> it's your birthday
> you've spent the whole day being spoilt by this 12 year old girl
> At the end of the day she leads you to this room and lays down like this
> she says: "hey user... thank you so much for letting me spoil you on your birthday, I've had so much fun with you. But now we're alone together I have one last gift. I know you wanted to do this for a long time so I'll let you..."
wtf do you do, Sup Forums??
Tell her to do her homework and drive home
Gear up for my future in prison should I get caught; and take full advantage of the once in a lifetime gist being offered by what I'm hoping will be my future wife.
weirdo
Is this FBI
> underage little faggot detected
why the hell is a twelve year old spoiling me? I have a job and a girlfriend
Turn 180 degrees and walk away.
Not worth the risk.
I look her in the eye, take her gently by the hand, and lead her to my box of Pokémon cards so we can play a few rounds.
Yes but do u have a 12 year old girl spoiling you?
Nice try, fbi
Typical Sup Forums response kek
Typical sjw moralfag from reddit response
>Turn 180 degrees and walk away.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Say 'No thanks Christopher Wray.'
STRIKE HER DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
no I have a girl whos legal and looks 14 spoiling me, its good enough
>so I'll let you...
destroy you? Sure,
>14
Too mature smh
I would lick her armpits and feet
cum in bum
Say thank you and play wii together
And then leave
>sjw moralfag from reddit
No, I just happen to have first hand experience with what happens when you start thinking about diddling underage girls, and believe me when I say, it's not worth the risk. Not by a long shot.
I tell this dumb bitch that the candles are gonna burn through the carpet if she doesn't piss them out
Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.
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