyed everything from cops to beggers and stones and water
>Ran to family and told them about the coming apocalypse
>Dad understood it's time
>"Maybe we should all sing that song we used to sing on our picnic"
>Hear people screaming and crying outside while we hug each other and sing softly
>Witness walls turning into Lava by the Sting from peacock feathers
>Father gets hit first and turn into Lava,then mother,then brother
>Fucking abandon everything and run away to a distance
Cont...
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>be me
>relaxing in my room
>feels really hot
>ac is broken
>goes to open window
>opens blinds
>giant scorpions and tarantulas crawling and hissing all over window screen
>wakes ups
>"wtf was that?"
I've never even seen a scorpion in person
>Watch everything turn into liquid
>My best friend calling for help,stop a bit and understand it's too late he calls me a traitor while I run away cursing the gods
>Peacocks mutate rapidly breeding dozens at a time while I zoom for a comfy place
>Find a solitary tree with branches assuring protection
>Climb up and see the whole world turn into molten lava
>Curse gods for letting them monsters to our peaceful world
>Peacock destroys everything on the planet expect the tree
>Peacocks start fight inbetween them
>One by one die by the vicious sting from its brother
I'll come fuck your sister
I'll fuck her too.
Pics or GTFO.
buying condoms and simultaneously winning the lotto.
This, and my mother. Occasionally my cousin. All 3 love it... in my dreams.
be nice wouldn’t it
Id watch that movie, if it were one
>Last peacock tired,hungry, walks with a limp
>Understand it's going to die and sends a Fury of feathers all around
>One flies with rapid speed and hits the tree iam standing on,but doesnt do shit
>Peacock saw this
>Saw me
>Shit.jpg
>Runs towards my direction with screeching and bone chilling screams
>Find the last piece of courage and climb down to get the feather that's stuck on the tree's trunk
>It's stuck deep
>Call for strength and pluck out the feather
>Turn around see peacock only inches away with its molten red and yellow face zooming towards me with sounds unheard before
Cont...
Only weird dream I have is recurring nightmare I have every night
>be me
>running full speed through this field near my old house thats next to a freeway
>a friend if mine is running too, but faster, and leaving me behind
>look behind me to see wtf we're running from
>its two severely angry guys running after us and shooting at us with pistols
>turn head back around as I'm running
>feel the most excruciating sudden pain at the back of my head
>hit the ground on the side of my face
>can see the freeway with cars and diesel trucks driving along in the distance
>at that moment a boot steps in front of my face, kicking up dirt
>then i wake up with a bad headache
>Remember my parents and friends
>Ask why live now
>Illuminated.jpg
>Drop the feather down
>Peacock rages on
>Comes and hits it's beak on my nose with bone crushing strength
>Drop down and say Okay with bleeding face
>Peacock watches my smiling face and unmoving body
>Stare down.jpg
>Speaks native language
>says Help me
>find this is the right time
>All the anger and rage comes back to my veins,Stab it with the feather
>Woke up with sweaty body with a feather of some Dove or crow on my face
>Mother fucking WHAT?
>be playing basketball
>ball is a pizza for some reason
>jump in the air with the pizza and do a slamdunk
>shout “now that’s what i call stuffed crust”
>entire crowd goes crazy
Mfw
Thats the ol' "pan pizza pizazz"
I get this one dream a lot where blimps or hot air balloons just crash on top of me and start deflating over me and I can't escape.
>trying to have sex with gf in my room
>loud shrieking sound from backroom was connected to my bedroom by a door, and was an utter mess.
>"WTF?" Climb off gf
>Open door
>Giant fucking plant... looked like a mix between Weird Science and a Super Mario piranha plant
>"HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!"
>Realize gf was literally hypnotized by plant
>Pull her naked ass outside
>Realize I have to call the police... spca... ghostbusters... mexican grounds keepers..
>Plant destroyed our phone line...(this was before cellphones)
>Start raising a ruckus
>realize this would go faster if I throw rocks through people's windows
>break a bunch of people's windows
>cops show up
>"YOU GOTTA HELP ME THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING PLANT WITH HYPNOTIC POWERS IN MY BACKROOM!!" this is literally what I said in my dream
>Cops scoff. Go with me to my room.
>"Okay, kid. We're going to open this door and show you there's no such thing as a giant fucking plant with hypnotic pow...HOLY SHIT!!!"
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>"SCREEEEEECH!!!!
>Plant dies, and its face falls forward through the backroom door. Cops holster gun.
>Cops turn to me
>"Nice work, son. You'll make a fine officer on the force some day!
>I'm literally beaming and dream a true-to-life iris out scene end....
>Wake up.... WTF???
It was the iris out scene end that really makes this memorable even 18+ years later.
I have a lot of dreams about going to school. Most of the time I'm late or I forgot my schedule so I don't know where my class is. It's just me endlessly walking around these huge corridors and opening doors to empty rooms. I have the feeling of being chased or watched.
@FEED ME, SEYMOUR
I get those and then endless finals that have unlimited questions and limited time.
I have a friend that some nights for around 5 years dreamed that the Warner Bros logo killed his family and wanted to eat him
lol got em mixed up... the 80s man
OP here, my sides are orbiting a different star from these dreams
my sides, top fucking kek
I always have some weird dream. But they're too much and too long, /x/ level type of shit
>be me in my room
>spiders in purple boots swarm under my door and cover the walls
>jump out window
>endless falling
Woke up feeling like I fell through my bed
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I have one of those that’ll I’ll never forget
i don't remember my dreams but the one i had last night was
>be in slutty clothing
>going to school
>school is suddenly a tower with endless height
>go up stairs
>go up stairs
>go up stairs >go up stairs
>i hear something/one whispering numbers
> go up stairs
> go up stairs
> go up stairs
> go up stairs
> go up stairs
my entire dream was basically going up stairs
pic not related
I had one where I was in school and everything else was normal aside from a bunch of fish that were floating through the air as though they were swimming, and after a while the people started to gain creepy fish-like features but not in a mermaid type way, they had fish tails jutting out of where their eyes should be and shit like that
>be me
>dream that I could fly
>FUCK YEAH
>fly all over
>go to school
>tell everyone I can fly
>no one believes me
>tell them suck my dick and check this dope ass shit out
>try to fly
>can't
>wake up
Fuck this gay earth
Another flying one
>be me
>playing in the street
>grandpa comes to the street and tells me I have to come in
>sit in the street
>just start floating upward
>see grandpa below looking at me
>get higher and higher
>can't control it
>wake up
>i can see space, there's some strange, shiny black geometric formation, kinda like a tridimentional grid of cubes floating in the void
>i look down at some type of scripture on a parchment, it's like some kind of prophecy or something... "You won't know the real meaning of fear until you've seen the cube... You won't know the real meaning of dread..." something along those lines
>there's some sinister music playing too
>i can also see some real bright celestial body, like a pulsar or quasar or whatever devouring some other body and emitting powerful bursts of energy and forming some sort of ring
>the clarity I see everything with is like I'm done sort of celestial entity
>the geometric formations are still there, transforming
>wake up scared as fuck, with an intense sense of dread like I've never had before, covered in cold sweat and breathing hard
>can't sleep for the rest of the night
>even got goosebumps while typing this and remembering the sensation
Most of my dreams are weird abstract shit, or travel/tran/plane/space related, but this one really stuck.
Pic somewhat related
>Destroyed everything from cops to beggers and stones and water
>on top of a mountain
>getting chased by land pirhannas that look like venom from spiderman
>jump off mountain
> zombie dream where I was being chased in 2D, like the old side-scrolling games like Mario or Castlevania.
> realize it's a dream
> everything in 3D suddenly
> my grandpappy comes up to me with a gun and tells me the only way to wake up from the dream is to shoot myself in the head
> I do
> all that comes out of the barrel is a little stick with a "BANG" sign on it
> Grandpappy laughs
> I get offended and mad
> wake up
wtf
Also had an inception dream once.
> Get chased by something, can't remember what
> really scared
> eventually wake up
> the nightmare was superdark and scary
> brightly lit apartment now
> get up out of bed running around the apt. screaming "I WOKE UP, I WOKE UP, YAAAAY"
> realize I'm watching myself in 3rd person
> really wake up from dream
was kinda freaky to wake up two times from a dream
>i can't fly
>however it's not like gracefully soaring like a bird or a comic book superhero
>it's more like jumping and bending my legs and pulling up every time in going to touch the ground
>kind of like cheating nature
>it tales a lot of concentration to
>mfw
i can fly* damnit
For those that believe that you can't die in a dream, I know differently.
>Be sleeping
>Hijinks ensue
>Get the idea to fuck with some guy's car
>Jump on top of it and start denting it
>Dude gets pissed off
>He pulls out a gun
>Proceed to not give a fuck and keep wrecking his car
>He shoots me in the head
>Everything goes black
>Feel kind of annoyed that I'm dead
>Wait for a bit in the darkness thinking
>Suddenly realise that I can't be dead as I am still thinking
>Wake up
If you had consciousness you didn't die retard. That's what dying is. No consciousness.
how is it not related it's a pic of stairs
Yes but it is not a pic of his dream.
I had a dream last night that a Springer Spaniel picked up my aftershave and nonchalantly dropped it in an ornamental koi pond. Got no fucking idea why I dreamt that.
>be sleeping (no shit)
>dream im in a giant hamster ball
>ball is in massive tube
>now I have to race other hamsters
>can't normal run in ball so on all fours
>wake up confused as hell
I had a hamster dream too. But I was a giant one and I was trapped in a caravan.
Had one years ago when Larry the Cable Guy and Robert Deniro (in Heat character) kidnapped me from the mall. Against all logic they took me to my home and beat the shit out of me by the refrigerator.