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Hey! Hello everyone, welcome Who's Line is it Anyways: Sup Forums Edition, Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Today we'll be playing: Scenes from a hat.

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First, up, we'll go with a classic, things you can say to your dog, but not your wife.

Quit humping the neighbor's leg.

Who want's a nice bone? YOU DO!

10 points apiece. Alright, alright, slow day, slow day, next prompt: Things that would appear on Donald Trumps Browsing History.

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What does a President do?

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Treason Punishment

How many vacation days does the President get?

Is it incest, if she's a clone?

dumb bitch

Where is Korea?

How tall is 170 cm?

What countries don't have extradition?

R/ask politics

"Trump incest porn"
"Legality of presidential self pardon"
"Bronies"

Is Donald Trump more attractive than Vladmir Putin

Is Donald Trump more attractive than Kim Jong Un

Except she's Slovenian
>Soviet republic, not the same as Russian.

All great answers, the NSA will have qestions for you after the show; next scene is Weird things to remember after an orgasm.

lefty meltdown 2016 +pics
lefty meltdown 2017 +pics
lefty meltdown 2018 +pics

samefagging myself

my response stands from the first question

"How long was that condom in my wallet?"

Uncle's basement

OOOOOOOOO, fuck. Wait, your names Kimberly, right? You borrowed my favorite pen in second grade English. You never gave it back, you bitch.

What day am I getting my period next again?

How much is bitcoin worth right now?

I should probably cancel my wow subscription. Haven't played it in years.

Oh shit, I forgot you were a trap.

"oh shit, banana was the safe word wasn't it..."

Harambe

Wait, did they say no or yes?

My electric bill is 10 days late

kek

Wonder if Ryan Gosling fucks better than my boyfriend.

100 points apiece.

Next scene: Weird things to think of before dying.

What would happen if I tried to clone a cheeseburger?

Would I get 2?

I never learned how to squirt.

Could I get away with murdering a woman if I'm around screaming foxes?

What was he going to do with that spatula?

i fuckin love you OP

I hope nobody looks at my dick when im dead

Nah, it's just a black man. I shouldn't cross the street. That's racist.

the frog was right, the worshippers didn't understand it

Wonder what electricity tastes like

Your mother.

>jumps off bridge
I hope to fuck reincarnation isn't real.

This'll be the last shit I ever take

"My only regret it not eating more fried pickles with mayonnaise

I'm glad those 20 mentos I had earlier with 1L of coke didn't blow up my stomach.

All great answers, 1,000,000 points divided by 12 apiece.

Next scene is "Things food would say if it could speak as you prepare it."

"I'm only 11"

Imagine that!

do nurses wear hygiene cap if they want to keep their inbetween hair ?

"No no no no! Don't put that knife in my... AAAAAAAAAHHHH"

Let's fuck

Ala akbar

Spaghetti: If you break me, I'll summon AlCapone and you ain't gonna like it, you rat bastard.

You can kill me now, but I'll clog your arteries like a bastard in the long run.

What's that spinny thing right there ?

"God damn I love niggers. But I don't like chicken and waffles, which is what I'm becoming."
"Yes."

Cheetos: My button is redder, bigger than yours and it works!

member chewbacca again

i love to member chewbacca

"its about fuckin time jeremy. i mean i know you dont like carrots but ive been in the freezer for like 3 months. jesus, look at all of those mcdonalds bags in the trash. you disgust me".

Oh. OOOOOOH. Not there >///<
It's all ticklish!
NOT THERE.
F-fuck.
That's right.
Oh yeah that's right.
Knead me you stud.
Oh yea, give me your sauce
pour it all over me.
I like it messy, and the cheese.
Oh yeah, now for the meat, just slap it down on me.
Fuck, I'm ready, I'm so ready.
Fuck, wait.
Wait no.
No, that's hot.
It's too HOT.
FUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"Oh great, you're going to put me in a pan with HIM? No oil is hot enough to make this a quicker death"

Gah, al dente you philistine.

please don't drop me in the boiling water
- lobster

BEEF STEW

member when there weren't so many mexicans and marriage was just between a man and a woman

"Why not Both?"

That's right human, get me all hot and moist and f---ing eat me. Eat it all, and swallow!

Celery: Yeah, hello Karin. This is the 60'th time you've opened the door and I bet your fat ass still isn't going to eat me. Yeah, that's right you go for the- wait. Oh shit,

Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people, nor are they owed anything by rich people simply because of their lack of success. Charity is not a socialist concept - it is a religious one, an acknowledgment of God's sovereignty over property, a sovereignty the Left utterly rejects.

I look like a penis, but I taste better

She's peeling me fookin skin!

All average answers -200 points to all of you, you should be ashamed.

Next scene: Awkward things Darth Vader could have revealed before dying to Luke.

No, I am your nanny.

My penis is clubbed so badly that I had to use the Force to fuck your mother.

Luke, I know you want to fuck your sister

I farted but it's all in my mask!

That's not my lightsaber you're leaning on.

If you try to kill some kid, don't fail cause it'll fuck up real bad

your mother gave good head

I called you Luke cause it rhymes with puke.

I'm not actually your father. I'm just fucking with you.

Obi-wan did things to me as a child, you should be glad he died before he touched you too

If you find your hand and use it to jack off, it will feel like it's your sister's. Trust me.

>OP HERE: I'M GOING TO BED SO EITHER LET THE THREAD DIE OR SOMEONE TAKE OVER. G'NIGHT FAGS.

I left your mother for that sexy piece of meat Jar Jar.

Master Yoda has a tight pussy

he molested him and leia when they were toddlers