>be me
>happily married
>3 kids
>nice house
>great career
>my wife is great in bed
>I was looking through boxes
>find my wife’s birth certificate
>it reads:
>girl born with male penis
>UhOhSpaghettio.gif
>mfw wife is trans
>no wonder I get hemmoroids
What should I do, b?
I don’t want to divorce her, but I’m Catholic, so this is bad.
I don’t want the kids to find out.
>>find my wife’s birth certificate
>>it reads:
>>girl born with male penis
No, Jew, it sure doesn't.
Fuck off, Schlomo, and fuck your faggot spam Jew threads.
Shouldn't be a problem if she can have kids who came out fine. Just give yourself some roofies so you forget all about it.
Who cares if kids find out not like its their real mother
Can’t have kids with a trans
Sorry, but the only way is for your wife to have an "unfortunate" "accident"
I'm gonna need some proof
post pic of birth cetificate
blur details and that
just want some proof
Bad bait but ill bite. What OP is trying to say is his wife is a post operation hermaphrodite
Get the fuck off this thread you schlameel
I thought catholics didn't believe in divorce....
Ignorance is bliss right? If anything let him/her explain it to the kids. If the walk in on her/him flicking the bean, they can deal with that bombshell. Until than, fuck him/her right in the pussy/blender-dick
It's okay because she probably had a feminine penis before she had it remove. Totally not gay if it's a feminine penis.
Post pic of wife's "Vagina" for us to analyze then we will help.
>I don’t want to divorce her, but I’m Catholic
this is why i don't follow a religion. They call them a trap for a reason, op.
This is the best reply.
Yes, she gave birth to them.
show birth cert and feminine Sup Forumsenis w/timestamp
Everyone replying to this is retarded, including me.
>feminine
>penis
Pick one, faggot.
>thinking trans people can have children
No it didn't give birth to them, OP.
Children aren't born from, nor created via, the anus, no matter what it told you.
Not really.
She was born with a feminine peen, which means she’s technically female.
If she gave birth to baby, she has vageen and uterus, so shes a lady type. They cut off whatever mutation she had who cares.
>No wonder I get hemmoroids
She's been fucking you in the ass all this time and you didn't know about her cock until you recently saw the birth certificate? Fake and gay.
It looks like this.
Feminine peen = female girl.
Not trans.
She’s a girl who just happens to have a feminine peen.
Are you stupid?
Girls with a feminine peen can have kids, retard.
The babies are taken out via cutting open the belly!
Fucking idiot trump voter.
Wrong.
The baby gets cut out through the belly, retard.
Kek Sherlock Holmes over here.
If you're going to try impersonating a Jew, you unbearable schmuck, have the decency to spell the Yiddish correctly.
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