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Put a spray can in my ass.

I've been with 2 trannies, took it up the ass from one with a 10" cock, swallowed cum from the other.

I've also posted on Sup Forums. You decide what's gayer

Bought a few toys to play with my ass and swapped pics with a few guys during sexting/role playing

FUCKED A BLOKE.
CHECKMATE.

just pegging with my gf

got spitroasted by 2 dudes. was pretty hot tbh. i didnt think i'd like it but i really did... sensory overload though.

Y'all are a bunch of faggots.

And you are the only one who is missing out on the bisexual fun. Must suck to be you.

And? Water is wet.

Things are things.

Had my ass vibed and dildoed by my gf while i was dressed in stockings and high heels. is that gay? pic unrelated

I FUCKED A BLOKE. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?

ALSO I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH.

fapped to Banana Twink
If you dont know what that is, lurk moar.

it's gay to the extent that you resembled a woman doing sexy stuff with another woman, which is literally gay

checked

Are we supposed to be upset about you typing that or something? Kek.

Went over to a guys house to have sex, he'd called four of his friends over without tell me. I was in a cute short skirt and belly shirt, thigh highs and I had done my makeup and was wearing a wig.
When he answered the door he told me to "roll with it" and when we walked into his front room he introduced me as his girlfriend "Erica." We hung out, watched some sitcom for awhile and then he asked me to check something out in his room.
We got there he closed the door and told me to suck his dick or he'll expose all my pics of me dressed up on FB.
I did, went full ham on his dick. First time I'd deep throated. His dick wasn't that big, but it was thick.
He texted his friends to come in when I thought he was taking pics of me. I'm on mobile.
And interest in the rest when I get home?

I suppose that is pretty gay

Well, I got fucked *by* a bloke.

Touchdown.

yeah sure

*looks at pic*

i like dicks and pussies. problem? :P

did the rest of them all get a turn? please say yes.

I've done some pretty gay stuff. Gayest would probably be when I met a guy off CL casual encounters and sucked his cock outside in public.

Dont staet this

Wet is what you would use to describe the feeling of water, not what it is. Things become wet after it’s been “touched” by water not while it is being “touched”. Water makes things wet but it is not wet itself. I get when you say “water is wet” but your not stating something, you’re just describing water.

What ages were you all?

And this is what it looks like to "overanalyze" something.

Almost home.
Don't ruin the ending.
I was 22ish. They we're all a few years older I think? At least the dude i hooked up with in purpose was 27.

make sure you share the pics

Let a bloke suck me off but i didn't find him that attractive so i didn't reciprocate

In my teens i use to sqeeze my balls to look like a brain and trick my friends into seeing it then i would call them a pole smoker and kick them.

Actually went to highschool with pic related and tried to fuck it, but I was to afraid to be openly gay so I just stopped

Think of how much money you'd have by now if you had gone through with it.

ik and it's killing me inside

Losing my virginity to and taking it from my boyfriend. Not gay tho.

HIGHLY DOUBT A HORMONE PUFFED SHEMALE WOULD HAVE 10" YOU DUMB FUCK. A REAL 10" COCK WOULD HOSPITALIZE YOU.

My lady stuck her finger in my ass while she fucked my cock with her throat, enjoyed every second.

at real young age hooked up with a guy i met on adult friend finder. definitely 20 years older than me. he had me wear his daughters underwear as he fucked me. later it would progress to him and a friend of his spitroasting me in her clothes as well

I'm currently riding a wooden baseball bat that i cut in half, it stretched me out a little but i like it. Not sure if it's gay tho.

I've sucked two friends dicks til they've come in my mouth (separate times), multiple times with one of them.

I've stolen girls panties when I'm at their house and try to wear them, but they're too small, so I bought a couple of my own and wear them.

When a few of my best friends talk to me, I jerk off while they're talking to me.

At sleepovers, I put my hand on their dicks and try to move their hands onto mine.

I still prefer pussy tho.

No you don't

bro i get hard when I wear girl's clothes but I cant stand the sight of a dick. idk wtf this means

You think he would've let you put it in his butt? Was he down to fuck?

sucked tranny dick while fisting her squirter girlfriend

When I was 8, I sucked off a 40 year old man.

I was pretty young when I started sucking Craigslist guys' dicks.

sauce

>Two opposite sexes doing sex things
>literally gay
ok.

if you're lurking Uniform user I'm still down to make a tinychat and talk, otherwise thanks for your stories and this wonderful webm

I think he was, but we were hanging out with 2 completely different groups of people and I was to much of a pussy to say to my manly friends that I wanted to fuck this twink

Suck guys off and still do it from time to time. Once had two guys literally lined up on the street in their cars. Sucked one and got right into the next car. Also, neighbor face fucked me in the parking area of the apartment.

Guy from Grindr came over. We played dress up in slutty clothes and I sucked him as he fingered me.

Sucked off a guy from CL

I read this thread to the end

And where are those guys now?

googled Sup Forums

I once tried to have a baby with my love to find i am a xx/xy chimeria.
So any sex i have is gay, but also as straight as possible.

*Sterile sobbing in distance*

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i wore stockings and panties under my jeans to go to a known cruising place. it was weird but i was worried-er about being caught using women's clothes than being caught sucking a dick in public

I masturbated and came into my mouth themed fleshlight then made out with it.

Is that gay?

it means you need a mouth like mine

sucked a dick once

bad news user
>there's more

I've done some gay shit will not greentext but do you want to hear about it

How exactly would he have money for fucking some dude in the ass that only a few people on a Malaysian finger puppet board know?

I don't talk to them anymore, they were a bunch of sports nerds and I barely watched sports

Your mom

But real people make it gay which i why i asked. I don't want to be gay.

go for it user

Sucked off two guys, not at the same time, got fucked by one of them.

when i was in 2nd and 3rd grade i used to pretend fuck with my friends while on field trips. we used to hump eachother fully clothed. i dont know why, i think it was something we found funny because the entire time we were laughing. we never actually talked about it.

Actually sucked a dick like 5 days ago. Not bad but nothing special either.

Should I let him fuck me?

i sucked off a black kid in boy scouts
>>greentext?

Not gay if you have a mouth to suck you. I do it all the time when guys look at their porn.

>One time I sucked 6 in a row
>One time I sucked 6 dirty dicks in a row
>One time I got my kicks with Joe and I sucked his dick and 5 of his friends in a row.

Beautiful poem

Don't call rap poetry, you queer
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>teens
>in boy scouts
>spending time in summer camp
>no porn
>very little privacy
>by end of first week I'm dying
>sneak out late as fuck to the pool locker room
>completely empty
>drop pants and boxers
>close eyes
>start fapping on bench
>super paranoid and hard to focus
>open eyes and grunt with frustration
>another scout my age is standing there watching
>i try to get my pants
>he says don't stop
>i look down
>he's pitching a tent
>hormones going crazy need to fap killer
>"I'll help you if you help me" he says
>i nod stuck to the bench
>he gets on his knees and starts licking my cock
>can't even think straight he sucks on the head
>i get light headed
>my body tenses as i cum in his mouth
>shaking, cock still throbbing he forces me over the bench
>cold hands grip my ass hard as he slides his cock between my cheeks
>harder faster
>precum slicks his path
>i clench my cheeks for him
>angles change
>he goes to thrust
>tip moves down and he spears my virgin ass
>can't scream
>it hurts in such a great way
>he cums inside me

When i was younger, from age 8 or 16, i went to summer camp. I had gone to the same one since i was in fourth grade, had sucked off/been sucked off by a guy there when i was probably 9 years old but nothing else happened like that until i was 13 or 14. I wasn't into guys or thinking about doing anything sexual that summer, but in retrospect i was acting kinda gay (wearing only underwear in the bunk, spooning/physical contact, playing truth or dare, general gayness that ensues from living with a dozen other dudes for a few weeks). This all happened in the last week, when we were getting too comfortable with each other. There was this one kid, james, and we would spoon. Not really in a gay way, it was just comfortable. One night we were spooning and i noticed his hand moving south, his pinky just touching the tip of my now erect cock. i repositioned and his hand would move up again but he would just move it back down slowly. I didn't say anything or leave cause i was really horny, being at the beginning of puberty, and had only recently started maturating/being able to come. There were bunk beds in the bunk, and this happened on his bed, which happened to be above mine. Eventually i did leave his bed and go back down to mine, which had a sheet draped over it so it was really dark inside and people couldn't see in (that would be convenient later). Later that night, when a lot if people were in bed, i stood on the ladder talking to him. I don't remember the context, but in a joking way i threatened to make his asshole red and drippy (kind of a weird thing to say, i was/am a little autistic) and he, completely seriously, said "God i would love that" I just stood there confused, and he started to stroke my face and said "you really don't know what to think, do you?" I had already known he was bi, but now it became obvious he really meant it unlike most of the people i knew who were "bi".
>continue?

stfu faggot

please continue

Not gay at all.

I wore a blindfold once during s&m foreplay. That didn't make me a blind person.

Photos please

(side note, this is the first time i have ever told anyone this, so excuse the sloppy writing, im pretty nervous) Later that night, still awake, i hear something hit the ground next to my bed, obviously thrown from james' bed. I pick it up, it's a piece of paper and written in pen on it is "can i suck your dick?" At this point i'm still trying to wrap my head around it, so i badly draw a cow on it and hand it back up (pretty autistic). I hear nothing more from him the rest of the night, which i now regret because it meant one less night of dick sucking. The next day, neither of us speak of it. But that night, he comes to my bed, concealing sheet still up, both of us in boxers, him being the big spoon. He does the same thing he did the other night, i'm instantly solid, but this time i just accept it. I expect him to just stop and not go further, but he then puts his whole hand on my dick and starts jacking me off over my boxers. This goes on foe about ten seconds before i turn around and look at him. He immediately takes his hand away, but being as horny as i was i said "i didn't say to stop." He keeps going for 30 seconds, and then i pass the point of no return by reaching back and grabbing his also erect cock through his boxers.
>cont?

of course, write it all

Please cont ^^^

bisexual master race

Thats so gay

Don't even start this debate

Just a tad bit

Fucked myself with a dildo. It felt great but it didn't feel very good on my anus so i had to stop after a minute. Kinda sucks cause i put plenty of lube.

I tried other times and it never felt like that again, the anal discomfort stayed though. It goes in really easily everytime. Maybe i need one of those curved dildos that hit the gspot and some silicon lube?

sucked a random guy I met on grindr off
he left
sucked another random guy i met on grindr
he then fucked me in the ass

all in like 2 hours

very, very homosexual evening

i regret everything.

take a week off. curved dildos/cocks are the greatest. Get one with suction cups and stick it to the wall and ride that thing until you quiver.

glad to see people are enjoying the story.
Mutual over-pants jerking eventually progresses to mutual direct jerking (we were both circumcised so it wasn't too great pleasure wise, but the concept of someone else touching your dick and the raging hormones amplified what little pleasure there was. Another side note, i had a 6-7 incher and he had maybe a 4 inch, but it was very thick). No further exploration happened that night except for awkward dry jerking off and dick rubbing. The next night, however, was a lot more interesting. Again, nothing at all during the day came up about this event. That night, in his bed, the usual dry jerking happened, now with us lying on our backs. Suddenly he asks, "i know this is weird, but would you be OK sucking me off?"

sucked dick in vr

...

Let a dude blow me and jack me till I came.
Is that gay?
I also fucked a lab dog once and nutted inside his juicy anos.
I am literally ShitLOrd

>i badly draw a cow on it and hand it back up
lol what the fuck