Where did i go wrong?

Where did i go wrong?

Either this is a joke or some hard autism

Not a joke

pic related. OC

How do you fuck up this badly

Damn you had her then sperged

What about this?

At least she's still replying

This can't be legit.

Do one more lol

This is just cute.

Dude you had AT LEAST 6 chances to seal the deal there. Stop being an autist and let her know what you want.

Isn't OP

I don't understand what is even going on here

basket weaving

Charge your phone, user.

My bio is: “I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks”

A quote from the movie anchorman

really gay

Then why did you reply to

Mmm dubs

Are you a viking? Because your helmet makes me horny.
>inb4 vikings didn't have horns on their helmets
Fuck off

Are you from Rome? You know how the old saying goes. When in Rome, make like Romans and have gay sex with children.

Are you a farmer cause you know how to raise a cock

What the fuck else do I put in my bio:

“Umm I’m a friendless autistic skinny 5’9 dyel college dropout who works at a warehouse everyday and takes mood stabilizers and antipsychotics to treat my bipolar disorder. Oh and I’ve only had sex once and I’m 23

It might be better not to have a bio...

>2018
>this thread again
>not simply sending “show vagene pic”

Yes he’s a farmer he kno how to raise a cock

“Send bob and vagene pic”

...

Check em and kek em

Don’t put all that.
>I’m a handsome guy with various hobbies and interest. I like bobs and veganas. Pls open bob.

Oh Satan, what have you done to this poor boy.

kek

Bingo bango

Now what?

I think you should actually try putting that. You might be surprised how many responses you get.

Tell her if you caught a fish like her you'd release it.

TTYL never respond user u don't want what she's serving

how this conversation would have gone for me:
>do you like bagels?
>no

Well, giddy on up, as I have got to tame a wild mare.
(Or seahorse if sticking to the sea).

If I was an astronaut, I would make it a top priority to colonize Uranus.

>inb4 uranus is a gas giant
*giggles*

Nice trips Satan. Tell, not ask her what time she should expect you

Also, you don't mount a fucking fish. She doesn't know her biology...

I didn't get the response anyway.
What the fuck is a "bae-goal" supposed to be?

OP this

You mount it on the wall...taxidermy, you know?

my response to that would have been
"what do you want? you want to get fucked or you want to waste my time with stupid puns?"
then I would get no response.

>tfw when you out autism op

OP you there?

Bae is what couples call each other, it means "bove all else" or some stupid shit like that. So basically bae goals mean that the person is relationship material or fuckable

Bae is shit in danish

Ur outwitted op, and your autism is showing

Get phone number and smash

beyonce started it.

before anyone else, but it started out as just a dumb way of saying babe

I knew what the dumb bae shit meant, but "bae goals" doesn't make any fucking sense.
I understand it supposedly means 'good catch', from your explanation, but I don't see how the fuck anyone could get that from 'baby goals'.

...

Yes user, good choice, be careful though she might be after your shekels goy.

yeet get that shit

Send this first

Something with sliding slipping...being wet idk...go for it

Yes, pound her you faghot

I would like to slip n slide in your place like an eel

Send her this

Listen, let's cut the bullshit. I'm a boy. you're a girl. We both know that you didn't reply for a friendly small talk. You want a satisfying fuck. We're both adults, it's perfectly natural to have these urges. Let's just cut the coy bullshit. I want something straight to the point. No chase. Just primal sweaty sex. My next free slot to fuck your brains out will be Saturday 13:00-15:00, you in?

Add "Let's do thisssss" at the end.

>M'lady

send nudes

Cut the crap Tell her its time to go to pound town

"What do you think my anus is for"

OP, dont be a faggot and keep us up to date.

So cringe.

You need to practice improv. The biggest issue that autistic people have in conversation is that there's some idea, message, or sentence in their own head that they feel the compulsive need to convey, and unless their message has been delivered and interpreted exactly as designed - they aren't content and will keep pestering the other person.

>She makes a sexual comment
>You have a witty response
>She misinterprets your witty response
>You feel the compulsive need to correct her, instead of just playing along and keeping the game going
>She tries to be more forward since you're fucking up hard
>You fuck up even harder

If the joke goes over her head or if she doesn't understand what you're trying to say, just screw it. Forget it and go on to the next subject.

Reply "what time?"