Pre-SNL Hype General

Host: Tom Hanks

Musical Guest: Lady Gaga

I too enjoy letting black men fuck my wife OP. I also enjoy this show.

You got yourself #triggered. What's the next step in your master plan?

>Lady Gaga

Why? Artpop and Joanne have been flops so far

le Tr*mp is a racist sexist xenophobe meme :^)

At what time does it start? Also, I know SNL is meme-tier but Tom Hanks always delivers

I watch SNL each week and i feel like waiting for my old man to wake up from his comma, telling to myself that surely this is going to be the night, but he just ends up shitting his diaper.
When will they put this show down?

>Saturday night live thread
>Sunday night
U wot?

>what are timezones

Who /excitedforconservashitwhiningallthread/ here?

inb4 cruel bully dickheads

GEE, I WONDER WHAT THE OPENING SKETCH WILL BE...

Post Vanessa's stage nudes. She has a hairy bush.

I sure do wonder if they're gonna have a Sully parody.

They're not going to be showing SNL in Chicagoland area tonight.

Hahaha so funny

Wait, Tom Hanks is host!? YESSS.

Get read for a "bad hombre" joke.

HANKS

RETURN OF THE KING BTFO

>host gets a part in the cold open
Love when this happens

ALEC BALDWIN IS GOAT

>host in the cold open

>host appears before the credits
My body is ready

TAWM!!

Surely you posted the wrong image.

Tom has hosted so often he's been on more shows than some actual cast members

nope hosts in the cold open are cancer

Bingo, Boco.

it's tom hanks

HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

guac

Here we go for our bash on Trump intro of the week! :D

Give me a fucking break, fagget. It's Tom Hanks and he can do as he pleases.

This isn't going too badly, though.

>They're not going to be showing SNL in Chicagoland area tonight.


Fuuuuuck! No one gives a shit about the cubs. I'm missing SNL.

Laurie Metcalf was only in the cast for one episode, so technically you're right.
oh god I'm such an autist for knowing that

Meh, its getting stale

Quads confirm that Hanks is going to be the best SNL host in years.

Also, links for those outside Murrica?

>those numbers

...

I love Kate McKinnon.

I absolutely love Tom Hanks but I don't know if I can take another hour and a half of trump bashing.

KATE MCKINNON IS A GENIUS

Fucking cubs game!

Trump's a joke and so is American politics.

Pretty even with Clinton bashing so far.

Good old Alec. Not afraid of some self-deprecation.

That's irrelevant. When every single joke this season has been the same thing it gets tiring.

Someone explain the trademark to me?

They're making fun of Hillary too. Jesus

Holy shit, they are delivering tonight.

Which one is Stephen?

Trump likes to trademark everything he does/says.

I think he tried to trademark the phrase "You're fired".

the problem with this is that its barely even satire. they literally repeat things trump has said

The one from biodome

Not a stone cold C?

the republican one

They are being pretty plural tonight and criticizing both Trump and Clinton.

hard to satirize a man who is a living parody of a human

well the shit he spews is fucking hilarious to begin with
thank god hes not gonna be elected

MOONEY-LESS SKETCHES: 1

WE'RE STARTING OFF STRONG BUT CAN WE FINISH STRONG?

that was a very short shirt

>lady gaga

SNL confirmed for dive bar tier.

Yea seriously, they should've went balls in with that joke. I guess it's still inappropriate to mention the "C word" on television though.

I want to pleasure Gaga's butthole with my tongue.

T. HANKS
TOM HANKS

He's gonna sing, isn't he?

Fun fact: a major Trump campaign adviser actually worked on Biosphere2, the experiment the movie Biodome was based on. It was a colossal failure.

MOONEY IS A GOD

MOONEY IS A GOD

MOONEY IS A GOD

>tom hanks will never be your dad

Is it just me or does it seem like they're going through all of the sketches really fast?

FUCK OFF MOONEY, BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM

>tom hanks was responsible for my sexual awakening

>just turned it on
>come in during the middle of tom hanks talking to the screen

w-what is going on..

>that is TRILL

Based Otm Shank

>Tom Hanks will never give you fatherly advice

I'm looking forward to this episode, guys.

Thanks is a cuck

DUDE FUCK TRUMP LMAO

Wait did the piece of toast get fired?

>hehe user i ate your fries while you were watching snl!

Hope he does a toy story parody

No one cares, Trump

Still not on in Chicago!

Fuck Tom Hanks

honey, you're getting pretty fat

...

Trump wouldn't even insult Tom

>you'll never be best friends with tom hanks

jdimsa

REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKIGN WHORE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU GREEDY BITCH

reminder anti-trump = anti-white

>tell me about inferno

>black jeopardy with tom hanks playing a trump supporter

TIME FOR CONSERVASHIT MAD

Goddamn I want to fug Cecily

What's the downside to this

>that hat
ANOTHER making-fun-of-trump skit
it's getting a little old now I think

>black jeopardy

Oh boy this will be fair and balanced

>black jeopardy
Aw yeah time for pol to complain they never make fun of blacks

SNL is definitely not for the typical conservashit haha

Well maybe he should stop making it so easy.

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