>Be me >22 years old, straight, male, into ass play > Kept it a close guarded secret that I like performing anal play on myself >I've had dildos for years, literal years, stored away and no one has ever found them >Was able to event keep it from my girlfriend who was living with me and my parents >We move in together think I have to give it up >I throw them all away >Few months later start to get the urge again >Order a new one online gets delivered to a vacant home and pick it up >Comes in an inconspicuous box, brown 4 inches by 15 inches >Hide it in boxes in our guest closet in my old trading cards >3am start going to town
Now for context the dildo I ordered was fucking massive, I mean the biggest one I've ever ordered
>She knocks on the door >"user let me in" >Wtf what is she doing up at 3am >Get my clothes back on she's getting impatient >Oh fuck oh shit fuck shit fuck >hide everything under a towel next to my computer desk >Unlock the door and she comes in >immediately notices the forearm length box on the floor next to the closet door >"What does this go to?" >"Some cards I was looking through" >"oh okay... well come to bed" >"S-sure, I'll be there soon" >She wakes up earlier than me and goes through the closet until she found the box >Told me she's fine with it but things I'm secretly gay now
How the fuck do I get out of this situation?
Jose Ward
You don't Stage your death, get a new identity
Josiah Lopez
OP is a fag confirmed
Ian Russell
I'm gay I get it. It's hard for some people to accept who they are.
Luke Gutierrez
You tard you could've said you ordered it to spice up the relationship also you are indeed bisexual
Kevin James
ass play doesn't make you gay
What do you think of your sexuality? That's the important question. It's a self-definition.
Noah Stewart
See I had the same thought, but men aren't attractive to me, and the thought of fucking a dude is unappealing
Thomas Jenkins
Try ordering a strap-on and see if she'll go for it. If she's actually into it, buy an engagement ring next
Justin Green
I have had her finger my ass once, didn't really like it. I think it's something I'm more comfortable on my own.
Jacob Jones
I like ass play and I've had my wife peg me. It's no thing at all now for her to pull out a dong and work my ass. Makes me cum buckets.
I also aren't attracted to dudes. They kill my boner.
Some people think the ass play makes you gay but I say you define you.
Cooper Sullivan
I mean first of all you set some boundaries about privacy. If you remove the context of the thread, she really shouldn't have been rifling through your things, especially since she did it purposefully while you where asleep. Secondly you should play the trust card, that she probably has secrets from you, and you from her, and you weren't ready to talk about some of yours yet, and she forced you to, She violated the trust in your relationship not only physically (as above) but emotionally.
Go buy a locker, put everything of yours in it, Playing cards, money, keys, photos, everything of value to you. (But don't put your toys in it, leave those in a box somewhere else) Keep it locked and keep it as a reminder to her that she violated your trust.
Chase Sanders
She said she thought I was cheating on her or some shit, but I do see your point.
Problem is I have no dirt on her, none. But I also don't really give a shit if other people found out either I mean I saw my stepdad watching a video of him and my mom having a threesome so no shame on my game.
Tyler Myers
Faggot.
Kevin Johnson
This is the 'I want my relationship to be contentious' path. Honesty and openness feel far better.
Eli Stewart
>this
she shouldn't have been just rifling though your stuff in the first place, ex once just picked up my phone, started going through all my facebook messages and asking me about them. And I didn't have anything to hide but it still really pissed me off
Zachary Hughes
Just explain that you are into ass play, it's as simple as that. If she acts weird explain that fear of judgement and being ostracized is what made you keep it a secret in the first place.
Connor Stewart
>She said she thought I was cheating on her Women will always find a way to make you the bad guy. My mom was reading my mail be cause she was "worried about" me. Don't know how to counter it, if you object at all you're typical male being angry and unreasonable.
Adrian Price
Same, except I'm a 25y/o virgin with no girlfriend and people thought I was gay before I started putting things in my anus.
There is literally nothing homosexual about being attracted to feminine penises, shoving things in your anus or admiring muscular men.
Or just act cool. Who gives a fuck.
Pretty sure that's some kind of abuse, careful with that shit, you don't need it.
Charles Cooper
>this
the thought of naked guys or dudes fucking eachother without me even having to be involved at all disgusts me
turned on by women, turned completely off by dudes
>fellas, is it gay?
Ethan Anderson
How a dude fucking you? Is that also unappealing?
Brayden Lopez
i liked this greentext also my name is noah
Chase Anderson
A lot of women do this instinctively, It's partly just because their interested in you (And what you do) and partly because for women 'your stuff is their stuff'. It's why setting boundaries with women is important, not only with young women, but adult women who have gotten away with this shit in the past.
>She said she thought I was cheating on her This is the same as blacks pulling the race card, or cops pulling the 'smell weed in your car' excuse. She can't rifle through all your stuff on a whim, then pull the old 'I was worried' to justify it, see It completely undermines any and all trust in the relationship, and confidence in the person. You should be double weary, in most cases when a person is paranoid about being cheated on, it's because they have cheated on you, It's a self projection on the relationship.
So say you cheated on her, and she forgave you but put a tracking app on your phone. It's like this but: She cheated, and demanding you put a tracking app on your phone balances out the cheating in her mind.
Jason Thomas
just fucking say it was for her and you wanted to keep it a secret and you wanted to open it to see if it was the right one