Don't be retarded. If you want to practice techniques get a practice sword. If you just want to weight train, weight train. If you're dead set on swinging something around for exercise look into buying a training mace or find some information on Gada training.
Chase Gutierrez
>this faggot wants to Roleplay as his favorite world of warcraft character
Look at this idiot, look at this idiot and laugh
Joshua Taylor
Why not just run around with a heavy stick pretending it was a sword? That's what I did as a kid. Not sure it's allowed in the UK though?
Nathan King
Jokes on you , my favorite WOW character is Guldan
Evan Russell
Well you mostly build strength by doing general strength training. Otherwise you'll end up with one gigantic arm and one tiny arm. So using it as a form of workout is just retarded. You use the sword to train techniques, you need muscles to do it.
Find a HEMA club and learn longsword or sword and buckler or something if you want to learn sword techniques though. But if a sandnigger with an AK shoots you it won't do you any good. Don't expect sword skill to be good in any practical scenario. Fun as hell though.
You practice with blunt swords unless you're an idiot.
Dylan Foster
>happening ensues >riots, shortages of basic necessities force people into organizing gangs to survive >Britain turns into a typical cyberpunk "lolbertarian's paradise" shithole >... >Trafalgar Square. shit's about to go down between Sons of Nile african gang and their sworn indian adversaries, The Street Dumpers >both have 100+ men armed with bicycle chains, bicycle wheels and bicycle rudders >a keen eye may even be able to discern a couple of seasoned veterans wielding butter knifes >suddenly a lone britcuck appears between the two hordes >unsheathes his practice sword >teleports behind every gangbanger >nothin personnel kid
Leo White
Probably be better off learning to use a spear/polearm.
Austin Davis
get one of these OP.
Gonna go far more damage than a sword, and good luck ever banning it.
David Myers
Get a crossbow
Robert Hall
we dont have the luxury of easy to get guns m8
all we have is swords and crossbows...yeah its gay as fuck but its better than nothing
you laugh at him for this...yet you would laugh if a happening happened and he had done zero training or preparation
get from off your fucking ivory tower you daft cunt
Dylan Murphy
bin that sword
Zachary Russell
save a lord
Luis Bennett
Go to a home-depot type store and buy a 800g or 600g axe. Train with it.
I've been doing it, it's harder than it looks, and it's very good to build arm and grip strength.
Bro you live in UK you will get 5 years mandatory for having a shovel. They will literally make you convert to Islam if you get caught with a practice sword.
EVEN THOUGH YOUR BORED YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT SWORD
Christian Cox
I got a portable liquid flamethrower
Joseph Cook
If thats the case instead of laughing you should be praising since he would actually put effort into it unlike the unwashed masses, that just put on some similar clothing and think they look as the character.
Jayden Harris
Post a link to the item, OP. I want one too.
Jacob Long
Get an English Rapier.
Nathan Nguyen
anyone knows where to find a sharp sword that actually can be used?. i dont mean awesome looking shit that will immediately break because its just decoration...
Benjamin Hill
Sons of Nile and Street Dumpers hahahaha
It's my Bday today and you made me laugh. Ty.
Grayson James
buy a base ball bat and drill 3 holes in it towards the top . drill some holes in some good dense wood and both it to the bat
when you get use to that use some steel plates if you can find some
Luke Wright
I laughed russia-bro thank you.
I've bought a set of dumb-bells , kettle-bells and a chin up bar so I think I'll be getting a decent all round work-out.
UK , most I can hope for is something that can best case scenario break a couple of ribs
Jonathan Martinez
bolt
Oliver Rogers
Cold Steel makes some decent, cheap swords I think there is a site called kult of athena or some shit like that as well that sells 'battle ready' swords, maces and everything in between. Honestly though a cheap machete from a garden supply store would be cheapest and best quality
Carter Williams
Shouldn't you be training with a more traditional British weapon, OP?
Jeremiah Nelson
I keep one by my beside. Cheap and effective
Christopher Myers
Tesco do some decent sporks just make sure your license is up to date
Brody Davis
Regenyei are pretty good quality for a good price. They're one of the most common sparring swords here in europe and they last for a long time. There are custom versions that are sharp. You'll have to shell out like 200 euro but you'll get a pretty good sword.
Look for reenactment swords.those aren't going to break on you after hitting something hard. wulflund.com/weapons/
Thomas Peterson
>Cold Steel makes some decent, cheap swords No they do not. Their products are both overpriced for the quality, and way too heavy compared to what they should be.
If you want a good sword then don't buy second-rate budget shit. If you're buying weapons that your life could depend on, then get the best quality. Something like Albion Swords would be a safe bet, for example.
Evan Moore
> pixelated to hell
> MemeCenter.com
James Thompson
>pic wat
Elijah Evans
Damn that's actually baller af
Ian Butler
*citation needed*
Besides, that image is only meant to be taken as a joke, so there is no reason for it to be statistically accurate.
Adam White
> asking for European sword.
> weeb
Christian Edwards
We've been using traditional weapons to deal with criminals since we have commie gun-control laws.
lel, what do you think this is, Berserk? You don't get brolic by just waving a sword up and down.
Buy some plates, a barbell, and a squat stand.
And if you want a sword for the happening, don't fall for any memes. Katanas are shit weapons. Claymores and greatswords are just memery. Get a fucking longsword.
Or preferably a rifle (with a bayonet if you want) but I understand you're a bong, so yeah.
Jordan Jackson
Well I've only bought their cutlass in terms of 'expensive' stuff, but their cheap stuff is even better pic related, the knife was about $20 and the club $35 Put them through hell and they are still deadly weapons. Also used the club to remove carrot from my garden
Just this last week been planin on haven this custom made but with slightly diff designs. Overall same feel as this. Met a blacksmith at a booth just got to get the steel for it. Will love to obliterate some nigs during a chimpout with one
Juan Peterson
Jesus that knife is terrible quality and the club not much better.
Camden Ramirez
If you want a well rounded sword that can be used for thrusting, slicing, and bashing, get an English longsword.
If you want something that will teach you control of cutting and balance, get a kilij (Vlad the Impaler had one). It's shit for anything else.
If you want something that does an incredible amount of cutting damage like a kilij but also can't be used for anything else, get a Khopesh.
I honestly think you'd be better with an English longsword. failing that, work your way up from the Gladius and the Spatha.
William Bailey
Training the proper muscles with a sword will focus particular muscles, especially in the forearms, shoulders, and wrists, but not so much elsewhere.
That said, worrying about strength training is stupid, martial skill and stamina is more important than raw strength.
>And if you want a sword for the happening, don't fall for any memes. Katanas are shit weapons. Except you're fucking wrong. They're just fine.
>Claymores and greatswords are just memery. Wrong again. In the right context they would be completely ideal weapons, it's just a very specific context required.
>Get a fucking longsword. A claymore IS a longsword...
Also why would you recommend a two-handed sword of any kind when a more compact sword would be generally more useful in a modern context?
Also to clarify, I am not OP.
John Murphy
Bastard sword is good too. The distinction between longsword and bastard sword is pretty arbitrary
Jason Hall
Are you that fat guy from /k/ that posted those dead small critters he clubed
Camden Sullivan
Well you get what you pay for desu though it's payed for itself several times over
Brody Adams
Get a cold steel short assegai, the benefits of a spear and sword while being inexpensive
It would work well with a round riot shield
James Price
For the arm strength do the crow stance and try to walk in handstand.
Christopher Watson
Theknightshop is pretty decent, just don't buy the cheap shit.
Parker Campbell
Bastard swords are ok but really there's very little between them and a longsword except a longsword will be balanced better (they are made for sparring whilst bastard swords are usually collectors and shift teh weight towards the hilt which is bad for beginners).
Logan Rogers
Focus on compound exercises rather than isolating certain muscles. Do more dead lifts and pull ups than bicep curls.
Julian Flores
Do you have the pic with the groundhog? Phone died and lost it. Yeah that was me.
Owen Price
claymores are not longswords.
Jeremiah Garcia
OP here
I mentioned before that I'll also be doing some basic strength exercises and the sword will just be to get used to swinging something around.
I was a competitive swimmer in high school so I think I'm decent on stamina.
Sebastian Lopez
Got mine at darksword armory. Love it, good quality hand forged sharp as fuck and only a four hundred. Prices vary
Jonathan Cooper
Are you literally retarded or are you thinking of the scottish basket-hilted sword? A claymore is a longsword. It handles similarly to other longswords, is used the same way as other longswords, is of comparable weight and dimensions to other longswords, and can be used one-handed.
It's a fucking longsword.
Ayden Kelly
Right. Like saying a butter knifes a steak knife
Gavin Martinez
Use a wooden sword that weighs twice what its real counterpart weighs. Once you've become accustomed to swinging something that heavy really well you'll excel with a real one in your hand. I wish you good fortune in your future combative endeavors user