How do you all feel knowing the NSA is logging everything you do online?

How do you all feel knowing the NSA is logging everything you do online?

>logging

Chill the fuck out, Bro.... since then I've been asking my drug dealer if he trying to "suck this dick" for an eighth and I send him nudes if I want an Oz.

haha jokes on them i use icognito mode

The NSA, the only part of the government that listens...

I guess I don’t care.

I'll let Terry do the talking
So, Bill Gates and Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle ( OOOO WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE) They got a big herd of nigger cattle. Yippee Ki-Yay, we're nigger cattle herders. We got a herd of nigger cattle. They are the most docile fucking nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle. And they shit, and they sit there, and they watch TV, and they shit. It's the best fucking herd of nigger cattle. We took away all their guns, now they just shit, and we watch them and we're rich. We are so fucking rich, we have so much fucking money, we got this herd of nigger cattle, woooo, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle. It's the best thing ever.

So that's what the illuminati got, and I got a space alien.

So, here's my ultimatium: you can live in hell, with your herd of nigger cattle, or you can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple. The third temple, okay, that Simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle 'cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your fucking jew-nigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien, of course I'm not gonna fuck with nigger cattle, fuck yourself! Enjoy your fucking nigger cattle! You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, GO GO GO GO GO! You got the nigger cattle, you got a fucking herd of nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

You are the main part of the problem. KYS

It makes me glad I am childless. We're not headed in a good direction. I'm 30 so I won't have to live a full lifetime in Mad Max' post-apocalyptic future.

>log

They're doing a lot more than watching your logs, and NSA isn't the only one.

>I won't have to
faggot

>How do you all feel
Who gives a shit? If they know everything, they'll know to leave me alone.

LOGging

>implying they haven't been since day 1
>b-b-but the intelligence community isn't above the law
>t-they would never lie to the American public

Meh, i work for Homeland security, they know everything i do anyway

I'll give them something to LOG.

I feel bad for them. I feel bad that I look at the stuff I do, much less having to subject a stranger to it as well.

its the internet, someone somewhere is doing worse and they HAVE to watch to make sure terrorists are sending hidden signals in everything.

just think. someone at nsa has had to view every scat video posted in the last 6 years to make sure people arent coordinating attacks in them an other shit (no pun intended)

nothing i do matters, the galaxy has planets than there are sand grains on the planet

Poor terry, the CIA mind control device did a real number on him

So what your saying is, there is someone lucky enough to have a gubment job and gets paid to surf Sup Forums all day? Where do I sign up?

wish them luck getting off to dismembered midget porn

On linux with a VPN, i dont think the NSA even knows i exist

I live in DC, I wish they would just hire me, I dont really have anything going for me.

Safer.

I have nothing to hide.

>check'd
No, nigger, they use a natural language and cryptography algorithm. Only the "interesting" stuff gets seen by human eyes.

remember to use small words when addressing a nigger.

Just gave me cancer

>Implying scat porn in Sup Forums isn't interesting. Kek

safe

They will love my Sup Forums reports

Oh man, that's pretty smart.
Nice.

They will also love my literal shit posting.

So someone’s getting paid to look at all the crap we’re posting on here. And I thought I had a shitty job

nice log

So where can I go to get some of that “cheese pizza” everyone keeps talking about?

It will be the first AI to achieve sentience and the first to commit suicide.

If they wanna look at my history and see shemale porn and tons of it then be my guest

I think the only people that should care are Americans and foreign enemy's. This won't affect Iceland.

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Also be aware the NSA can watch you thru your webcam even without the active light coming on. Or laptops that are powered off.
Stick a bandaid over the cam.

I don't know why I laughed at this

nothing?

Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.

"Bomb cyclone" on all the news stations the past week must have been really anoying.

I feel bad for whoever has to monitor my porn habits. Gotta be weird, man.

they have to be pedophiles to wanna look at all the CP that i do. i bet they're saving all of it too, glad trump is pulling tax money from those sickos!

It wont really matter when the usa collapses and turns into a third world hell hole. Everything will fall apart.

USA has 10,000 years left before it collapses, at minimum

At least we know about it. Beware the day when they say they arent going to do that anymore, or pass some laws to limit it or regulate it - like that will matter. If its technically possible, and they have the budget, they will do it anyways. Just assume its all out in the open forever.

Don’t care i don’t do illegal shit anyways.

Elaborate

>Don’t care i don’t do illegal shit anyways.
well fuck you, us people who actually do cybercrimes need you to want to protect our privacy. anyways you'll regret sacrificing your freedom of privacy when they use it against you in someway that you don't like.

Like posting a list of high risk words and images ervryday.

whatever.

Read this

I hope they're not looking at my private logs

Scat porn everywhere .
Not even my thing.
Also rolplaying a terrorist on every social media.

I wanna make a smart ass sarcastic comment but really I don't mind at all

Mess with the algorithm, if you are a terrorist or a criminal, make it look like your in a knitting group so these people have to watch old ladys knit all day.

+as long as they ain't selling my info to marketing corps and things of the like

Pardon, coming through.

So I guess they know I'm a holster sniffer then

I did not know i needed this today till just now. Thank u.

>LOGging

Good luck, I'm behind Seven Proxies

Prism has a search field for VPN's & Proxy's
Watch the Snowden movie.

Hope your kidding. VPN does literally nothing other than hide IP from basic websites, and even then, your DNS, graph ID, etc is enough to grab your data.

I have nothing to hide

>newfag to the nth degree

What about all the tranny porn in your my pics folder?

The preferred nomenclature is "collecting".

Though, legally, data hasn't actually been "collected" until an analyst accesses it and generates a report or discards it as "incidental".

I think you mean "LOGing"

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brilliant!!

They track but they cant do anything with said data. Just gives them an idea if something terrible happens.

You're welcome. Have another

>joint terrorism task force

The Americans are the problem. They let their governments get away with it and then every other government uses them as a precedent to do the same, unopposed without any consultation with the public until decisions are made.

Thanks America! Fucking the world over by way of your apathy.

fix the reflection in his glasses

bet he was samefagging a lot.

/thread
Yanks had such potential, their stupidity fucked it all up.

>Having a Webcam

t. officer cop maggot dick

I'm not an officer but I do love cop dick

yeah because the NSA employs 90 million people. to watch every video on the internet and read every conversation 1 out of 3 people would have to be working 50 hours a week. they store pretty much all data that is exchanged online for reference in case they have to look up something specific. to really think some guy is watching every move you make in real time is retarded.

LOGging everything

then why am i not in prison yet?

>LOGging

>LOGging

#yearofthelog
#yotl

it really makes you think activate the almonds deactivate the atoms smug rare pepes cuck cuck cuck a big guy for you i hope they read this aloud in federal court the judge has a tiny penis

Is it uncomfortable typing while perched upon an Islamic cock, or are you just used to it at this point?

Not an issue here yet, but hey, keep shelling them out of their shitholes so they spread further. It's worked so well for you so far..

>yet

Yep. Yet. Doesn't seem to be going so well for you though. Not only are you spending ridiculous money fighting 'the war on terror' but they are still nesting in your country with half the population crying for their freedoms.

Fuck 'em. The Millennials will rise up and basically push out the former generations and all there bullshit. It wont be long before this happens. They will give in because there are more of us than any of them. The best part is that we basically just all stop and ignore them all at once. 40 hour work weeks turn into 30, becasue we want it that way. Health systems change, if they say "stop" we look at them all together and say "what are you gonna do, make us all stop?" and go about our merry way ignoring the shit out of them.

And where is this haven you are posting from, user?

Hope they like my nudes