You have 5 seconds to explain why you dont have a gf

you have 5 seconds to explain why you dont have a gf

cuz i dont know how to talk to girls duh

I like my money and freedom more.

Last one broke my heart, had the chance a few times but was too scared to put myself out there again. Still fucked up.

because im too insecure she will cheat.

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Because she was a stealing, lying, crazy whore

i hate my life

I do though. She's a wholesome, beautiful girl. And I'm corrupting her into my dirty whore

I do, and its pretty nice tbh. Only hard part is shits expensive.

I do.
>tfw finally met one that loves sex more than I do

Don't need one they are only good for dumping my cum inside of them and breeding. I can get both without having a gf or all the bs that comes with it

I may have just found out that I have herpes

I have a bf

Probably cause i'm an unfunny prick

Because I got issues man. Bad issues.

I'm 28, never had a girlfriend

Pussy isnt worth the headache OP

Fucking nothing on earth worse than a guy that doesn't know he isn't funny and keeps trying to be.

I have a wife

lazy, unemployed, know very few single girls that id even consider dating

>got dumped bad like 4 years ago
>decided to work on myself
>devolpted vitiligo on bottom of penis shaft
>now just too insecure to attempt w/ girls

>anti social
>no social media
>commitment
>vidya

What is that?
Did you lose penis?

Because I have a wife.

Having a gf is a total waste of time
You dont need one and stop acting like its a must have
Woman burrow their way into your life, fuck your shit up and leave when they feel they can do better or have used you up for what you have. Woman are poison and men need to stop idolizing them for what they arent

I would have to say combo of ugly skinny and pretty fuckin stupid

No women wants a skinny pale white dude living below the poverty line just drunk driving motorcycles and listening to old heavy metal records all day

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you know when you see this folks with like weird white patches on their face? That's vitiligo. OP is just a pussy, no girl would care.

I have neither the time, resources, nor ability to get one.

bahahaahaha

15 years ago, I decided that I'll die in 2019. That's why.

Honestly, kid.

I'm still hung up on the ideal version of a girl i didn't even date almost 8 years ago, plus i'm too self-conciouss to think anyone would ever want someone as flawed as me.

feels good

phimosis, just half the tip gets out.
so i tend to block myself from relationships.

married. but i wish i had one anyway. even just an online one. i miss the excitement.

Thots are useless and illogical

Awww. Good for you bro :’))

I am the gf

Busy with school + don't expect much out of people

Because i got a fiance

I'm not interested.

school first

4.5 inches. I've got nothing to give

Insecurities and being afraid of confident people

I’m not gay

Married. GF would really make my wife pissy and hard to live with.

i have low self esteem and whenever i get close to someone i seem to lose the sense of safety that i once had therefore causing me to be depressed and then endlessly null and void of any emotion nor joy i feel like nobody cares about me unless i get told by them everyday

married twice, failed many relationships, got tired of women and their drama, they worth just for sex, better to pay for it when you need it

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