If someone rolls a 7 I will dump this ice into the sink and piss off my coworkers

If someone rolls a 7 I will dump this ice into the sink and piss off my coworkers.

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Roll

7

Thats pretty mild, but ill try

Roll threads are fucking cancer.

reroll

7

yea sure

roll

done

Post reaction

So many 7s. Looks like I’ll have to do it.

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You’re evil like me. I disconnected the magnetron on the microwave at work. It’s hilarious to see how long people keep trying.

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I'd rather see you piss ON your coworkers.

Nice quads.
I shall do that next.

you absolute mad man

Evil

Why does that piss them off?
It's just ice.

>drinks
>this a lil warm
>tfw

Today OP was not a faggot.

>sink is full of ice.
>where put plates
>boned

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>>where put plates
On top of the ice is no good?

Be careful playing with the magnetron if you don't know what you're doing. You can easily kill yourself, even if the microwave isn't plugged in.

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THIS! Property discharge the capacitor.

Maybe I’ll just unplug it instead. I doubt they would figure it out either.

>Be careful playing with the magnetron

Yah, he will fuck your shit up.
Even Wolverine can't damage him.

Are you some sort of animal?

>coworkers

You mean your parents?

Quite the opposite, have never worked in fast food. What's the fucking problem with putting plates on ice? Ice slowly melts and plates slowly settle into sink, no?

Alternatively, put plates into non-ice sink. Person goes to use sink. Sink full of dirty plates. Boned. What do?

I have been proved wrong;_;
Who the fuck has a sink like that at a private residence?

It'll still piss them off and it's a lot less hassle tbh.


People rage about stupid stuff, especially co-workers because they already hate being at work instead of fapping at home into a bag of cheetos.

Messing with their coffee mugs, desks, etc, also makes them rage easily.

It's not a big deal, but they'll rage all the same

Your mom

No u

>they already hate being at work instead of fapping at home into a bag of cheetos.

I see. Thanks for the explanation. I feel enlightened.

In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any false god's promises, but because I just came into a bag of stale cheetos.

>People rage about stupid stuff

You and OP gotta find better jobs.

The mere fact that you understood this situation means you've got like a 1 in 7 chance of being killed at your workplace.

I hid all the food behind the fridge once. And I took the cake home from a ladies going away party.
>anger

I work at a mid-size financial institution in the US. it’s just a job. Kind of boring, just a gig till done with college.

>I have been proved wrong;_;

Damn.
You might be the first person who has uttered those words this century.

>it’s just a job. Kind of boring

Would upgrading somebody's keyboard with ice make the job any less boring?

Could increase your chances to 1 in 5!

What if I unplug their keyboard from the USB on the back of the computer and just plug it into a USB charging port on a wall outlet?
>user it’s got power why not work halp

lololol

>1 in 7 chance of being killed

I can only hope.

>What if I unplug their keyboard

What about putting a fuckton of Cheetos crumbs under the fap guard and then putting fap guard back into place?

>Cheetos crumbs under the fap guard

…you know, to protect their fingers from getting orange from all the Cheetos crumbs. Heh Heh Heh.

Piss in it before you do