Femanon here

Femanon here.
I've sex for the first time like half year ago, and I niver came. Is fuckin normal? I mean, I fuck like once a day, so why it is so fuckin hard. I lose my fuckin oportunity to become a wizard for this shit, but I still without knoiwing how it's feel a fuckin orgasm.
inb4 i don't feel comfortable jerking off.

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Who's this semen demon?

The underage girl from wreck it ralph

Firstly, how long does it take you to come when you masturbate? Secondly, is that time longer than it takes whichever loser you're fucking to come himself? If the answer is yes, there's your solution.

Thirdly, you're not a femanon, you're a 24 year old virgin male NEET shitposting on Sup Forums instead of looking for a job like you should be. Fucking loser.

firstly.

this is the worst bait in the history of all bait
literally only reddut fags will believe an actual girl wrote that shitstain

secondly isnt it the most common fucking knowledge out there that women usually last around 10-15 min and men less? or am i just giving society too much fucking credit?

There are women who can't get off to vaginal stimulation, only clitoral. What this means is you or your partner need to play with your clit for you to come. Also, tits or leave Sup Forums forever.

Tits or gtfo

again this is common fucking knowledge
just delete this thread already you fucking tard

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Having sex is like riding a bicycle, you won't be good at it the first time.
Masturbate more to figure out what makes you cum and communicate those experiences to your partner.

TITS
OR
GTFO

First learn to speak proper English you inbred hick. 2nd post your tits then picture all the guys jerking to your tits next time you fuck. 3 get a guy who wants to please you not just bust his own nut

I hear a lot of people need a restraint around their neck to cum. Have you tried hanging yourself. You don't even have to cum really. Just hang yourself.

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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Truth

go for it OP

the rush of adrenaline and endorphins will stimulate you giving u the best orgasm of ur life

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Kek

Unfortunately I've got pussy, and I never came when masturbated 'cause I've done it a few times, and never more of like 10 minutes, I always thought it was a waste of time.

But I could have sex like for half an hour and still without came.

Everybody knows that, but I can't fuckin came, are you brainlet or what? if I never tried that I wouldn't be here asking you, fuckin retard

Thank you

>Is fuckin normal?
No, you are broken and defective. Get a new one.

If you really are a femanon post your list with time stamp, you don't have to show your face or anything, no one will know, but why would we give you real advice if we think your some fat fucking guy sitting in his moms basement

try someone that is actually attractive then?
also what is this nonsense about hating masturbation?

maybe its due to you having no experience whatsoever with urself u fucking manlet

Yes can make to the sex.
Orgasm is happen.

Tried a couple of times, it feels good man you're right I've to do that more often.

You're not gonna be able to enjoy sex until you manage to make yourself cum.
You're essentially here asking how to drive a car without any practice or theory lessons.

Now you're on the right track kiddo ;)

I'd Wreck it, Ralph.

Now help me.

B-But I really tried jerking off! I just don't get horny.

>Unfortunately I've got pussy,

This isn't proof.

Even if you are really a femanon, I'm going to bet you're an ugly as fuck hambeast and that's why you can't find anything to fuck other than a useless omega male who is unable to satisfy you.

firstly. there is a reason why timestamps are the only fundamental proof systems we have here

having a picture of some tits matter little without confirmation that it is indeed belonging to OP

furthermore

find something that makes you fucking horny then

set up the mood, be alone, find some fucking porn

lesbian, gay, straight, furry, horse porn, scat porn, nigger porn, gore porn (might require vpn) food porn, and much more. anal/oral/nostril who cares
find some big smooth object like a fucking squash or eggplant and ram it up whatever hole you feel like
this isnt fucking rocket science

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How have your past intimate relationships been? Were you connected enough to your SO that you wanted to have sex and orgasm with them?

Personally, I think you need to set an atmosphere. Have a night to yourself drink some red wine and read some dirty smut fantasy or something to get you in a hot mood. Feel what makes you giddy and embrace it instead of denying it attention.

Some people really gotta be in the moment with their partner to experience an orgasm. Flicking yourself without any provocation doesn't sound like it'd work the same way it does for guys.

Shit tits pic btw. Show the muff kthnx.

i forgot to add sex toys and mark
if you have a male dog you can have him fuck you aswell who honestly cares
at some point you will find something that makes you horny if you search or think long enough

Get a nice vibe. Maybe 2. And a dildo.

>B-But I really tried jerking off! I just don't get horny.
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
There are no short cuts to getting orgasms.

Oldfag here.
I'm going to assume for the moment that you're a real woman. What is happening to you, most likely, is that you feel nothing for any of your sexual partners: neither desire nor love, to be more explicit. Also, if it's true that you have sex every day, your body and mind may well be over-saturated with sex; for that reason, it's harder for you to feel anything.
IMHO, what you have to do is stop having sex for a while, and continue your life as normal. At some point you'll meet someone who'll blow your head off. Have sex with that person then. It'll probably be different.

Stop typing like a male XD

Ib4 OP is dyslexic.

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Stop typing like a fag

speak english

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Well, no. And no, I'm not gonna post a picture of my face to prove it.

You know the rules. Tits or gtfo

Make whoever is dicking you down to play with your clit. Or tell him to move to a move pleasurable position. Or maybe his dick is too small. In that case cheat on him with someone with a bigger dick

>but I still without knoiwing how it's feel a fuckin orgasm.

Yet another victim of Le Meme of Le Orgasme Sex

Tits and time stamp or gtfo. Also if you didn't cum it's his fault.

As it turns out, a lot of women can't or have never had an orgasm. As a result, they don't like sex. I suppose that's why there are so many republicans.

Anyway, you just have to find a way to make yourself cum. Once you do, you'll love sex from that moment on. Don't hook up with a partner in any serious way until you do this. Trust me on that.

>Thirdly, you're not a femanon, you're a 24 year old virgin male NEET shitposting on Sup Forums instead of looking for a job like you should be. Fucking loser.

top kek

Actually, I only had sex with my current bf, and I never been intimate with anybody else.

Everybody knows the female orgasm is a myth

>I always thought it was a waste of time.

man, I *love* Sup Forums

Yes. This.

I'm not interested in the specifics. I stick to the advice I gave you earlier. For me, you're not really interested in your partner, you're over-saturated with sex, and you keep forcing things to happen. Relax, let your mind and body breathe, and keep on.

Close.

Don't listen to this guy. He's probably a Trump supporter that doesn't get any from his woman because she doesn't like sex and he's become delusional due to sexual frustration that he pretends is actually something else.

The female orgasm is very very real.

I despise "cute" girls. I especially despise the ones who just want to sell something.

You're either:

1) Hideous
2) Male
3) Underage

>Huh user has issues with getting orgasms, better mention republicans and Trump while I'm here, so people know I somehow know more about sex for being left wing.

Weird, because I don't think there's much fucking in Hillaryville.

sure kid
stay mad

Orgasm is not needed to get impregnated and give birth.

Just forget sex - except maybe for reproduction when you will be married - and enjoy something better than sex. That is: LEGOs.

Well that's probably your fucking problem, you've been fucking the same baby dick guy for however long. He probably can't satisfy you, either because of his baby dick, or he doesn't even know how to use it. Like a different user said, set the mood somehow, porn or whatever floats your boat.

And since masturbating doesn't work, your only other alternative is fucking a different guy.

B-But I really like my bf, actually I'm always horny. Is just that when I'm watchin some porn I can't stop thinkin "yeah this chick is hot af and this dude is fuckin her hard while I'm here alone like a fuckin loser I could be having agreat time reading something instead of being a miserable human being".

I'm a left wing anarchist, I just think pulling politics into a sex talk is asinine.
Unless you are fapping to him, what the hell does Trump have to do with orgasms?

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OP is 18 years, when you hit 30, I hope you think back to this thread and feel ashamed at how pathetic you were as a 12 year old.
I hope you have success and find love and all the good stuff, but I cannot in all honesty see that ever happening after this slippery road you have chosen.
Either make some much better life choices now or see you in 18 years after 3 suicide attempts, in debt with nothing to show, wondering how it all came to this.
Basically I am telling you to stop shit posting on Sup Forums, and go and make something of yourself. I know this will fall on deaf ears, so I'll catch you in 18 years.

Hairy fucking arm pits...

Is your boyfriend white?

You're overthinking everything and giving yourself shit for masturbating.
You want an orgasm? Accept that you are masturbating to get one and that if you think it is important, you aren't wasting your time.

That is the best question ever:
"what the hell does Trump have to do with orgasms?"

The answer is: absolutely nothing!

You'll figure it out. Or not. Whatever.

The fuck is up with this faggots hair?

What the fuck is wrong with you. Get out of your own head.

Truth hurts hey young 'man'.

Hideous af, but my guy is kind of cute tbh

We'll try a trio or something like that. Btw his dick is actually big.

How much of a dipshit are you to pretend that user's statement was a legitimate question and not bant on bringing up politics Fucking neck it.

Well like I said, he probably doesn't know how to use it properly.

I suppose the three way isn't a bad idea. If you still don't cum then yeah I guess the problem is you.

Go look up masturbation tutorials, if porn doesn't do it for you, perhaps knowing how shit works will.

Of course, I'd never touch a nigga dick.

Why are you here again? What is Sup Forums supposed to be doing for you? Can you plz use Sup Forums properly and just give nudes? Girls are pretty shitty for anything else.

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The truth is I'm not OP, but I am a young man, like an assumed 95% of users that lurk. I'm also astonished by your sense of superiority on an anonymous board.

Calm the fuck down, get out of your own head but the very least, get the fuck out of this board.

Guys I can't cum. Help plz :3

>femanon
>become a wizard
Sorry to disappoint, but you'd become a nun

God damn can girls be such stupid retards, why even live if you cant even make yourself cum.

2 dicks are not gonna help you dumb slut

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>Femanon here
Thats stupid, Femanons are social contructs what feminists use to make us think what women exist on Sup Forums and what they are anons like everyfag here, making us think what women are equal to mans

Are you just lying there mindlessly rubbing yourself or are you engaging in mental foreplay? Pretty important stuff

Tits or gtfo

ikr, being girl sucks

Kek

Tits or gtfo

I try to engage in mental foreplay but I can't abstract my mind at all.

i read "freemason here". Fuck i spend too much time on /x/ and Sup Forums.

kek

Hey bitch, you sound like a problem. Figure your shit out and stop being bad at the one thing girls are used for. You're a waste of life

Have you tried erotic fiction? Like, do you even know what you're into? Were you molested as a child or something?