Roll for your fate on the battlefield

Roll for your fate on the battlefield...

0 your skull is caved in by a warhammer
1 you are stabbed through the heart with a spear
2 you get beheaded by a longsword
3 you lose the battle and are taken prisoner
4 you lose the battle but escape on river raft
5 you marginally win the battle but take an arrow to the knee
6 you win the battle but lose all of your closest friends and have to bury their bodies
7 you win the battle and celebrate at the nearest tavern with much ale
8 you lead a small force to victory and are promoted
9-10 reroll, the battle continues

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Gods I was strong then...

They don't tell you how they all shit themselves...

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God save my soul, and let my body stand till the end.
ROLL

By Grabthor’s hammer

KEK, destroyed

where is your imaginary sky daddy now faggot?

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It's *GrabthAr

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I wanna die like the badass i never will be

Fing beheaded. Argh

FOR HEIRONEOUS

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Rollerino

Fighting for Olidammara!