Gimme your fucked up sex stories

gimme your fucked up sex stories

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>be me
>go through entire life alone
>never have sex, lol

are you me? Brother!!

I fucked my best friends underage niece in their bathroom on boxing day about 4 years ago

Pretty sure he never forgave me which would explain why were not really close anymore

how much underage?

She was born in 99 and this was 2014, so 15

thanks, could you greentext please

I fucked 3 of my little sister's school friends because I had a car and they thought I was cool. Regret taking advantage because they were quite young.

>be me
>be having sex with high school girlfriend
>accidentally cum
>9 months later we have a kid
>10 years later we’re still married
I missed out so much in my high school years

how old?... you and them

>be me
>be friends with best friends niece
>we occasionally sext / talk about our sexual interests
>smoking hot
>huge tits
>she lives in florida, fuck
>I live in mass, fuck
>shes coming up for christmas, fuck yes
>we talk about fucking for weeks before
>shes a virgin, f u c k y e s
>I meet her for the first time
>even better in real life
>I sleep over
>best friend falls asleep
>I message her on fb
>we go downstairs to the closet bathroom
>we fuck
>we do anal like we talked about
>she finishes me off in her mouth
>fast forward a couple days
>girl and I go on a date
>ecotarium
>pretty cool place
>we get back to my best friends place
>I fuck her on my best friends bed
>we fall asleep

Me too, but dont care, gf is unpractical like old door in window hole, I see around me.

Are you at least happy and doing a job that pays the bills without sucking your soul out through your nose?

How well do you guys get along now?

I was 19. Two of them were 13, one 14

I work in a dirty factory moving coal from in place to another for 12 hours a day
Have you ever tried getting coal off your skin and clothes? It’s impossible.
We do pretty fine. Arguments every now and then, kid is alittle shit because I’m barely home and when I am I’m usually sleeping so he just gets spoiled 24/7

>be me currently
>20 year old virgin because i have no self esteem and anxiety/depression
that's it

>Have you ever tried getting coal off your skin and clothes? It’s impossible.
Nah not really, but I have worked with moving bales of tobacco that weighed around 154 lbs, out of big trucks.
My training consisted of getting a pair of gardening gloves, some metal hooks and being told "You use your body weight to get them moving and get out of the way before you get crushed".
I didn't end getting crushed, but one of my metal hooks did get pretzeled in my hand, I was lucky to have let go when I did.

Get a cognitive behavioral therapist, join a mindfulness meditation class, go to the gym regularly and join a social hobby user.

>be me
>fresh faced kid from kansas
>get a good job out of college in New Orleans
>pays very well compared to cost of living
>buy a condo in French quarter
> NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD I SEEN SUCH SIN
>one night doing coke with some college girls at my place after meeting them on Frenchman
> Tell them if they are going to do my blow the least they can do is blow me
>they both start making out with my dick in between
>suddenly in a moment of clarity one of the chicks apologizes and runs off crying cause she has a bf
>other girl is still into it
>I pop a couple of 100mg viagra
>we started fucking, decided fuck it, live Nola style
>I fuck her in the ass, whole time she is whining and complaining
>just shove more coke under her nose
>I cum deep in her ass, when I pull out though I had a shitty dick
>I walk her out to where her car was parked
>walking back to my place a dirty fucking homeless nigress crack head approached me with some sob story about needing money for a bus
>I offer her a 100 bucks to throat my dick in the alley
>she agrees
>the second I pull my dick out the scent of human shit pierces my nose, I fucking gag
>nigress starts to complain too
>I just shove it deep in her warm semitoothed mouth
>I start fucking her throat like Rocco Sifredi
>whole time she is wretch in from the taste of my shit dick
>she pukes while my dick is in her mouth, it just made me angry so I fucked her face harder
>till I blew my load right down her wretched throat
>she sat in a puddle of her vomit and gross bar dumpster juice waiting for me to pay her
>I did then on the way into my place I took a piss on a passed out tourist chick

God please forgive me. It wasn't me NOLA turned me into this monster

>God please forgive me. It wasn't me NOLA turned me into this monster
If god existed his reply would be "I gave you free will, not the town you live in. Own up to your own shit"

Oh I know friendo. Once I discovered coke it's all on me, and the countless slots willing to give it up on vacation for a few bumps and a local place to spend the night

I never got the appeal of coke, I tried it once.
Nothing happened for 20 minutes and then I had a splitting headache for the rest of the night.
I had to go home and whimper in my bed because the moonlight was too bright.

Same here. Monumental waste of fucking money imo.

The truth is its only slightly better than caffeine. But the more pure it also has a slight euphoria with it

Its not really that great, but living in a tourist trap town it gets out of town girls wet. I think it's more psychosomatic than anything else, like it's supposed to be fun and sexy cause that's what the media portrays.

But in honesty I'd rather do Adderall and smoke a joint and that's hundreds of times more effective. To produce a fun productive high

What did you miss out on?
Do you enjoy living in the past?

Well personally, if I wanna feel artificially fun and sexy, I'll do some MDMA crystals and smoke a joint.
I'm not into Speed/coke/adderal drugs.

>anxiety/depression
So does everyone you fucking victim, most people juat deal with it

rapist have fun in jail

U might think you deal with it, but i can tell you cant. Go fuck yourself

STORY NOW

>sex

Dude I almost puked.

>23 years old
>virgin, but had many close encounters of the beta kind
>quite a few girls voiced an attraction towards me
>I had always been just too chicken shit to do anything about it
>start masters degree
>meet many new people
>start to gain confidence, and generally stop to give a shit
>make lots of women friends
>inside I'm still a beta, but no one knows
>one girl (let's call her girl X) I hang out a lot with, we go on smoke breaks together
>she's just a friend
>we go on vacation together, me, her, her boyfriend, and a fourth girl who up until then I considered to be just a friend as well (let's call her girl Y)
>have an awesome time
>afterwards I get quite strong feelings for girl Y
>I never used to tell anyone how I feel about anybody, ever
>I decide, fuck it and tell girl X about it
>she's super excited, sees an opportunity to match-make
>organize a movie night at girl Y's place
>just me, girl X and girl Y
>smoke some weed
>girl X falls asleep
>we decide we'd better go to sleep as well
>girl X wakes up, and in a total wing-man move says she'd rather take the only mattress in the living room because she snores (which she doesn't)
>leaving the only place for me to sleep in girl Y's bed
>pillow talk, and she’s flirting with me
>I’m nervous as hell, so it looks like I’m unresponsive
>she asks if she should turn off the light
>I say something like ‘how else are we going to sleep’
>she turns it off
>on the inside I’m kicking myself in the head
>I turn the light back on, and I finally decide to tell her that I really, really like her
>she smiles and says she feels the same
>we kiss at first, and it escalates to me losing my virginity that night
>we're still together, five years later

nigger

this is now a cringe thread
>16 at the time
>madly in love with a girl in my class
>way, way out of my league
>amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile
>I usually sit right behind her
>her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous as fuck
>months of this go by
>me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction
>I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner
>girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down
>I say "h..hokay"
>she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair
>"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that"
>all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face
>she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in
>then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile
>the next day I complement her on her shirt
>she actually blushes a bit and says thanks
>do this a couple more times over the next few weeks
>one day her friend is sick, so she's alone
>math class
>she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together
>she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her
>she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee
>stare at my books the rest of the class
>a week later, her friend is back
>her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..."
>in total shock at this point, super happy inside
>what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay"
>it sounded super sarcastic
>her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face
>she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face
>literally never spoke to her again after that

She was my 16 yo ex gf's sister.

That's not a story, step up dude.

You sure its not unrelated. Pretty sure you tried to get your cat to suck your dick.