I need advice Sup Forums

I need advice Sup Forums
>at gf house watching tv in living room
>horny af
>start making out
>no one home
>push her down for bj
>she starts going at it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>tell her gonna cum
>she jerks me off onto her face
>cum buckets, 6 days worth
>2nd to last squirt, he dad walks in
>starts flipping
>cums dripping off her face
>he yells GTFO I'm dead etc
>I run in my boxers to car
>go home
This was yesterday. My phone is at her house. I called her from bro phone, she won't give me my shit. Said its my fault for forcing her. Dads going to the cops. She hung up and now won't answer. WTF do I do and how fucked am i. There are also tons of nudes of gf on my phone including bj and sex vids. It's locked and gf don't have password.

looks like her dad convinced her that you "raped" her. afterthought-rape is still rape.

Cops cause underage? Anyway, if that's the case, pretty fucked. They'll have to get a warrant to access your phone, but it's more than likely a sure thing.

dad is calling the cops for what, just caused you dropped a baby on a bitch face?

Am I fucked. We been dating for 3 years

How is it that you cucks get stuck with such shit people? Is your need to nut greater than your common sense?

We are both 18 but started dating when we were 15.

how old are you two?

I don't know why. I'm assuming? She didn't say why. She barely said shit before she hung up and she won't talk to me now.
WTF do you mean. You date girls and never have sex? Is that what you are saying? It was fully consensual.

sleep tight son, there are zero chances this is going anywhere

18

Well, than it's a he said she said. You need just be honest, give details, be explicit and detailed so that she's forced to answer for how some of the stuff happened. Cum on her face, why, cause she somehow managed to get free of your control to get a quick cum shot to the face instead of her mouth? Doesn't make sense. Be honest, be detailed, be explicit.

Also, if any of those pics and vids on your phone are of her while underage then you're still pretty deep.

>push her down for bj


kind of forced her buddy.

So do I try to talk to her? How do I get my phone. Will I get arrested before it goes no where?

Both 18 and still fucking at home with parents around. Jesus christ man, she'll soon find a man with a fucking car at the very least.

truth

seems like your gf is a piece of shit user, if she doesn’t accept the fact that you spread your love juice on her face with her help then she isn’t for you but next time use a blanket at least

No, what I mean is that you should be a better judge of character. Not be so driven by your urge to fuck that you put yourself in this type of situation. Chances are if she's willing to do shit like claim tape against you, you've probably known for a while that she was "like that." Be smarter, friend.

Is this a true story OP? Be honest, or are you embellishing.

If my phone is locked can they get in you think? Although she has pics an Vids too but wouldn't that prove it was consensual?
It wasn't like I forced her down to gag on my cock. It was a nudge and she went down willingly. She loves giving head

He'd go to jail for theft first if he keeps your phone. You were two consenting adults and there's literally nothing he could get you for.

Arrested for what? You are a man grown, call her if you want or just go to hers and get your phone back.

a locked phone doesnt mean they cant pull out the battery and sd card to access images (if saved to sd and not phone)

They can't even hack terrorists phones more or less a horny teenagers. Just don't tell them about exchanging nudes because if the dad pushes hard enough they can check your phone and you can likely get arrested for CP.

yeah, just go get your phone. i know i sure as hell would

You need to tell your lawyer that she has vids. This works in your favor cause they cant, if they choose to look, get you for cp based on her and her father's words. Inform your counsel that you know she has vids of you two together.

I will say that without them looking into statutory rape and just looking at this as a potential consent issue they may not feel the need to subpoena for access to your phone.

But if that happens also make sure you can argue she produced and distributed to. So if she takes you down bring her with. You're the same age and likely they couldn't put you down for forcing her.

We just turned 18 faggot. Haven't graduated from hs yet. It's not like we are 40 like you
Cum in a blanket? She likes me to cum on her so why would I have done that
But she never was like this. I'm seriously bummed that she is doing this . I don't know if I should go over or give her space
It's true.

You're good dude, you might have to wait to get your phone back until things die down a little but if worse comes to worst you can just press legal action to get your stuff back, it is your property.

Are there pics on your phone from before she was 18? If so then just try to get it back as soon as possible and pray that her parents don't make her open it.

I bought my first car at 17 you lazy inbred. It's called working hard and saving up in preparation for that shit. I fucked my gf every fucking day in that car once I bought it and as a result never had to make some pussy ass thread on Sup Forums about how I was too much of a faggot to just go back over to her house and demand my phone back because it was being illegally held.

Your girlfriend's dad is a cunt btw. He acts like he didn't try to have sex when he was 16 and older. Calling the cops... Pfft what a dipshit fucking moron.

You think?
She yelled that I forced her before she hung up. So she's claiming no I guess?Fuck I'm not sure where it was set to

Or people can't afford it regardless because when you were a wee man insurance wasn't sky fucking high. Your generation did that by getting in constant accidents.

I would call the police and tell them the situation. Tell them you want your shit back, and that the both of you were consenting adults, but she is being pressured by her father to cut you off, and keep your stuff. Also, ask to press charges for assult against the father and getting a restraining order. If he made you fear for your safety, then it's legally considered assault in most civilized places. After all this, get them to escort you to her house, and get your shit back. Then, for extra keks, ask the girl for a blowjob before leaving.

are you me?

You fucked yourself by hanging up user. That's suspect as hell. You'll probably have to release mutual CP and fuck over both of yourselves to clear yourself of rape.

Minimum wage doesn't pay like that anymore you fucking inbred. 18 is a really young age now you're not expected to have shit, maybe some money for college at the most

If you file a restraining order that's your 10/10 option to make sure you have the high ground and he's trying to sabotage

See all you faggots do now is make excuses for everything. Holy shit you're pathetic, as if I didn't have to overcome challenges myself to get the things I wanted.

Maybe I should give her space to not piss her off more. I'm hoping it's more of embarrassment of being caught by her dad with cum dripping off her face
OK faggot I bought my own car too and fucking have a decent part time job. Just because I was at her house when no one was home doesn't mean I am lazy or inbred you fucking shit
I know. I'm hoping it was just to scare me and he didn't. I haven't been arrested or talked to yet so dunno

if you didn’t give her explicit consent to suck him off than you can argue that she raped you depending on what state you’re in. you shouldn’t have to worry about the nudes. what you want to do is get proof of ownership of the phone. go to the house with proof of ownership and knock on the front door if you remain level headed and spout a shit load of legal bullshit about proof of ownership that might scare him into giving you the phone, and if it doesn’t you can use it in court.

I was managing an arcade and going into the military at 18, then deployed at 19. You're not young, you're a millennial.

or kick his ass

>be dad
>catch "my little girl" doing that stuff people do in the porn i watch
>call the cops
>the cops come and ask her if she wants to press charge
>won't gaf about dads feelings
>she confesses she was ok with it
>cops laugh and will give "my little girl"'s bf a highfive when they see him

Buy if he didn't call the cops I don't want to provoke him
I didn't hang up she did

pics or it didn't happen

Lol no I got my first car at sixteen and saved my whole childhood cause I wasn't a dumb piece of shit. I'm just stating for the record because other people are being shit on by you jackass. Sorry we also have child labor laws too fucker.

May have lost a gf. It's no big deal man: her dad apologies in her moms face all the time. Think about that. The dad just doesn't like seeing your cum on his daughters face. He's got nothing. Move on to the next bitch and cun In her face too.

And I'm responsible for my shit, I have an internship rn while still in school making me 6k a month but that's only bc I used the shit I learned from my classes and personal projects to help me. I don't automatically expect it from everyone. I'm also 20 but at 18 I didn't know shit
How is this an excuse it's literally more difficult to do the same amount bc of how badly your gen fucked it up for us. Before you could pay your whole tuition on a minimum wage job

Well then you're a fucking moron who deserves this shit. You let your tiny little dick do the thinking. I refused fucking my gf in her house all the time, she'd always ask. It was only ever in my car or my parents house I'd let it go down. You fucked yourself here, too bad.

But I've woken her up by going down on her before so couldn't she use that as rape then
What if the cops are there. I'm too pretty for jail
What's this have to do with helping me old man
Kek. Thanks for making me laugh

>how badly your gen fucked it up for us

I'm only 28 you moron, I didn't fuck shit all up for you. Stop blaming others and man the fuck up, make sacrifices and do what you need to to get the things you need.

what does she look like?

This isn’t the first time in history a girl has lied about her sex life to her father. It depends on how far she is going to take it. First, calm down. Second, final a local criminal attorney and call them. When you then on the phone, explain the situation briefly but honestly. Don’t lie. Get their contact information just in case. Then tell your parents - no detail, just the gist of it. You’ll be fine, but your relationship is over. It’s pretty shitty she’s throwing you under the bus, but she is.

Nah your generation fucked up insurance. I can pull charts if you want

Now isn't the time for him to post pics of her online.

Tell my mom I blew a load on my gf? Fuck no. She will kill me. No sex until marriage and only then for a baby. So cuming on her face is never ok

I'm not you fuck. I'm still out here grinding my ass off for work trying to get the life I want. I'm just stating that it's gotten progressively more difficult to do those things in coming generations

wrong
now is the best time, newfag

How did we fuck up shit. We are superior. We accept everyone no matter what gender or sex or race

I don't live in the same country as you, so once again I didn't fuck shit up for you. I dealt with my own obstacles when I was your age and younger that were the result of generations before me, I overcame them. Stop acting like your the first generation to face these kinds of issues, holy shit man.

>gave bf bj. He came on face, dad walked in. Don't want dad to know I'm a whore. Tell him he raped me. Show him Vida and pics of him raping me. Tell dad I looked lik e I enjoyed it so he wouldn't rap me more. Dad buys it, calls cops. Cops going to arrest him soon. Feel bad but I don't. Don't want to be known as a whore

Lol a bit over ten thousand dollars worth more a year in college which is an entire year of high school + an after school job but we're just whining

It'd take two years of highschool and a job to afford a year of college but the prices are still going up so what in the fuck do you mean we're lazy?

Yes, you are whining. No like that's literally what you're doing. As in the very definition of the word.

>implying college is the only option

I applied for a dominos job and they wanted to make sure I have a college background before hiring. College is the only way fucktard. Why the fuck do I need a background with college to drop off pizzas in my free time? Again go fuck yourself. And lol when statistics are whining

Bro remote wipe your phone Jesus christ.

Android uses device manager and iPhone uses find my iPhone. It's 2018 join us in the future

>implying a traditional 9 - 5 job is the only option

See here lies the issue, you like creativity, perseverance, and ambition.

*you lack

No I fucking attend college and after classes work from 3-11 then get back and do homework at night. Then get up at five thirty for my next days classes. I get four hours of sleep and you're telling me I lack creativity perseverance, and ambition? You really must have made it in life when you could live off McDonald's money. For the fifteenth time, go fuck yourself.

Provoke him to do what? Tell the cops it hurt his feeling to see you getting blown by his daughter? user, the burden or proof falls on him, he can say / blackmail his whore daughter into saying you forced her to blow you, you say it was consenting sex between two adults. There isnt shit they can do to prove otherwise.

Cry me a fucking river. I worked my balls off to pay for university as well, and despite being 10 years older than OP and apparently having this easy generation to contend with I to couldn't afford to finish school and had to drop out. I came home, taught myself how to repair computers and do general IT, started my own small business out of home, made money and built it up, bought a car, bought an apartment, and continued to grow. I didn't bitch about minimum wage and lack of options. I used the tools I had available to do something different and make my own life. so for the fifteenth time man the fuck up.

just fucking kill her

Lol college was thousands cheaper but you still dropped out because you couldn't afford it and everything now requires a degree. I'd rather not become a neckbeard and work at home though.

>being this delusional

you bought an apartment?

Yes, and? It's a nice large modern apartment in a nice building in the center of the area where my clients are. The fuck would I want an entire house for at my age? You know what the upkeep is like on an entire house? I don't give a fuck about a yard I'll never use or 3 bathrooms I'll never enter. The whole American dream white picket fence thing is a meme, especially in the country I live. If I every get married and have kids then I'll consider a house, but right now that would make zero sense.

Lol that anons a dick.
>pays for college with mcdonalds
>loses money flunking college
>buys car with McDonald's money
>Affords an apartment with McDonald's money
>Says you don't need college wtf

Do NOT talk to the police without a lawyer!!!! NEVER TALK WITHOUT A LAWYER!!!

Just admitting you had sex is enough to formally charge you, give them NO evidence to charge you with!!!

>girl is made to consider this rape
>girl goes to police
>media gets its hands on it
>guy gets utterly fucked in his social live
>depending on court guy likely to get of without conviction
>social live still destroyed and everyone who knows him and about this case will think he raped her and just got away

She secretly wants her dad's dick and will do literally anything to please him including fucking you over

OP, read this.

Stay calm, it sounds stupid but keep your head on and you'll get out of this just fine. In future, print off some paper saying 'I (girl's name here) consent to sex with user, etc. Get her to sign. It is not legal, but it will go a long way and given the state of rape laws, it might come in handy.