Is it weird that this is what my dream boyfriend looks like?

is it weird that this is what my dream boyfriend looks like?

Or are you homofag?

homofag

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

heh you gay mate

>weird
no

>normal
also no...

It's not weird to be attracted to that, plenty of people are attracted to plenty of worse stuff. But you certainly didn't chose the commonly held ideal of beauty.

I'm 35, except his super young face that is def my body type

fucker be better protecting the iron islands

Your dream boyfriend lools ike the offspring of Morrissey and Ian Hislop.

he has big nipples and looks like he smells like cheese

No, it just means that you are insecure about your body and want to be the pretty one in the relationship
Dadbods :')

Everyone knows OP is fag...

An XXY male

Not everyone has to like lean bodies.

Congratulations. There's hundreds of perfect men here to fuck you if you give your info.

i think that's a man .... with a vagina

>i can't grow chesthair but this transitioning faggot can

More proof that body hair isn't manly at all.

he is actually a guy i know from real life. yeah he might not be to everyone's taste but i think the nipples and the stomach are really sexy, and he has a cute face with a bit of double chin. i often suggest that we go swimming together just so i can see his body

You like sad looking guys with a bit of the mantits and potbelly?
It's odd sure, but you'll probably make some guy happy with your preferences.

does he smell like cheesE??

and is conan obrien his father??

Wat

Is he straight?
If so you might be throwing your affections onto someone you know won't reciprocate it in order to feel attraction without the risk of rejection.

Not if you are an unattractive cow like you almost certainly are.

nah. to be honest he kinda smells like sweat/body odour a lot but i don't mind that much
no
nah, he is defos gay

>nah, he is defos gay
Why don't you lay on the flirtation and get into that guy then?
He looks like he'd love to have someone love him for being him.

yes, Caleb.

Looks like a beta cuck to me. If that's your thing then... game on?

I think its a 30 year old thats 4 months pregnant.

i super nervous, and on top of that i'm worried im too clingy/obsessive

Just go for it dude, if it doesn't work out, you can move on to the next cute potbelly ginger out there.
Staying in a limbo that goes nowhere is the definition of hell.
Show your attraction and let him decide whether you are too clingy/obsessive.

Yes, the dude is disgusting and I would love to see a lifestream of him slowly deteriorating under a wasting disease while everyone refuses to assist him at any step of the way.

Happy 2018.

what the fuck is wrong with you

...

There aren't enough ALS patients wasting away in front of me and that annoys me.

for the last time randy piss off

Come on man.
I gave you support here Do me the favor of saying you'll at least try to make you two a thing.