Guess why my tongue is blue and I post cock. (yes thats me in OP's pic)

Guess why my tongue is blue and I post cock. (yes thats me in OP's pic)

did you suck papa smurfs mighty cockadoodle?

No, but close.

you ate those cheetos that turn your tongue blue.

OP here, also wanted to add that my sister might see this post.

Think more towards beverage.

You ate a bubblegum ice lolly

You sucked avatar dick

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Can you even see your dick?

As fat as I am I can still see my dick.

No, but I wish I did.

You ate some billar chalk

blue lollipop

Don't even know what that is.

blue koolaid thing

you were being a faggot and that's your natural state.
>asking a question
>correcting people giving joke answers
>GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

Blue gatorade

trips of denail

No lolipops ran out 2 days ago.

Blue slurpee

Are you mad my brother?

All this fags who actually wanna see OP's dick is a tragedy

You blowed up Papa Smurf

Because you sucked Grimaces dick.

I moved away from 7 eleven

Croikry

Because your father put toothpaste on his asshole

>all this

these?

just post your dick fag

you're a Blueman groupie who blew the Bluemen

No, but think blue candy and drinks.

Where's the fun in that?

www.color-blindness.com/deuteranopia-red-green-color-blindness/

Blue fun dip

You eat one of them piece of candy called blue balls.
I forgot what the real name was but used to get them from ice cream truck back in the 80s

Raspberry Jell-O shots?

I haven't had blue fundip in years.

These digits of mercy say you mixed Baby Bottle Pop blue raspberry powder with water and drank it.

No.

Raspberry tounge painter lollypop and bubble gum soda

I'll make it easy, it's a drink.

paint

It's from an electric lemonade.

If only I could get high off of it.

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Blue Bubblegum Jones soda

Nope are you guys this bad?

blue slushie?

Raspberry Kool-Aid?

Alcoholic beverage my dude.

VK Blue?

It's not some obscure chick drink with its own unique name per bar like "raspberry sunrise" is it?

Curacao

No its a drink from a gas station.

Jolly Rancher ?

Blue WKD?

What country/state are you from?

Not candy.

There's a Jolly Rancher vodka drink

it's also a drink.

powerade

No.

And no.

gatorade?

Gatorade? Who drinks that in 2018?

eating smurf puss at a sixth halloween party

I do

that bublicious gum??

OP here I wanna post my half hard cock
So think alcoholic beverage.

That candy from a long time ago that made your tongue blue. Forgot the name.

Jesus fuck why would anyone want to see this repulsive subhuman's cock

Also blue airhead

Stay mad normie.

You all are wrong, OP delivers I'm tired of guessing.

hahaha super dopple KEK!!!

Not worth it.

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