Do you guys cum on your own hand or a papel towel?

Do you guys cum on your own hand or a papel towel?
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i cum on the wall and smear it in, the rest is on my hand i guess?

Papal Towel

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i cum on your mom's eyeball

I'll usually have a paper plate around, so on that. Then I'll have a box of tissues or a roll of toilet paper to wipe off my dick. Don't get my hands messy and don't have to worry about aiming into a paper towel and just let it fly.

I shoot the cum onto my stomach, then wipe it off.

Sock

neither my loads won't withstand any of them
>hand
disgusting
>papel tower
load either bounces off or massively drips out

i have an old box of half eaten triscuits on the side of my bed i shoot into. The crackers have turned to mush from the liquid. It smells so fucking rancid

I cum in my wifes pussy

Garbage can, where it belongs when a dumpster isn't taking care of it for me. Then usually wherever and let them clean it up.

Shower, try it.

That's so gay, fag

my balls reak so bad

Who is 'them?'

I cum wherever. Worrying about where my semen goes during orgasm is distracting.

Don't you end up clogging your drain?

Warm water makes cum get hard

Right in the vagina. Every time.

jk hand

"Them" is the dumpster taking care of me. I have a couple of favourites at the local rub-n-tugs.

Jesus

I try to aim for the clit but I end up hitting my dog everytime

Wipes

Hold the ammo and make my cock smell good

Gotcha, read it too quick.

Dubs get

i cum in my belly button then lick it all out.

that's a rare pepe

lost....
...shamefully

on the table

I cum out of my dick.

What kind of retarded newfag cums on themselves? Sage underage virgins. Banned and reported.

I'm 10 and I don't know where to cum so I asked

It doesn't matter what you are, KYS.

I hold it in with my foreskin, then walk to a toilet and let it drip out
Being uncut is fucking great