Do you have a fetish you want to try out with your partner, but are afraid to ask them?

Do you have a fetish you want to try out with your partner, but are afraid to ask them?
Mine is Elf Girls. And she's black so it wouldn't work.

domination + humilliation + dressing her as a porn star

i got her the hooker heels and she wears them now and then but she's not into it

My fiancé would be okay with a threesome if it was me and another guy on her but I want a threesome with her and another girl. I thought I might pitch a deal where she could do a three way with another guy and I if she only blew him and she could have her threesome first but I'd get to do a threesome with her and another girl sometime after. I'm afraid to ask directly to do this with her because she's way too jealous. Although we have clearly talked about it im not sure how it would turn out if i pressed the subject and asked straight about it.

>i got her the hooker heels and she wears them now and then but she's not into it
Why are girls never into anything?

>hey I got you red high heels like from that movie we saw and you said you liked
>"oh well I just liked them, not to, like, wear them"
>hey check it out I got a sampler pack of condoms, some with ribs, some flavoured, what do you want to try?
>"smooth and lubricated I guess"
>hey I updated our drapes/carpet/linens so they're a bit you know sexier, like that catalogue where you said it looked like a good place for fucking
>"oh I dunno, it's a bit... modern looking? I mean it was modern before but this is modern in a different way, and besides, that was a joke you silly"
>hey you said you wanted to try sex in new places so let's bone in the shower
>"no I think showers are for getting clean not dirty so no"
>okay how about we fuck in the living room
>"gross no we have friends over sometimes"
>okay where then
>"how about the bedroom :DD"
>hey hun you seem down today
>"I just feel like sex has been getting a bit repetitive lately"

I wish ridiculous married cucks weren't on my board. Life is for the young.

>black
Try lynch play

19? Dafuq bitch?

race traitor

19 and engaged lmao

Well when you've already slept with 20+ girls it isn't difficult to know what you want. And when you see that their mother is attractive as well and they have ambitions who could just fuck and go on a girl like that? Lol.

oh, we're married, those kinds of things are kinda over
"hey i want a blowjob, you got time?" "sure"
"hey, this time fuck me sideways" "sure"
but every time the other doesn't like the idea, we don't do it
"hey let me put a finger inside you anus while i blow you" "let's not"
"hey, i want pictures of you sucking me" "not confortable"
so i got her the shoes, told her it's a fetish of mine (it is) and she accepted but they're very unconfortable (according to her, also, they look very hard to wear) and she gets distracted by them while we're fucking, so i don't think she'll ever dress in full hooker attire
the domination thing i tried is subtly, by dominating her a bit more every time, but she actually put a stop into it, she's afraid of being harmed and stops me almost right away

pic related, those are the shoes i got her

you mispelled "Sup Forums" instead of "life" and "lonely" instead of "young"

She could always be a Dunmer

the part i find funny is how fucking racist you were to your gf "it wont work shes black" LMAOROTF. YOU SHITTIN SPAGGETI NIGGA

"my board"
>It's not summer anymore

You should threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't oblige your requests, If you have kids, take them with you

Sounds like you guys married the wrong women.

Dark elves don't count. Now go back to black twitter nig

whores need to be put at their place

When you take your imaginary fantasy critters this seriously.

ve been here for 10 years fag

>Elf fetish
>Black
>won't work
Have you never heard of dark elves?

So you're a coal burner then? What a pity

I want to try some bondage play but my hand won't cooperate

>"I just feel like sex has been getting a bit repetitive lately"
Fucking kek. This is such a woman thing to do

I would love to watch fill her ass with food, push it out and then eat it. and I'd like to eat some too. did it with ex, been obsessed ever since.

Theres Ash and then theres nigger. Fuk Outa here with that Dumar shiet. She would however make a good mace.

I want to creampie a girl then piss in her vagina right after.

if she's black, she's perfect for klingon cosplay. maybe try that?

I want to fuck her while also being fucked. MMF threesome where I'm in the middle
>"I don't want to see you in that way"
I really don't get how being fucked emasculates me, like she's bi too and doesn't have a problem if it MFF. Her reaction put me off from asking again, but maybe she'll come around.
The one I really won't ask about ever is that I somehow ended up with a werewolf fetish. I honestly don't have a clue about how to work that into my sex life to begin with.

Fucking knife ears, reeee

>Elf play
>Black
Drows are also elves and some of damn sexiest

I wan't her to humiliate my little dick, but it's just huge and she loves it

Want her to be 2b

Nope, whatever fetish I have, she does it for me, vice versa.

>Black
>Elf
>Wouldn't work

Are you fucking retarded?