/147/ Snooker

2017 World Snooker Championship

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Good OP!

seriously, is there anything more disgusting than huge fake tits?

not a comfy OP

Low quality of Ding

Only max. 90% potting success is far too less.

Oi Linda? Where the fuck is me signed World Cup ball

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

LEND OUR BOY YOUR ENERGY

\o/

Feel free to message Michaela and ask if she sends you photos like this.

Tiny, prepubescent tits

I don't think I have seen Selby miss getting out of a snooker this tourny

magnets edition

Now you have

he's done it like 8 times against ding, 5 in a row

Heh nevermind

>Guron Deeng
kek, damn laciss chinee

>spirits

GET FUCKED DING

1 more frame!

It's over lads

/our guy/ is finished

>people cheering for a deadfish faced homosexual faggot vs a cheating piggo final

Wins even more conveniently than last year's final.

TORTURED

>that tiny applause as Lelby walks off
based crowd

GWAN DING

>selbywinslol

may as well just hand him the trophy at the end of this match if he wins

higgins will be turned into a fine paste based on his current form.

Nice.

Cunt.

Was hoping Ding would pull it off and it looked possible after last night, but Selby is phenomenal.

How's that zest taste

At least he'll get a wee bonus from the Ukrainians.

...what
got me there, and probably small tits on a fat woman

>selby
>homosexual

He's the definition of chad m8.

Also, bazza will win.

chill and get comfy hungary

Not very zesty desu, this session hasn't had much zest or jest.

writing has been written on a wall

It tastes BITTER

My prediction of yesterday turned out to be true.

One player upped his game and the other one has a meltdown.

>get home
>16-13

WHAT THE FUCK DING

he's doing it for Britain lads.

Selby

They've both been a bit shit

t. Nostradamus

Hardly a meltdown, Hawkins had a meltdown in the Semis, not Ding.

can't melt the selb

LETS DO THIS INCH PERFECT GWANDING GO

They both had meltdowns desu, lot of close frames

BBC's shitty streaming lagging like fuck. This is what I pay my fucking telly tax for. Cunts.

Selby will molest Higgins in the final and I will drink to celebrate

hahahaha

choking on his spring rolls

get fucked

16-13 the most dangerous lead

DUNG DUNG DUNG

can't melt the red leicesestersheer

>selby struggling against Ding
>implying he can beat nu-Higgins

Only 500 british dollars upfront to her or a charity of her choice.

Snooker is /brit/ish

never forget

welcome

147 turned on him too
gotta bandwagon

>Plebian whisky

Try some of the better Islays, lad. Get some fookin hair on your chest.

>pool
>an sport

God damn those slow mo cue sounds are hilarious

troll

lel, I bet you even watch british porn

what's this weekends lotto numbers oh great one

DING DING DING DING DING

What happens to this general after the world championship is over ?

>british porn

Fuck. You ever seen that shite? It's fucking embarrassing. Jesus Christ.

Shh, no tears today.

It dies until the UK championship

topkek, I just saw Higgins - Blorkins is 16-8... how bad was blorkins?

it's not a general you thick wop

>Not having a comical wank to FakeTaxi

7, 55, 29, 43, 48, 13

Dead until the next big ranking event. It won't be as fast as this one.

terrible session, higgins didn't do much

blorry basically rolled over

It's these lads!

Sophie Dee is top tier idk what you're on about

Yeah the UK threads are always ghost towns

lost hope, can't molest the jester from this far behind

>the two teenagers have downed their wine

wow maybe there is some personality somewhere

FUG

who /waitingForAnotherDingFuckUp/ here?

What the fuck is happening with that burd's face?

MAGNETICMAGNETMAGIC

>hull drew today

>you're notty boy...such a NOTTY BOI!

It's almost as cringy as german porn.

wenbo is hilarious you nativist cunt

has anyone ever come through with a valid reason as to why ricers are so mentally fragile?

i mean fuck selby but at least he isn't a mental midget

>Where's the cue ball gonna travel
>gonna travel
fuck was that john

But British porn gave us Meme Lover? How can you call this cringeworthy?

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t. berry blowkins

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Didn't learn their trade in workings men clubs

If Higgins wins the tourno (unlikely I know) but Rppnie fags will be BTFO'd as Higgins has won the same number during the same era.

>muh Rppnie is best evar
>muh hendry only won because easier time

nah, rppnie is overrated as shit

So i need selby to win 17-15 and Higgins to win 17-8 for 130 quid. Pretty close lads, pray for me I wana get some cocaine tonight

>there were a grand total of 2 goals in the premier league today

based danny d

>muh hendry only won because easier time

I hate these faggots.

In 10 years, this will be an easier time, but you won't seem them saying that shit

I fucking hate those moronic commentators thinking both of them play great Snooker, when the bare facts show that they play mediocore snooker.

TORTURE HIM DING

Fuck you if Selby wins this frame I get 150

Breasts are too big.

>if a based as fuck british man comes second
>goes back home to his working class snookers club
>ahhh no problem Gaz m8
>you did your fuckin' country proud son, sign this so I can give it to my 4 year old son

>chinese comes 2nd
>goes back to china
>imprisoned because he 'failed his country'

hmm

They really are playing like garbage. Missing ridiculously easy shots

It's artifical hype.

no i mean what the fuck are you talking about lmao, what, is she an escort or something? i dont want to look at her huge ugly boobs

>that much choking