Ok heres the background. Im 22, shes 20. Both still living at home. Go to same church. Parents super religious

Ok heres the background. Im 22, shes 20. Both still living at home. Go to same church. Parents super religious.

Im having a game night at my house. My parents are leaving and she as well as some if the youth group are coming over.

Here is the plan: Have her go use the restroom. Fake a call coming in and say I have to take it. Go to mom and dads room to answer it. Close and lock door. Exit via sliding glass door and go around the front of the house to the gate by my window. Here I have unlocked that gate so I can get in, placed a stepping ladder under the bathroom window, removed the screen, and cracked it just a bit so I can open it. From there I climb in and fuck her in the bathroom.

She has to bring her brother so her coming early isnt an option. Also dont give me "wtf ur 18 dood do what you want". This is the scenario. See if you can give me a better plan or if this one is good enough.

Ive included a layout of my house for reference. I will share nudes if you guys come up with something good.

why dont you 2 just fucking say youre going to a move on a date and then either fuck in your car, play in the theater or get a hotel for 3 hours. jesus christ man. bad plan, post sex face/happiness is very easily spotable not to mention you will both reek of sex and cum and be sweaty

are you both virgins?

why not just marry her and wait until the wedding night fr sex?

Thats what we should do.

All dates have to be chaperoned. I can leave my house as I please but her parents are stricter than mine. Also that post sex glow crossed my mind too.

No

Wait a minute... you have to enter a bedroom to have access to the bathroom? Where the fuck do you live, user?

all dates chaperoned? how are you not virgins? just both go out "shopping" and meet up for a quickie

a lot of master bedrooms have master bathrooms connected ya poor bastard

how long have you been dating? is her brother religious? is he older and stronger than you?

what games are you even playing? how to worship god more?

the devil is watching you young man.

love, mom.

p.s. im telling your dad

Well, of course master bedrooms have bathrooms, which are for the users of said bedroom, the right thing to do is to have another bathroom exclusively for guests, which is usually close to the entrance, and not inside a fucking bedroom you retard.

Hes religious, younger and taller but Id manhandle him hes a twig. Ive only been talking to her a few days. We hung out at another youth function and were touching and kissing on the downlow and now im pushing for the next step.

Because shes on lock down. Her brother has to be with her all the time. Her parents are super strict.

Love you mom.


Heres a preview faggots

Its not inside the bed room you ninny. Theres a hall that has 2 beds and a bath connected. Fuck

Oh i see where i fucked up. Place the bathroom door down the hall a bit. Not in the bedroom

Well then you're a fucking retard at drawing because that's not what the drawing shows.

You've only been dating 3 days? Wait a few weeks for a better opportunity. Also could bribe younger brother to distract himself in return for the same favor later down the road. Aren't you old enough to run errands? Don't you have a job? Can you say you picked up an extra shift or was asked to stay late? What about her? Doing it while people are in the house is risky. You probably are going to knock over the toilet bowl lid. And "staying" in the bedroom/bathroom for 20 minutes would be weird. Just wait for a better chance.

You should have her crawl outside the bathroom instead of you going in. You don't want people to hear you banging. Also, it would be hotter to do it outside between the gates.

>talking for a few days
>some kissing
>wants sex already

maybe just stop watching porn and have a fun game night and get to know her

what fucking games do you plan on playing?

Just take her into the basement then bone her there. If there is no basement fuck her at a friends house. May have to give in to a 3some with friend at their house.

I wanna see these nudes. Dont listen to people telling you not to smash, just sad virgins. Doesnt matter how long you guys have been dating, if you're both feeling it, go ahead and fuck. Plan sounds okay, doesnt matter how long she stays in the bathroom and what the guests think, she can make up an excuse. Have fun.

That's a fine map from Thief: The Dark Project if I ever saw one.

lol youre such a virgin not thinking abour the outcomes

how do you have nudes if her parents are so strict? they are monitoring her texts

She's using Google voice duh. Bro have you heard of snapchat?

New plan. Pretend you are a home invader, tie everyone up and boom you gucci.

Sneak a shit ton of laxatives in her brother's food or drink, while he's stuck in the bathroom fuck her. Since you're a virgin, you're going to blow your load with in 5 minutes anyways.

Far less risks

won't they see you through the sliding glass door?

you need to add a couple of resistors there

Yeah that does sound hot.

Yeah thats what Im thinking.

Thanks

I am thats why im so careful. Idk when ill get another opportunity

We use discord. I have the dyno bot to purge the channels after each chat.

Im using the glass door in the master and going round the front. The blinds to the front windows will be closed as its dark outside by that time

Yes those are windows.

sounds good plan to me

what if she says no though friend

I lost my virginity at 14 lmao

kek

are you mexican jesus christ nigger

do it in the kitchen

dubs demand it OP

Seconded, bitch.

fairly sure you were just attempting to roll

No she wants it more than me. Ive been doing push pull and teasing her. Shes ready to jump my bones. I lost mine at 18. She lost hers at 14. This is the last pic im dropping till i see a brainstorm

You're 22, do what you want.

OP will you post a thread when done

if so when

good man

Yeah if only it were that simple. Once I get independent again that wont be an issue.

I'm confused...you're 22, she's 20 and dates have to be chaperoned? What the living fuck?

Yeah cuz im gonna snap some pics of me inside her. Idk when. Prolly late tomorrow night after everyone leaves

lurking

Religion, coupled with not being independent at the moment. Quite a restrictive lifestyle.

I'm screencapping this thread

Damn, I'm sorry

It is what it is and let me tell you, the rush you get from doing something forbidden and sneaking around is a thrill like no other Ive had.

Please OP.

I have to give it you OP, this thread eliminated any thoughts of cheating since it put into perspective how free I am.
Thanks dood

OP what religion is it?

I get that, I mean I got that thrill running around trying to find places to have sex when I was a teenager. Just never had anything like that after I turned 18...was an adult and could do whatever the fuck I wanted at that point.

the bathroom will probably be loud climbing into and will be a small awkward window. you're likely to break something or knock something over and make a lot of noise.

Well thats good. Glad my situation can help others lol

Why not reverse the plan and have her climb out the bathroom window, and join you in the bedroom. Fuck on parents bed

Dude... you're 22 and she's 20.

I get that your parents are religious and you don't want to make waves, but you need to confront this like adults.

Take her on a date and fuck her. Go to a hotel.

Some questions OP, How big is your wiener? Fav film? Fav band? Fav food? Fav animated series? Fav youtuber? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? Is she furry or shaved? Opinion on the India Pakistani conflict? Opinion on Trump? Opinion on the Israel Palestine conflict? Difference between living and living existing?

Consider going to a church and trying to start a forbidden relationship there. Unless its not your thing.

Nah I used to sneak out that window as a kid all the time. That how I can up with the plan. My only problem was needing a step outside the window. Now with me having time to plan I can put the stepping ladder there.

I was in the same situation as you. We fucked in a car. I said I was going to the store and she said she was walking the dog. Since then we have fucked anywhere imaginable.

Do it in church.

Also maybe I should add your plan sounds perfect but maybe add music to the party going on inside so no one will hear you in the bathroom.

I would. Its her parents tho. They have to know where shes at all the time and she has to drag her brother around. Im not going to trust that 15 yo shit with even a wiff of this shit.

6 or so inches, thicc

None.

None.

Burger and fries or a torta from a taco truck.

None.

An Alternative Hypothesis.

Shaved.

Shaved.

They are the same people split by religion and politics. Sad.

Trump is a roller coaster. Does some good stuff but acts like a jewish puppet the next but on average hes positive.

I dont care about it.

Uuuhhhh.. not sure I understand.

Here's the plan.
>Disinvite friends from church
>In their place, invite regular friends
>She comes over with her brother
>Chill and play games for a bit
>Take her aside, and tell her you're gonna fuck, meet you in your parents' room
>Get in there and start fucking
>Have friends bring brother in after a couple minutes
>Hold him down and make him watch as you pound his sister in every hole
>Finish up on his face
>Tell him you're going to fuck her as often as you like, and if he even THINKS about breathing a word of it to anyone, even Jesus himself, they're going to find his headless body in a ditch
>Smack him with your pecker for good measure.
>Clean up, go back to gaming.
There. Problem solved. You're welcome.

I have before.

Thank you.

nigga what
story

I'd try to manufacture some sort of excuse that requires her to take a shower rather than just go to the bathroom and then go with the original plan.

>trump mostly positive
yea sounds like you were raised in a super protective religous household

I was but my parents didnt like trump. It was only after I convinced them to.

I had a gf back in highschool. She was the one i was first active with so just hand jobs and stuff. We dry humped in the back hall of the church i was going ti at the time. I still hadnt had vaginal sex so still a virgin? Idk.

Yes, vaginal sex is what makes you not a virgin anymore

>convinced someone to like trump
yea it sounds like they are super religious and restrictive

serious question:
do you think christian people are stupider than the average person? how do they continue to believe in something so diligently that isnt really supported by our modern day beliefs?
ever watch the debate between bill nye and the christian scientist guy? shit was ridiculous.

idk but i just recently started going to college, and the amount of christian people is waaaaaaay smaller than the uneducated hick town i grew up in

Well.. im not here to debate that. Im just here to get some guidance on getting my dick wet. I had some better nudes too but the thread is devolving so fuck it.

we gave you some good advice, want better nudes

its all good mane

here my idea:
parents are leaving right? really make any excuse, say you need to get snacks or some shit, drive her to the store.
say your searching for some board game, then fuck her quickly in the closet. it really doesnt matter
i mean if its only the youth group and her brother around, then it shouldnt be that big of a deal

Hey user - could you please give us your address, and mark on the sketch where any jewellery, or other items of value, may be located? You know, for science....

Have you tried big black cock?

Or you could always follow those commandment things your parents are really into and honor them by not fucking some skank out of wedlock in their bathroom. Just sayin

The first idea in this is perfect if you have a car. Say you're going to get a certain snack or drinks or something then just do it in the car.

I'm glad this thread is still goin

master bedroom has no t&b? for real?

Just asked my gf who was is the same boat a few years back and she said that in the car is the best way to go.

This is pretty hot. i hope for your sake her face is the same

dump da nudes bb

2 of those were me, one I replied to myself, and I'm definitely not OP.

But I might have nudes of an ex if anyone's interested

You're having her leave the kitchen?

You are no longer my child.