Pray for Mike

Pray for Mike.

God I can't believe he had a car accident. Poor bastard probably tried to drink and drive.

I hope he's doing ok. Rich started crying on stream

wha happen? did mike "fall off a ladder" again?

Car accident? I checked the subreddit and their twitter. Where are you geting this information from?

>he doesn't get all his RLM news from unsubstantiated rumors on Sup Forums

back you must go

Pray for April.

Has Spoony tweeted again?

I'm from Milwaukee

stoklasa lives matter

Is Mike an alcoholic?

How can abyone be this gullible?

Guys Mike is fine, he didn'y have an accident. OP is pulling shit out of his ass. Notice how the first three posts in this thread are all written the same way.
Nobody writes "I can't belive he had a car accident"

Is that real?

fraid so user

What do people write?

>the dynamic wasn't that i really expected
oh oh

wtf I hate re:View now

is this about the one time they almost came to blows discussing the blair witch and escape from ny

>make fun of guy for believing anything written here, esp related to RLM
>use super obvious fake image in post
>get asked if it's real

No

time to address the elephant in the room
what's this guy's problem?

didn't really bother to watch those. what happened?

turboautists on a congolese fingerpuppet appreciation forum overanalyze his every mannerism

He's Canadian

Jay tried to have his own opinion

i see

Jay made Mike look retarded. Especially on the escape from ny one.

I used to not like him but every time they do a zoom in and he's fazed out it's just too fucking funny

I pray that Mike loses weight so he can be my husbando.

> not liking him just the way he is
You don't deserve mike

I want him skinny but with a little belly fat so it looks like he's pregnant and beginning to show.

>we will never get qt mike back

He is a qt, you faggots just don't see the charm in his overweight alcoholic body

He was a real cutie patootie

He is a cute. But would look better skinnier.

godamn

>*queue audience ohhhhhhhhhhhh*
>mike looks at the camera worried as screen fades to black with "to be continued"

jack got a DUI last night

Mike had two fingers amputated after the car accident

Rich was arrested yesterday for soliciting prostitution.

It ain't about the money.

Nothing. They simply disagreed like normal people instead of autistic people like every person that comes to Sup Forums.

I can vouch for these. Also Jesse got pregnant with wizards baby last year. That's why wizard was banned from botw for several eps.

Rich is really getting annoying on the Pre:Rec streams. He's such a cynical nostalgiafag. And he won't shut up about Thief.

Pray for him.

>still watching Pre-Rec if Jay isn't there
I always thought AIDS would be the one who would make me stop watching, but in the end it was Rich. He's grating as hell.

Although AIDS' fake laughter and incessant need to fill any and all dead air doesn't help either.

:RLM on suicidewatch.post:

Where did jessi go? I've heard from a friend who's an insider said Mike had caused jessi a miscarriage in his drunken rage. It's not news among the group that mike tends to get violent when he's really drunk. Jessi is still coping with the loss of her daughter and is not showing up on camera.

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Mike is my dad, AMA
(source: my dad works at RLM)

did he ever finger you in the butt?

There's thin Mike and there's fat Mike but mostly fat

sorry my son just went to the bathroom so I'll take this one
yes I did

- Mike

Mike - Hes the leader of the bunch. You know him well. Hes finally back, to release a Plinkett review. His dead pan humour, can hire in spurts, if he makes you laugh, it's gonna hurt. He's bigger, fatter, and stronger too. He's the first member of the RLM crew.

Rich - This guy's got style, so listen up dudes, he can laugh on command, to suit the mood. Hes quick and nimble when he needs to be, he can stream a video game, or watch people climb up trees, if you choose him, youll not choose wrong, with a groan and a oh my gawd, he's one tough RLM

Jack - He has no style. He has no grace. This RLM has a funny face. He can over extended histay laugh, when he needs too or stretch his legs after a stream, just for you. Inflate his gut, just like a balloon. This crazy RLM just digs this tune.

Jay - Back again, and about time too and this time. He's in the mood. He can commentate really good with a movie on, with his beer out, he's after you. He'll make you smile when he appears on Previously Recorded, and shit posters beware CUZ he's after you.

Beard fat - Finally. He's here for you. It's the last member of the RLM crew. This guy is so unfunny, it isn't funny, he'll make the shitposters cry out for mommy, ruin a video with relative ease, make enjoying RLM seem not such a breeze, he may move slow, he can't quip high, but this RLM, is one hell of a guy.

Never got the hate for wizard when they have aidsmoby of all people around

This was probably a lot funnier in your head.

>not knowing the hottest new pasta

You faggot.

For real though. Pre rec really made me appreciate Jack and start to hate rich more and more. All he does is bitch about questions the viewers ask or on topics jack and jay talk about. Such a whiny cunt who is probably only funny sometimes in botw because they edit in the few funny things he says in the hours of discussion.

Is pre-rec any good? I tried an episode once and couldn't stand hearing them discuss vidya.

>He can over extended histay laugh, when he needs too or stretch his legs after a stream, just for you.
>He can commentate really good with a movie on, with his beer out, he's after you. He'll make you smile when he appears on Previously Recorded, and shit posters beware CUZ he's after you.

Could be Ted Mosby's cooler older bro

...

jack's lame but occasionally amusing

wizard seems like an overly sensitive faggot and has never said anything funny ever

kys

Welcome to your first day on Sup Forums.

I've been here since before you were born kiddo

shouldve checked patreon ya goof

Anyone else get an evite to Mikes kids baptism? I'm bringing a waffle iron

Is Mike okay?

far from it

you know who's great? jack. jack is great.

yes i agree. jack is terriffic. very talented.

Drugs

This is a crisis. The chancellor must be granted emergency powers.

how? we've lost all communications

After watching some of Previously Recorded episodes and live Twitch streams, I found Jack is actually likable.

get fucked jack

fuck off beardfat jack runs this shit

LEL

he's really great. i like him.

>people find wizard annoying
>mfw everybodu has forgotten how painfuly bad Max Landis was
>yet Mike wants him back so he can get some fugg

>tv is one person

Max was cool, a bright spark of energy

Youre not, youre dull and borish

Max Landis is really entertaining
and they probably spitroas this fag each time he come to their shitty studio

Truth.

Fuck Mike for unleashing the full Rich Evans on us.

The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.

the next BOTW has been delayed by a few weeks, apparently Jay caught the zika virus and he's undergoing treatment

>Mike leaving RLM

But...Mike *is* RLM. Who would believe that?

this. 70% of it is just cringeworthy and actually pretty boring as well.

garrett gilchrist here, ask me anything

>halloween BOTW will have Jack drunk as fuck beign a contrarian to Jay

dis gun b good

drunk Jack is best Jack, should be good

I always thought this guy would make for a cool sith lord, I'm glad he got a comfy government job when the empire took over.

What are the names of Jack's children again?

I wish Mike got drunk during reviews more often. Ghostbusters might be my favorite episode

Adolf, Benito and Vladimir I believe

It was water m8

Myson, Byson and Tryson

You mean Jack's wife's children?

i love this guy, he's so fucking weird. he's an x factor. you never know what he's gonna do

Post ideal BOTW panel

Jack is the fucking bull you low level cuck

Talk like that again and he'll shut you up with his coke can Donkey Dick

Jim is great, he doesn't have a specific shtick like Jack that gets annoying, he's just an alien presence that could do anything. Or nothing. Typically nothing.