Name a better mayo than this?

Name a better mayo than this?

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They make mayo too?

LITTERALLY HAVE THAT IN MY FRIDGE
BEST MAYO EVER KNOCKS HELLMANS OUT THE FUCKING WATER, HELL YOU CAN EVEN FRY CHICKEN IN IT

Duke's

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It’s fucking amazing only mayo I can eat, all others taste like shit.

I’ve heard of it, gonna give a shot next time

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I really like it. It's definitely worth a try.

The kind that comes out of the tip of my dick?

That’s cheese?

I guess it resembles curdled milk...

Or microwaved cheese more like it.

pic related
enjoy eating oil and yolk fatass

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all-day-long
everywhere

Yo just kneel down here in front of my fly and unzip, I'll show ya my family recipe, heheh

Thanks I will

Why are You posting the cheapest shit for peasants in thread about good mayo?

no problem fatass

No debate

Cuz it's mixed with mustard dijon

what are you, french?

The best one !

Nope, I'm just a mustard connoisseur.

hah.
dijons are so overrated

lol stay mad white boi

I want to try Duke's but for some reason it's not sold anywhere near me.

I dunno, it has probably the least amount of sugar out of all the kinds mustard. It's still mixed with mayonaise, but it's the lesser evil.

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this one over here, nigger

Stone Ground Deli Brown

How the fuck did that logically make sense as a retort to you?

please can we please keep this conversation on mayonnaise please

is this shit real ?

Is this for real? Better than Hellman's?
I must try.

>enjoy your inferior products

you tell me fatass white boi

yeah lets talk about how to eat literal garbage that's a great idea

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How is this potato shit pic 1.5mb?

This isn't me responding to that guy. In fact I am getting a lil crazy with that mayonnaise IYNWIM ;^)

anyone else ever asks for extra mayonnaise when ordering their food ?

You really are a stupid nigger, and not just larping as one, huh?

It's not camera's fault, it's just my delirium kickin' in

I like to eat mayo straight from the jar and when I got bread I like to put mayo on the bread and eat it. there was this one time i was high out of my fucking mind and used mayo to jerk off. that was some different strokes

I always have an extra jar with me when I go out

yes !

I usually grab a few handfuls of mayo packets when I'm at a eatery and just carry those around its much easier than carrying a jar of mayo I used to do the same thing with a 8oz jar of mayo

oh shit where can I find this?

how do you feel about ketchup ?

>egg free
>"mayo"

kys

are you white?

Can I get it without the lime juice and Spicanese?

Let me tell you one thing bout ketchup, boy

absolutely this

I caint wait to try that mayo Im gonna try that mayo tonight. also I can never get homemade mayo tasting any good, it usually tastes really eggy I think I might try again tonight too Its been a while since I've binged on some mayo heavy foods so I might just make a potato salad or something

Blasphemous
Aioli, on the other hand

nah

What could you ever want ketchup for, when hot sauces and barbeque sauces exist?

can we get a mayo tier list?

For my delicious cheese and sausage toast, of course

Came to say Duke's, but I'll try the McCormick's next time too.

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"Real"

Enjoy your early death and butterbody
>2018
>not being vegan

anybody else ?

$0.99 I bought like 5 and I put it on everything

is that secret sauce?

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it is

not much of a secret tho, there are ingredients on the bottle

I like making these on a Saturday afternoon , I'm curious to try with the McDonald sauces now , is the chicken one seasoned ? I feel like the Big Mac Sauce might be over kill

less is more

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This has to be the gayest post I've ever seen.

these taste best fried

The mayo I make from scratch with proper ingredients to my personal taste.
But this is a brand shill thread, so I guess people will disagree with me on this.

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That's a funny way to spell Miracle Whip, OP.

did you eat it ?

Is this different from shit they normally put out that doesn't have the word "seriously" on it? Cuz I'll eat a sandwich dry before I put that stuff on it.

miracle whip was literally made for poor people because poor people didn't have refrigerators

its a lesser version of mayo

how do you make your mayo ?

When will you guys mature and use salad cream?
Mayo is kinda childish

You realize mayo doesn't have to go in the fridge too, right? The eggs are pasteurized.

I bought that shit once in bulk size thinking it was mayo. It was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life. I wouldn't even go as far as calling it a lesser version of mayo that would be a disgrace to mayonnaises everywhere , they should segregate mayo and miracle whip at supermarkets they don't belong near each other.

With oil, yolks, mustard, salt and lemon juice.
I can't give you an exact recipe, because it depends on the taste of the yolks and what quality rape seed oil I can afford.

the fuck is that

Rape seed
Sperm?

SALAD CREAM? HAHAHAHA I BET YOU PUT ON YOUR SOY TOO, HUH?

Nothing like a miracle whip & frito sandwich

back when miracle whip was created that was not the case user

also refrigerate after opening

what kind of eggs do you use ? how bout rape vs olives

No just salad cream if find soy too salty

No, rape seed. You probably know it as canola oil.

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fuck you stupid bitch

Not mayo. Go fuck yourself plebeian.

Organic outdoor free range eggs, preferably the big ones since they have more yolk.
Olive oil tastes too strong, cold pressed rape seed oil has a cleaner taste without the bitterness.

That's just a suggestion. I know a few people who don't refrigerate mayo. It's been a subject of debate between my wife and I since we got married, but then again she always thought ketchup had to be refrigerated too.