>2018
>not owning a rolex
Explain yourself, poorfags ;)
Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)
You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe
I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))
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I like Rolex, but I get tired of having to rewind my VHS tapes after watching them on my tube TV.
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How fat are you?
That is a porcine appendage.
And who the fuck wears a watch any more?
Because I'm not an insecure faggot who needs a stupid watch to fuck girls
People still buy Rolex in 2018? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.
hahaha poorfag ;)
i have more than a rolex, check out my $12,000 gold watch ;) not like you would ever be able to afford one or even go near one in your life ;)
That's the ugliest hand i have ever seen in my life. Plus you are even hiding your stumpy sausage fingers.
Fat disgusting basement dweller hoping to buy appreciation with money.
You are the scum of turbo-capitalism.
Go fuck yourself
Dude your fucking fat hand is a fat mitten.
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Why do you have no fingers
no one is going to point out that is the hand of someone with down syndrom?
My ex-wife cut them when we divorced I hid them from embarrassment, sorry guys.
Fucking stumpy the fat stumpy mitt.
that's a watch for women, faggot
you look like a shek with that hand my dude.
80% of b is down syndrome
Pasta so stale a raccoon wouldn't eat it.
fuck a rolly, patty face
>2018
>not knowing how to find a diet plan
Explain yourself, OP
Should use your rolex money and buy some slimfast and a gym membership instead.
Nice Bait
at least im not 350 pounds
when ur so fat ur fingers dont even show
>I almost got laid 2 times
So basically you didnt fuck at all
kek
>TEXTBOOK DEFINITION ON A HAM FIST.
For real, OP. Shit looks like a flesh toned boxing glove. Good thing you have money, because you definitely dont have looks, and considering you have to show off on Sup Forums, you probably dont have personality either.
You should see his feet too.
Hahahah, fucking fake as shiiiiiiiit.
OP is such a fag
Thats a fake, that specific model had a date counter...I have one exactly like it..
A real one...
>still falling for this pasta
What a ball of play-doh you have for a hand.
i own an audi r8, imported tvr tuscan and a maybach
i own 3 rolexes
fuck off op
you're dad probably bought you those rolexes and you probably drive a shitbox civic
>pic related its the shitty car he most likely drives
Fat,Fat,Fat! I bet when you sweat marbles roll of your ass!
So that Rolex is more fake than Caitlyn Jenners tits
Holy fuck, is that stubble from shaving your fat hairy gorilla hands?
>op
Its pretty sad we can tell you have a weight problem just by seeing your hand.
>almost as sad as bragging about an obviously fake rolex
There are no-date subs retard
That's a girls watch; faggot
>this thread
lol
Terrible fake.
Crown guards all wrong. Lug shape wrong. Pearl on bezel wrong. Cyclop magnification wrong. No "ROLEX" along chapter ring.
this thread wasn't funny the last 23 times it was posted either
Seen it before. B8 for the newfags
Nice watch, does it show the time quicker than every others watch?
sorry im a tag heuer and omega type of guy
this is like the 30th time ive seen this thread
Doubt its fake bro. I picked it up from a reputable dealer at the flea market. Dude gave me the hookup too. Only had to pay $8500.
i do also have a shit tier watch like a lot of you poorfags have too. this is just my shit watch i wear around the rough part of town because i don't want poorfags going near my expensive watches ;) gotta keep you all in your place ;))
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who wears a watch in 2018? pretentious people.
Rolex is just shit tier luxury
because nobody offered me one for sucking his cock.
i see you got better luck though
you hands look like they have built in mittens
Current state of the collection.
rather be poor than fucking fat with cheese in the dick
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So many newfags wtf, this thread is years old lol
100% fake
The font for "Rolex" is not even close to an actual Rolex. The "Swiss T-25" means tritium lume which would have yellowed by now - they switched to SuperLuminova 20 years ago.
There is so much wrong with that watch.
>ops arm
The retards with a hard on for talking shit about fat fats love making these threads.
>what is a No-Date Submariner
Can i hire you to fist me. Name your price. I need to know how it feels
And who made you qualified to make that assessment? The guy swore on my moms life that it was authentic.
>ITT retards who don't know about the quality of a Rolex Time Piece
youtu.be
I have a phone for time. The only purpose for a watch is time anyway
Hey mister, want you buy cheap Rolex? 100% genuine guarantee. You buy cheaper nowhere.
Rolex Watchmaker at Rolex Service Center Copenhagen reporting in. Can confirm that it's a piece of fake dog shit you're running around with.
Probably like having a pool noodle inserted into your anus.
I should have seen through your ruse when you said "$8500" for a second hand sub.
Patek phillipe. All I have to say
>2018
>Being so fat that your watch is probably cutting circulation
How’d you even get that watch over your fat ass fucking hand.
Jesus Christ! That poor fucking wrist strap. And no faggot, And how can we be "jelly" if you probably ate it as well??
that wrist trap is probably being held by a thread
Poor motherfuckers. God bless Steve Jobs for giving us the Apple Watch from Heaven. So much bling wow.
>Patek Philippe
>not A. Lange & Söhne
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Where the hell are "his" knuckles?
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I don't have a Rolex but I have knuckles
Not bad
Did you sell your knuckles for it?
>Not Vacheron Constantin
Come on guys.
Looks like a boxing glove lol
I have an apple watch too poorfag ;)
i just had to get the wrist strap a bit loosened ;) the watch is not that good but i can use apps on it too ;)) i dont wear it anymore though
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Any actual watch enthusiast here? These are my most prized possessions in my collection so far. Can't go wrong with a Calatrava.
they are shit
ITT: newfags
I'm a multimillionaire trust fund kid and I don't have a Rolex. Retarded fucking waste of money. I'm sure my fucking Lamborghini Huracan and the fact that I'm jacked gets me more chicks than you. Use some of that money for weight loss surgery, mittenhands.
Your hand looks like a pig hoof.
Ooh. Nice
You're overweight and the watches are overpriced. Fuck off you nonce
Jesus. I didn't know what ham fisted really meant until today.
I am a watch enthusiast. Nothing too fancy. My current nicest is the Omega SMP 300 quartz.
Says the guy who can't afford a $37,000 watch
pfft ;) i had a 50k watch made entirely from gold but i am allergic to the gold on it.
made my hand nice and red ;) i do like to still wear it sometimes to show off to some local women
Your hand is so fat it looks like a nub
My sides are in orbit
I'm not sure if people who posted on here are actually baited or are baiting retards like me with their overthetop newfag behaviour