Ok heres the background. Im 22, shes 20. Both still living at home. Go to same church. Parents super religious.
Im having a game night at my house. My parents are leaving and she as well as some if the youth group are coming over.
Here is the plan: Have her go use the restroom. Fake a call coming in and say I have to take it. Go to mom and dads room to answer it. Close and lock door. Exit via sliding glass door and go around the front of the house to the gate by my window. Here I have unlocked that gate so I can get in, placed a stepping ladder under the bathroom window, removed the screen, and cracked it just a bit so I can open it. From there I climb in and fuck her in the bathroom.
She has to bring her brother so her coming early isnt an option. Also dont give me "wtf ur 18 dood do what you want". This is the scenario. See if you can give me a better plan or if this one is good enough.
Ive included a layout of my house for reference. I will share nudes if you guys come up with something good.
Luis Clark
why dont you 2 just fucking say youre going to a move on a date and then either fuck in your car, play in the theater or get a hotel for 3 hours. jesus christ man. bad plan, post sex face/happiness is very easily spotable not to mention you will both reek of sex and cum and be sweaty
David Murphy
are you both virgins?
Gavin Young
why not just marry her and wait until the wedding night fr sex?
Anthony Sanchez
Thats what we should do.
All dates have to be chaperoned. I can leave my house as I please but her parents are stricter than mine. Also that post sex glow crossed my mind too.
No
Gavin Watson
Wait a minute... you have to enter a bedroom to have access to the bathroom? Where the fuck do you live, user?
Brayden Morris
all dates chaperoned? how are you not virgins? just both go out "shopping" and meet up for a quickie
Carter Price
a lot of master bedrooms have master bathrooms connected ya poor bastard
Tyler Cruz
how long have you been dating? is her brother religious? is he older and stronger than you?
David Smith
what games are you even playing? how to worship god more?
Christopher Perry
the devil is watching you young man.
love, mom.
p.s. im telling your dad
Parker Ward
Well, of course master bedrooms have bathrooms, which are for the users of said bedroom, the right thing to do is to have another bathroom exclusively for guests, which is usually close to the entrance, and not inside a fucking bedroom you retard.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Hes religious, younger and taller but Id manhandle him hes a twig. Ive only been talking to her a few days. We hung out at another youth function and were touching and kissing on the downlow and now im pushing for the next step.
Because shes on lock down. Her brother has to be with her all the time. Her parents are super strict.
Love you mom.
Heres a preview faggots
Isaac Sullivan
Its not inside the bed room you ninny. Theres a hall that has 2 beds and a bath connected. Fuck
Parker Barnes
Oh i see where i fucked up. Place the bathroom door down the hall a bit. Not in the bedroom
Henry Gray
Well then you're a fucking retard at drawing because that's not what the drawing shows.
Camden Phillips
You've only been dating 3 days? Wait a few weeks for a better opportunity. Also could bribe younger brother to distract himself in return for the same favor later down the road. Aren't you old enough to run errands? Don't you have a job? Can you say you picked up an extra shift or was asked to stay late? What about her? Doing it while people are in the house is risky. You probably are going to knock over the toilet bowl lid. And "staying" in the bedroom/bathroom for 20 minutes would be weird. Just wait for a better chance.
Cameron Sanders
You should have her crawl outside the bathroom instead of you going in. You don't want people to hear you banging. Also, it would be hotter to do it outside between the gates.
Hudson Foster
>talking for a few days >some kissing >wants sex already
maybe just stop watching porn and have a fun game night and get to know her
Hudson Johnson
what fucking games do you plan on playing?
Easton Howard
Just take her into the basement then bone her there. If there is no basement fuck her at a friends house. May have to give in to a 3some with friend at their house.
Jaxson Davis
I wanna see these nudes. Dont listen to people telling you not to smash, just sad virgins. Doesnt matter how long you guys have been dating, if you're both feeling it, go ahead and fuck. Plan sounds okay, doesnt matter how long she stays in the bathroom and what the guests think, she can make up an excuse. Have fun.
Logan Nelson
That's a fine map from Thief: The Dark Project if I ever saw one.
Ayden Brooks
lol youre such a virgin not thinking abour the outcomes
Jaxson Reed
how do you have nudes if her parents are so strict? they are monitoring her texts
Asher Wright
She's using Google voice duh. Bro have you heard of snapchat?
New plan. Pretend you are a home invader, tie everyone up and boom you gucci.
Isaiah Long
Sneak a shit ton of laxatives in her brother's food or drink, while he's stuck in the bathroom fuck her. Since you're a virgin, you're going to blow your load with in 5 minutes anyways.
Far less risks
Alexander Wood
won't they see you through the sliding glass door?
Ayden Reyes
you need to add a couple of resistors there
Owen Phillips
Yeah that does sound hot.
Yeah thats what Im thinking.
Thanks
I am thats why im so careful. Idk when ill get another opportunity
We use discord. I have the dyno bot to purge the channels after each chat.
Im using the glass door in the master and going round the front. The blinds to the front windows will be closed as its dark outside by that time
Noah Morales
Yes those are windows.
Luis Thompson
sounds good plan to me
what if she says no though friend
I lost my virginity at 14 lmao
Camden Bailey
kek
Joseph Morris
are you mexican jesus christ nigger
Zachary Young
do it in the kitchen
Lucas Nguyen
dubs demand it OP
Andrew Myers
Seconded, bitch.
Oliver Lewis
fairly sure you were just attempting to roll
Grayson Jenkins
No she wants it more than me. Ive been doing push pull and teasing her. Shes ready to jump my bones. I lost mine at 18. She lost hers at 14. This is the last pic im dropping till i see a brainstorm
Aaron Ward
You're 22, do what you want.
Zachary Rivera
OP will you post a thread when done
if so when
Joseph Morris
good man
Dominic Young
Yeah if only it were that simple. Once I get independent again that wont be an issue.
Josiah Turner
I'm confused...you're 22, she's 20 and dates have to be chaperoned? What the living fuck?
Hudson Taylor
Yeah cuz im gonna snap some pics of me inside her. Idk when. Prolly late tomorrow night after everyone leaves
David Long
lurking
Carter Sanders
Religion, coupled with not being independent at the moment. Quite a restrictive lifestyle.
Levi Powell
I'm screencapping this thread
Matthew Anderson
Damn, I'm sorry
Dylan Johnson
It is what it is and let me tell you, the rush you get from doing something forbidden and sneaking around is a thrill like no other Ive had.
Wyatt Torres
Please OP.
Thomas Sanders
I have to give it you OP, this thread eliminated any thoughts of cheating since it put into perspective how free I am. Thanks dood
Julian Gonzalez
OP what religion is it?
Robert Bennett
I get that, I mean I got that thrill running around trying to find places to have sex when I was a teenager. Just never had anything like that after I turned 18...was an adult and could do whatever the fuck I wanted at that point.
Jaxson Jones
the bathroom will probably be loud climbing into and will be a small awkward window. you're likely to break something or knock something over and make a lot of noise.
Jayden Bell
Well thats good. Glad my situation can help others lol
Jeremiah Howard
Why not reverse the plan and have her climb out the bathroom window, and join you in the bedroom. Fuck on parents bed
Anthony Lee
Dude... you're 22 and she's 20.
I get that your parents are religious and you don't want to make waves, but you need to confront this like adults.
Take her on a date and fuck her. Go to a hotel.
Ian Taylor
Some questions OP, How big is your wiener? Fav film? Fav band? Fav food? Fav animated series? Fav youtuber? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? Is she furry or shaved? Opinion on the India Pakistani conflict? Opinion on Trump? Opinion on the Israel Palestine conflict? Difference between living and living existing?
Levi Edwards
Consider going to a church and trying to start a forbidden relationship there. Unless its not your thing.
Nah I used to sneak out that window as a kid all the time. That how I can up with the plan. My only problem was needing a step outside the window. Now with me having time to plan I can put the stepping ladder there.
Brandon Reyes
I was in the same situation as you. We fucked in a car. I said I was going to the store and she said she was walking the dog. Since then we have fucked anywhere imaginable.
Caleb Jones
Do it in church.
Brayden Gray
Also maybe I should add your plan sounds perfect but maybe add music to the party going on inside so no one will hear you in the bathroom.
Jeremiah Young
I would. Its her parents tho. They have to know where shes at all the time and she has to drag her brother around. Im not going to trust that 15 yo shit with even a wiff of this shit.
6 or so inches, thicc
None.
None.
Burger and fries or a torta from a taco truck.
None.
An Alternative Hypothesis.
Shaved.
Shaved.
They are the same people split by religion and politics. Sad.
Trump is a roller coaster. Does some good stuff but acts like a jewish puppet the next but on average hes positive.
I dont care about it.
Uuuhhhh.. not sure I understand.
Charles Morgan
Here's the plan. >Disinvite friends from church >In their place, invite regular friends >She comes over with her brother >Chill and play games for a bit >Take her aside, and tell her you're gonna fuck, meet you in your parents' room >Get in there and start fucking >Have friends bring brother in after a couple minutes >Hold him down and make him watch as you pound his sister in every hole >Finish up on his face >Tell him you're going to fuck her as often as you like, and if he even THINKS about breathing a word of it to anyone, even Jesus himself, they're going to find his headless body in a ditch >Smack him with your pecker for good measure. >Clean up, go back to gaming. There. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Samuel Williams
I have before.
Thank you.
Jose Smith
nigga what story
Logan Cox
I'd try to manufacture some sort of excuse that requires her to take a shower rather than just go to the bathroom and then go with the original plan.
Easton Barnes
>trump mostly positive yea sounds like you were raised in a super protective religous household
Daniel Ward
I was but my parents didnt like trump. It was only after I convinced them to.
Gabriel Sanchez
I had a gf back in highschool. She was the one i was first active with so just hand jobs and stuff. We dry humped in the back hall of the church i was going ti at the time. I still hadnt had vaginal sex so still a virgin? Idk.
Carson Thompson
Yes, vaginal sex is what makes you not a virgin anymore
Luke Perez
>convinced someone to like trump yea it sounds like they are super religious and restrictive
serious question: do you think christian people are stupider than the average person? how do they continue to believe in something so diligently that isnt really supported by our modern day beliefs? ever watch the debate between bill nye and the christian scientist guy? shit was ridiculous.
Carson Jenkins
idk but i just recently started going to college, and the amount of christian people is waaaaaaay smaller than the uneducated hick town i grew up in
Thomas James
Well.. im not here to debate that. Im just here to get some guidance on getting my dick wet. I had some better nudes too but the thread is devolving so fuck it.
Blake Sanders
we gave you some good advice, want better nudes
Austin Hernandez
its all good mane
here my idea: parents are leaving right? really make any excuse, say you need to get snacks or some shit, drive her to the store. say your searching for some board game, then fuck her quickly in the closet. it really doesnt matter i mean if its only the youth group and her brother around, then it shouldnt be that big of a deal
Carter Ortiz
Hey user - could you please give us your address, and mark on the sketch where any jewellery, or other items of value, may be located? You know, for science....
Nathan Flores
Have you tried big black cock?
Brayden Williams
Or you could always follow those commandment things your parents are really into and honor them by not fucking some skank out of wedlock in their bathroom. Just sayin
Ian Johnson
The first idea in this is perfect if you have a car. Say you're going to get a certain snack or drinks or something then just do it in the car.
Joseph Brown
I'm glad this thread is still goin
Noah Long
master bedroom has no t&b? for real?
Ian Flores
Just asked my gf who was is the same boat a few years back and she said that in the car is the best way to go.
Nathaniel Barnes
This is pretty hot. i hope for your sake her face is the same
Joseph Sanders
dump da nudes bb
Christopher Rivera
2 of those were me, one I replied to myself, and I'm definitely not OP.
But I might have nudes of an ex if anyone's interested