/clairo/

Long live our khaleesi

dont you have anything better to do s/t

yaasss

get out u lesbo :P

i want to ______ clairo

what do you think her feet smell like?

Tbf no

inb4 she stops doing music and switches her moniker and suddenly starts doing, i dont know, photography or some artsy shit. as is the nature of aimless rich white girls.

Imagine how easy it must be to be a young cute girl. my shitty bandcamp project could get more than 200 listeners.

holy shit what a qt

jees talk about overrated

this slag is 5/10

you would kill for 1 night with her dude.

she has nice skin

fuck you scum, take that back

Yeah I'd kill to fuck her because she's not good at much else probably

she's pure

i-i-is that an oregon duck hat?

repping my school nice.

therefore this gives me right to claim her.

Hat looks black with orange foot
Should be green with yellow foot

who is that?

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Fuck smell nigga. I just wanna know what they look like so I can move on with my life. If they aren't cute I won't have to listen to her shitty music.

she's dumb but she's cute and makes cool musique ok?

She should stop making music and you faggots should stop posting her

her music is great she might save indie

Stupid and vain, like s/t.
Still funny that s/t covering half of her face in a pic doesn't hide her spaced apart eyes.

Clairo, first of her name, the pure
Queen of the anglos and the Sup Forums
Khaleesi and waifu of s/t

pornography more likely

Who do you think is responsible for her viral marketing? It's hardly just the fans aka sad men and tumblr teenage girls.

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there's no way this many people find her attractive. either it's her or s/t pretending to be random people, this board is full of desperate 15/16 year old boys, or this is some huge joke that i'm not aware of

Elbows too pointy? Lmao seriously what are you trying to prove
No one is going to believe that you get better looking girls so STFU

>either it's her
One likely possibility.
>this board is full of desperate 15/16 year old boys
One truth.

>clairo will never invite you to her dorm
>You will never be watching a movie with her when she complains of a back pain
>You will never have have her face down on her stomach
>You will never be crouched over her with both your legs on her side
>You will never slowly go lower and lower...
>You will never slyly start to unbutton her blue jeans all the while she remains quiet
>You will never slowly slide down her pants revealing her pure white panties
>You will never make sweet love to clairo

s/t you must leave Sup Forums and /bleep/ and don't ever come back until you realize what an absolute embarrassment of a human being you are

she's so average it's baffling. why do you people worship her?

i want to eat clairo out
i dont even care if she's a marxist

Have you read the description of her song "Pretty Girl"?
>the reason I made this music video was to actually help myself. on the day i made this, my hair was greasy, my skin was bad, i had nothing to wear, and i didn't want to leave bed. i had just woken up in this video and you can definitely tell (lol) i felt really ugly but realized that it's perfectly okay to feel that way/have those types of days. the song is about a relationship i had where i felt I needed to be the perfect girl for another person.. whether that's wearing makeup, doing my hair, wearing things they like, or even changing the way i speak/WHEN i speak. so, i felt that the only way i could make this video was to have a lot of fun looking disgusting and not caring at all ! it's okay to have flaws and it's okay to embrace them and it's okay to be silly and stupid. you all might already know this, but i'm happy that i know this now
It's the most blatant pandering to tumblr girls and sad men.

Once you have forgotten
Your affection for the human race
Reduce yourself to zero
And you'll fall into place.

It's a great message you need a little positivity in your life.

s/t smoke dmt

What's wrong with that, concretely?

HOLY SHIT

I would instacum desu

she's like a solid 6/10, people only like her because she's a "cool indie tumblr girl" and she's decent looking but not attractive enough to be out of there leagues
I say 15/16 year olds because anyone above that age should be able to see through her facade and realize how fake and insecure she is
>No one is going to believe that you get better looking girls so STFU
I do and it's not that hard to believe, you can go anywhere and see tons of girls that are more attractive than her

well i can't get a girl better looking than her and she has a cool personality what's wrong with that

Wrong

>What's wrong with that, concretely?
For presumably your plan, nothing at all. It's working.

I have but it all it gave me are fractals. Lsd made me more misanthropic though made me feel like all humans are no better than rats scurrying around for nothing

Truly the Hitchens of our days, isn't she?

nothing, it's just boring, inoffensive, and pandering, like her music.

lol ok so it's option 2, desperate 15/16 year old boys
>everything about this is just so.. authentic.
it's ironic because it's the exact opposite of authentic

femanons are so jealous of clairo lol

t. 18 year old

if you can't see how fake and pandering this is then you have some growing up to do

>people dont think she's an industry plant

It's not pandering if it's a good message no matter if it's boring or cliche

>what's wrong with that
nothing and that's fine that you're attracted to her, she's not ugly or bad looking by any means
>cool personality
I think she doesn't have a personality or at least has trouble finding any sense of identity so she has to latch onto this idea of a tumblr indie sadgirl to compensate for her insecurities
i'm assuming you're a few years younger than me and, at the risk of sounding patronizing, this is just something you grow to realize as you get older
that's why this type of girl doesn't really exist past like the early 20's, the whole shtick of being an indie girl or being a goth girl or whatever is rooted in insecurities that people typically grow out of once their brains start to mature and they start to develop a sense of identity and purpose

>Muh armchair psychology
Lovin
Every
Laugh

sex

this is shit your fucking parents teach you when you're a child. it's fucking common sense. what she forgets to also teach is that you still need to fucking work at improving yourself, which is the part her audience didn't want to hear from their parents. i'd let it slide if she was a good artist or at least hot but she's nothing. boring.

uh ok nice response

she looks like she'd be 4 ft irl

Isn't it interesting how you don't dare respond to actual criticism, but the posts you do reply to are "muh (insert a favorite buzzword here)"?

>Talks about her own personal appearance
>You need to work on improving yourself
Yes if you work hard and try! your! best! You can become a class 2 body Morpher.
Lmao also no one is obliged to work on themselves or anything else for that matter just by virtue of being born, as if you had a choice.

you fucking idiot there is a lot you can do to improve greasy hair and bad skin, which are the only two things she talks about as blemishes on her physical appearance. btw you can stay a fucking loser, doesn't make you any less of a loser.

Yes that's what she talks about specifically but thats not the general message stupid.

so explain why people shouldn't work towards improving things that they CAN change

That's not what she's trying to say though of course if you can change something that makes you uncomfortable, or whatever the case may be, you should if you choose to but at the moment even temporary problems like acne and such cannot be changed immediately and you shouldn't feel ashamed of not fitting into tropes

>you shouldn't feel ashamed of not fitting into tropes
Isn't it ironic that she or perhaps you for all we know, fits exactly there?

oh, hi. superior waifu here, just dropping by.

>shouldn't feel ashamed of not fitting into tropes
but she's like the most cliche, trope-y, basic, stereotypical girl ever lmao

no it's just she's a cute girl who never had to actually try hard. just like poppy, watching her in interviews makes me cringe so hard. She literally is the definition of having no personality. Clairo is probably the same way.

jesus fuck stop arguing and dump pics already
thats all this thread is good for anyway

secretly burger?

here have a clairo pic

Ffs I love her sm

She should try to smile shed look prettier

omg

She was spotted with Lil Peep on Friday

is s/t clairo?

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You could take me to an art museum and show me any sweaty white girl and tell me it's her and I'd believe you

I wish I could make music people like just like her

pretty girl is such a simple song but I love it

What? I hope you're not saying her music is special. (It's not)

Hate to break it to you guys but Clairo is a meme thot.

Music doesn't have to be "special" to be good. Some times the most common chord progressions are the best

Yeah but people like it. Whenever I try my hardest at a piece of art like a game or drawing or music no one seems to like it at all unless they are my friends or family. So if anything she is way more special than anything I make or will ever make.

It sucks though. I say "special" in the context of quality.
People only like it because there's a cute but attainable face attached to it. Become attractive and people will listen to you.

What would you do, Sup Forums?

Yell at her because I will never be able to express myself and get work I care about to many people like she did. I will never be on her level and she is the same age as me.

>But don't forget, we have the chat logs

niice

Fucking gross. There is no way this girl is older than 12. Degenerate pedophiles.

She basically just started college

So she's going to be 50 dicks deep by the end of the year. Nice waifu you goyim have.

Not all college girls are like that.

this tweet and her music killed it for me

she's 19
and she's pure

Lmao why do you think shes pure.

She like nigger rap and is a brockhampton stan. Why do any of you liker her?