Honestly, how does a guy get a girlfriend ?
Should you just act like an asshole/jerk ?
Should you just get buff (at least ottermode) to help improve the chance of her being attracted to you ?
Lastly, I heard you have to be kind to her then treat her like shit then be kind again etc, so she doesn't lose interest (I'm not 100% sure if this is true).
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Just stop giving a fuck. Just be your fucking self and stop giving a fuck. Period. Fucking little bitch cunt.
...Oh and don't be ugly.
Focus more on demeanor and self-esteem, and less on looks. At the end of the day, anyone can matepress a thot as long as they find you confident, which makes them wonder about your life situation, which makes them try to picture them included in your seemingly comfortable and stable life.
Don't listen to this bitch advice. His girlfriend probably doesn't model and he likely works at KFC. The only answer is stop giving a fuck. Just trust me.
You don't need tactics, you don't need to do anything difficult. Just stop giving a fuck and don't be ugly.
>get gf
>sneak in through her window to hide from grandma
>secks but no nuts were busted
>get comfy at 4 am and fall asleep
>get woken up at 5:30
>sneak back out the window in freezing weather and go home
Tinder a lot and calm down
It's just economics.
Are you fat and/or ugly? There are tons like you.
Are you an asshole? A dime a dozen.
Are you nice and willing to do everything for her? Also worthless.
You get the idea.
Main tips: 1) improve yourself in as many ways as possible to your liking
2) be original.
3) don't be willing to give her everything always
Pls give examples of "not giving a fuck". I already don't try and that isn't working.
Not giving a fuck is stupid advice.
It's impossible to not give a fuck by definition of wanting something. You want a girlfriend, so you'll always give at least a small fuck... i.e fucks given >= 0.
If you like some faggy shit like video games then just like video games and talk about them to girls like you don't give a fuck. You like shitty weird music, cool, own it.
It really doesn't matter, it's the easiest shit in the world and it blows my god damned mind how people have trouble with this. I'm not exceptionally good looking, I'm average probably and I've landed some hot fucking pussy. Some of them draw me pictures of the shit I talk about.
I talk about computers and shit like I truly do not give a single fuck if they like it (cause I truly don't) and the fucking love it. Bitches are so easy it's ridiculous.
this.
Be confident
Ah I see what you mean. Not giving a fuck means not valuing the girl's opinion of you. I agree. You give a person power when you value their opinion.
On the same note, OP shouldn't care about positive opinions either because they lead to the same place.
First you find the girl you like... Then, club her over the head when she's not looking and drag her into your van... tie her up and take her home... she'll be yours forever, easy Sup Forumsro
females are human just like you, they're all different and all like different things. Assuming its some mysterious puzzle getting a girlfriend is the reason you cant get one.
Getting a chick like the pic in OP is not easy... Fucking a chick like that for a while is doable and not that hard, but being a year or longer relationship with chicks that look like that is constant work... dudes are hitting on them daily and they usually love the attention... I dated a really hot blonde for quite a long time in my late teens/early 20's and I basically had to beat people away with a stick and keep her on a fuckin leash... so goddamn sexy though... nothing better but tons of work... like driving a fuckin lambo - not cheap and pain in the ass but hey you're driving a fuckin lambo
We should all just be apathetic. Allowing yourself to care leads to emotion, and emotion can be used to control us.
You can value their opinion if you want to... You really aren't getting this.
Not giving a fuck is impossible by definition. Every living thing cares to some extent about something.
It's true but women enjoy seeing emotions. Certain ones. They should never be shown sadness nor any kind of weakness though. They find it disgusting when a man shows those feelings.
IRL oldfag here...most of the advice here is shit.
Just be yourself, and talk to as many girls as possible. The problem that many guys create for themselves is that they're so worried about their "game" and not fucking up that they tend to do nothing at all. This doesn't work in sales and it sure as hell doesn't help men find women,
You can't know what someone is like unless you talk to them, so don't expect women to home in on you psychically - that's the road to loneliness. Tinder, school, work, Taco Bell...doesn't matter - at least make eye contact and say "hi" to women. Do this enough and you'll find someone that will be interested enough to take the next step, and then the next step, and so on.
Bottom line: get out there and do something. Posting here for tips and techniques isn't going to help you in the long run; only action is going to get you anywhere.
Not in this world, I can tell you as much
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Step one: be attractive.
its exactly economics.
economics involves supply and demand. however it also involves oppportunity, and opportunity cost.
if you want to gamify it, you need to be in contact with women for your benefits to be visible.
i.e. you can give as few fucks as you want, together with being in the best shape of your life, with lots of hobbies and money. you will still never get a girlfriend.
to get a girlfriend you need to be able to display these traits and benefits in social scenarios with multiple women.
this means having a lot of contact with women in a friendly and unforced situation.
i.e. NOT in bars, trying to hit on women obviously. NOT approaching strangers all the time.
but being part of a social community where you can display your individuality, dominance or whatever benefits you have.
so being in a college group, an orchestra, a gym, is OK but unless you are surrounded by friends and therefore building trust, you're fucked.
gather a large group of friends. for the hobbies you have, utilise them in public. join the pottery club and go out for drinks. make friends with men and women alike, single and attached.
once you have a decent social circle going, you can bounce into other social circles, hit on women etc from within that.
Act confident. If you don't trust yourself then why would she trust you ?
Yes. This is true and a perfect match with the economics bit. There's also the marketing aspect :D
to which I'd add; be different.
i never got as much pussy as when I lived in england (be scottish).
>yes, I was thin. yes, I had money. yes, I was in a big group of friends. yes, I am a 7-8/10.
but i've been all those things up here in scotland and had dry patches that lasted YEARS.
being scottish in england made me not unique, but certainly made me stand out.
>if your life sucks and you are young, I would seriously recommend moving.
>3) don't be willing to give her everything always
This is a great tip.
Women measure their partner in five different parameters. Just to simplify, let's make an overview in the form of capital.
Economic capital
>property (do you own a house or a car?)
>eagerness to spend (do you on a regular basis buy new clothes or buy shit for your friends in public?)
>do you, in general terms, have taste?
Social capital
>are you funny/witty?
>are you not a complete fuckhead?
>do you take responsibility?
Bodily capital
>do you look like someone who takes care of your body?
>do you walk?
>do you have a face?
Now imagine maxing these types of capital as far as possible. You will easily land a gf.
You spit on her and she sticks!
Im stil a teen so i dont have mutch ecpirions but i can say from the last two girl that liked me was that they came to like me becus i was my self an became friends, som time after you becom fruends an you are just binging your self than maby they wil start to like you.
Ps: sorry for my speling.
Trust me you don't want one
talk to them
if they have a bf you eventually find out and bl
first take them on a date
like food or lunch
or coffee!
progress from there, by somewhere around here, you have a number
good chat, interesting prospects for the future!
both of you!
move it forward,
try to break the physical barrier when appropriate, laughter, touching
alcohol can work
or similar activities (smoke weed man er day)
eventually kissing, its unique for each situation
after kiss, you have yourself a gf
try to mutually better one another
run the course of the relationship
ends when it ends
...or does it?
Just be a normal fucking human beeing and go out a lot with some good friends. Broaden your circle of friends and don't ignore woman when they are not 10/10.
If you are not absolutely retarded that is all you have to do. All you read here is completely retarded, non-bimbo woman dont want big dicks and dont wanna be treated badly. You dont have to be muscled like an animal etc. etc.
And get of off Sup Forums, this shit absolutely does not help to get you a girl, it just fucks your mind and you will die a lonely virgin.
yes
I had female friends and whenever I was single, they would try to hook me up with other girls.
>its economics
cracked.com
All the answers you seek are in that link.
It's like hockey. In order to score you need a lot of shots on goal. Most will miss, but the more times you try the more likely you are to get it in.
Lower your standards. It's really that fucking simple. The reason the vast majority of guys are like "WHY CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND" is because they are shooting 4+ points above themselves.
Your fat autistic ass isn't going to get some QT3.14; you're going to get some fat gutter slut.
OPs picture is something that 99% of Sup Forums wont ever get so stop trying.
Once you ask a girl on a few dates or what ever just be yourself. If she likes you then she obviously likes who you are already. But here's a few tips to being a good partner.
Don't break promises, make her feel number one no matter what, don't be a slob take care of your health and looks, strive towards a career or advancing one, think of at least one or two date ideas a month and be quick to make decisions.
That's about it. Other than that just be cool, don't be an ass and do what you want. Girls like men who know what they want pretty much.
girlfriends find you dude
Dont respond straight away to every text. Act like you could take them or leave them. Be rude but ALSO be funny. Dont talk about how you are such a nice guy etc. Be a fucking man and dont be a teenage boy.
Also if you are not 10/10 looks wise then be either funny or sucsessfull.
Be rich. Invite her for coffee and good food to various cool and/or fancy places. Starting from a friendship meet for a coffee working your way up to dating. Get to know each other. Basically you start with being friendly, not by aiming straight for dating.
What’s up with you people constantly saying, “don’t be quick to make a call or text” or “wait x amount of days before messaging”. Who fucking cares? Just respond and be yourself, if she doesn’t want you for who you are, then too bad cause you can’t keep living a lie.
Consider that you may never have sex.
I am 38 and an unkissed male virgin.
It cripples me, and I hide socially because of it.
Thanks to the internet we today know how many "incels" there are, actually, and they are many (men).
If you cannot be truly or fake well irrationally overconfident or really handsome and rich, you will probably fail.
As I am a loser, I can only tell you how to not make it. I am a total realist, I must try to see the world and myself as clearly as possible.
This seems to be terrible for socialization:
People hate those who are not overconfident (in men).
Do not fall for the Disney-ideal they imprinted in you.
Love is nothing else but an evolutionary selection mechanism to exterminate inferior life, for inferior life is not loved. Love is actually a killing mechanism - only those who are able to fake or demonstrate superior genes succeed.
Also, as far as I can tell, sex and love work much like cars:
Almost nobody drives the sports car he wishes for, most people drive shitty economy cars, because the only options they have is shitty car or no car at all. So they compromise, and pay for the car they do not really want.
Same with sex and love, same with even your parents. If your mom and dad had been able to score better-quality partners, they would have, they were forced to settle with a compromise partner they did not really want, and you are the result.
dress well, good manners. Present yourself well, don't be lazy or overactive somewhere in the middle is good. And have your own sense of style and be happy and pray that a girl comes your way. use tinder etc and don't be a dead beat, its a lot easier to get a girlfriend than you think
This is sad to read, but I’m glad I just woke up with my GF.
>Honestly, how does a guy get a girlfriend ?
You'll have to come out of the basement.
A good relationship usually always comes after a good friendship. Be funny and nice and always yourself. Eventually you'll feel a connection with someone, and when you do don't ignore it. If they reject you once still be their friend and things might work out if you wait a little and try again. I actually rejected my bf the first time he asked me out and now we're in an amazing relationship. Baically just be yourself and don't force things. Best of luck user!!
user it seems like you've given up and as a defense mechanism have rejected the idea of love, and made it seem shallow. Just try and you may be able to find love. Maybe you're just asexual idk. Either way I wish you good luck wherever your life is headed.
Good analogy
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I do that all the time and it results in me being on Sup Forums all day
still no gf
What the fuck are you talking about?
First. Figure out who the fuck you are.
Second. Figure out what the fuck you want.
3rd. If done right, everything should fall into place
fake news
>rejected the idea of love, and made it seem shallow.
I think I now how love works.
It functions through idealization.
You idealize the loved partner.
This, however, never lasts. After weeks and a few months at most the love is gone. Suddenly people are bored, sexually and emotionally by their ex-loved one, suddenly others, new potential lovers seem much more exciting, and then a new cycle starts.
This is all.
It ends for women when they become less attractive, by age 30 or roughly that.
In men it depends more on looks and social status/money, which can afford the top men sexual access to young women for one or more decades after 30.
But most men only get low-quality women ever, or nothing.
And many men get nothing, they just are not seen socially, because they hide away. We seen only those who shine, who present themselves in public,socially.
The low-quality human dirt rots away, hidden from sight, slowly, painfully, until they die.
There is litteraly as much women than men, so plenty of choice. If the one you want don't show interest give up and seek another target.
If you're especially ugly or very annoying just settle for a fat one with no self-esteem because there is no advice we can give that will change a shitty drawn in the genetic lottery.
If you have a modicum of potential in attractiveness or charisma and don't want to settle with the ugly ones then work to improve yourself: do sports, try new hobbies... and masturbate instead of chasing the girl you want if you're not ready.
A girl is just like a dude without a cock that is designed by DNA and society to take more time than men to prep herself: don't put them on a pedestal. If you start to see them as less dude like just masturbate or watch some scat porn with fuglies and it will go away.
God speed.
op's picture does not even have an upper lip so I think you are just super ugly and have low standards. Sorry.
too bad the top men get all the women