How do I make my ass look bigger in photos?

How do I make my ass look bigger in photos?

you get aids

Show us your penis.

You bend over. Or push out. Post results.

gym

And how do I get AIDS?

Post more photos so we have a better reference

Ok but don't share this

Cock or gtfo

You're not my dad

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squats faggot

Wide angle lens as close as you can focus with background out of range. This will distort depth and make your ass look like you drink a 3 liter Shasta six times a day

You can try squatting on my 6inch cock

U got it bb

jesus christ

fucking traps

I'm not even a trap, just dumping my troll pics

Show dat ass?

i got you family

I made it bigger you're welcome

Not bad
Can you do something about my neck meat?

I am now graphically enhancing all images posted of people in this thread,
Let me smoke a bowl and I'll get to it.

wait nigger thats a 150x150 thumbnaiil I cant do shit to that

You're my favorite user of all time