We've recently seen our fellow Progressives campaign to make Elsa a member of the LBGTQ+ community with #GiveElsaAGirlfriend. Not coincidentally, Progressives like you and me have simultaneously been lobbying Marvel to #GiveCapABoyfriend, with the goal that we can take every marketable character of significance that is held in high regard by the majority of people and make them gay instead of making our own original gay characters. This is a very important mission just because.
However, in the midst of these campaigns to make Elsa and Cap gay, Marvel went one step further and recently made Captain America a member of Hydra, a Nazi organization. This is progress at its finest, because if there's one thing America stands for, it is Nazism. However, if we are going to make Cap gay, and then make Cap a Nazi, we have the obligation to also make Elsa gay, and then a Nazi. Once she is gay, she must also become a Nazi. It's just the natural progression of logic.
So here is where we make our Progressive voices heard, at change.org, because Elsa needs to be a Nazi. With your help and support, I know we can achieve this monumental goal, in the name of Progress! #LassJetztLos
This petition will be delivered to: Walt Disney The Walt Disney Company
Jason Watson
Elsa being muh waifu, I approve this petition HEIL ELSA HELL VINTER
Zachary Butler
Walt would be proud
Jeremiah Adams
>1984 No fucking way
Thomas Phillips
Nazi Elsa makes my dick hard as fuck
David Peterson
The Queen in the High Castle
Andrew Stewart
Pretty funny, senpai.
Michael Gray
bump
Dominic Scott
Why would they campaign for that? She's already asexual.
Dominic Foster
"Do you want to build a death camp?"
Adam Cruz
*worker camp
Chase Kelly
Holy fuck that is hot!
Carter Robinson
"Do you want to gas some Jews?"
Andrew Ward
>do you want to build the fourth reich?
Christian Jones
>Do you want to end the Jewish Menace for all time?
Benjamin Williams
Just think, she could turn all the gypsies in her country to ice and bury them
Christian Sanders
Dude, Beast turns into a white guy at the end. Becoming white brings his entire house and lands back to normal and gives a happy ending, you're completely missing the point.
Luis Jackson
fffffffffffff
Jonathan Martin
Winter for Poland and France!!!
Elijah Martinez
Or ride our kikes around hall?
I never see you anymore
Close the chamber door
Brandon Bell
The left wants to make a caricature of itself so I signed it. I hope this gains traction.
Cameron Walker
HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FROZEN????
Jose Turner
"It's time to build a waaaaalllll!"
Tyler Gomez
I approve of this. Back when Frozen was big I loved all the fanfics about her as a ruthless dictator and nationalist using her powers to strengthen her nation and punish her enemies
