Realistically what would happen if aliens just showed up out of nowhere?

Realistically what would happen if aliens just showed up out of nowhere?

aliens welcome

Nothing
They don't exist.
And if they do, i will just make a happy face and say ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao

Alien shitposting soars to all-time high. Meme magic focused on extraterrestial war breaking out.

Depends where they land. In Japan they would be arrested for not carrying a foreigner registration card.


In China they would probably be eaten

They will abduct Hillary and unlock the eternal source of dark energy.

Probs just piss on their leg

They would shitpost on Sup Forums. GAS THE GREYS SPACE WAR NOW

Brother, Grays are time traveling humans, not aliens.

Fuck off space nigger we're full but you can crash on the moon would be the global motto

Alien news = Hillary shill. I'm not going to put up with 8 years of this shit.

Shills OUT

This museum convinced me that aliens have never visited earth. The whole thing was retarded and terribly put together.

Damn you guys are really shilling this alien propaganda hard

Let's get real you nips would eat them too

Aliens don't exist, but the technology "they" use does. Aliens are a disinfo effort to persuade the mass public into believing that technology like UFOs and teleportation devices are preposterous.

>UFOs? What, as in that alien stuff You're a nut! Pfft!

No. UFOs, as in that HUMAN stuff.

how can humans even compete?

Fuck off Gleebo. Luna is rightful Terran clay.

kek would come to earth to lead us into the next age

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They won't ever show up. There are aliens, but considering the age of the universe, and the length of human existence, we are likely one of the more advanced species in the universe.

No shilling, I had just finished watching District 9.

I'd ask them for the cure to acne and then use my newfound sex appeal to destroy dat gray pussy 24/7 until space Sup Forums was nothing but threads about humans cucking them.

Eat shit you fucking seahorse. GAS THE YIKES SPACE WAR NOW

>realistically
>alyumz
m'kay

The town itself made me realize that aliens would probably avoid earth.

>cure to acne

antibiotics work really well when you are on them. cleared me up 100%

If thats true then we are the first sentiant beings shitposting in the universe

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Compels a fellow ponder.

US would be put in country wide martial law. idk about rest of world

Realistically we don't know, unless it has already happened. It's hard to say what would happen because their thought-process could be very different than us and they could have certain scientific/research motives that we haven't grasped yet.

It's more likely that there are multiple species who have already shitposted, and are shitposting right now.

There just aren't aliums old enough to either have had enough time to find us or have developed near lightspeed travel

They would laugh at us for still having socialists.

If the government couldn't work 'em cheap, they'd shoot them.

Depends what kind. If they are cheesy green-grey humans things would get boring but that's perhaps the most unlikely scenario.

If they are truly an alien lifeforms (say, like The Thing from the 1982 movie, or the Color out of Space from Lovecraft) we're in for some serious shit.

The government will probably parade them for a while, until the feminists starts recognizing them as yet another gender and begin enforcing the notion we need alien toilets in public places.

Obviously UFOs exist.


Anything on a radar that can't immediately be identified is a UFO. The clue is in the name.

Fuck off space niggers
You can crash on the moon if you want.

>space Australia
>space roaches
>space poo in loos
>space burgers
>space swedes
>space nips
I wonder what they post on their space chan

They'd just cross into your country.

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They'd see what degenerates we are and mercy kill us

Just get on estrogen. It cleaned up all my acne

Yes but we would use better quality soy sauce

LUL

A mess, a terrible and crazy mess.

The saddest thing is that my first instinct would be to come on here and read all of the AYY LMAO shitposts.

I need to get a fucking life.

A massive amount of people dying from all the shock

I'd steal their blasters.

I'd be spooked and interested

Jesus Christ is lord,

please deliver us from our sins and forgive us for all we have done, and deliver us from the evil one, amen

>Implying your presidents haven't had contact with them for a good while
Have you SEEN the change on their narratives in the last years? I pretty much know what this means.

Depends if they start killing everyone, if they are friendly and share technology they are fine by me

i'm sure they have. its just a good reason to keep us locked in our home.

They'll share their older space technology and galactic trades will begin.

Just started it. Already noticing a difference, that and with the frequent cum on my face.

But what would be their interest? If they are capable of interstellar travel there's literally nothing, besides maybe entertainment, that we could offer them.

Oh, and they'll fuck my wife.

Well i just hope they are not sadistic, maybe they just want to spread their influence and make friends in the universe with other sentient beings


And yes i believe in ayy lmaos so call me what you want

Try to get some of that hot alien pussy

Real talk, they'd be worshiped as god's by the vast majority of humans.

We'd be completely at their mercy so just hope they're advanced enough to be beyond resource conquest and adopted a more benevolent nature.

no they wouldn't. inb4 us amerifats eat them

top kek japan

why does new jersey have its own flag

That depends on how the aliens make contact, but the deck is stacked in favor of nukes.

We're already here among you.

>maybe they just want to spread their influence and make friends in the universe with other sentient beings.

Imagine the movie avatar where unobtanium doesn't exist and humans are able to breathe on their atmosphere. The single only reason for humans to visit them is sex.

And I don't blame you in believing in ayys, even CIA does.

Obligatory.

Any aliens there are or were are dead or going to die. Species have a life span, just like individuals. We are born, we grow up, we die. It's doubtful we will ever leave our solar system. I know there is a huge le science fuck yeah cult out there but nobody considers that maybe space is too big and the universe is too complex. I'm not saying we shouldn't try or that it is for sure impossible but considering how quiet the universe seems to be we should manage our expectations.

Honestly depends on how tasty they are

People would freak the fuck out.

Pic related.

1. Colonize moon
2. Create huge solar power array and transmit power via satellite between earth and moon
3. Industrialize moon
4. Move polluting industry off world
5. Build settlements and businesses in space between moon and earth
6. Economy of humanity enters exponential increase
7. New age is born

But, space is gay.

Humanity: they would have avoided extinction, but space was gay.

>Vote Trump
>Build space wall

What if they're tasty?

>Humanity is motivated to build a Dyson sphere to keep the rest of the universe out.
>build that wall!

it would go like this.
how did it work out for the Aztec when the spanish showed up?
how did it work out for the native americans when the white men showed up?
that's how it would go if spqace niggers suddenly showed up with zero fucks given

We would be the niggers. All of us together, assuming they let any of us live.

In the first minutes of learning their existence, complete and total chaos. You would people committing suicide and people committing petty crimes, such as looting and raping, all believing the world has ended. Certain cults and individuals would view them as Gods and begin preaching that we must worship them. Government entities from all over the world would be on the scene within minutes asking questions and analyzing the species and it's technologies, assuming they are benevolent for the moment and not keen on just killing us.

In the first few hours, all of the aforementioned would increase on a much larger scale. If the aliens were open to diplomacy, we would bring them to a location where we could further study and negotiate with them.

After the first few days, martial law would be enacted in most places to quell the chaos. We would have sufficient enough information from the aliens to proceed further, assuming the aliens are open to it we would perhaps be able to travel to their home or at the least be let inside their ships for further examination. People would begin forming religious groups dedicated to worshipping the aliens, and other liberal groups would form to protect the alien's rights.

Within the first few weeks, the crime and suicide related to the revelations will have dropped off almost completely. We could begin working with the aliens, sharing technology, ideas, language and so on, the government entities handling most of this. The shock will have somewhat worn from most people and they can begin integrating their culture into ours, sharing funny images and related references to the aliens in the media.

From then on, years and decades, we could only progress with them further.

The nature of the universe being infinite and shit makes it impossible that there aren't aliens unless you're a christfag with delusions of grandeur.

Ω slide it

What about fucking? I want to fuck so xenos.

Mass hysteria, some people would see it as the end of the world even if they studied our language and culture from afar and tried to make the most non threatening entrance and declaration of peace.

You just know some nogs gonna use it as an excuse to loot, and some rooftop koreans will use it as chance to clear up the highstreet.

record gun sales.

>Aliens don't exist
Yes they do, there are simply too many reports of UFOs for them to all be our airframe tests. Same with the variety of airframe general shapes. We have worked long and hard on our delta wings, but some of those disc shaped ones we have never tested or designed.

Eventually they will learn about India and dismiss us as a primitive species that shits in the open like animals.

The possibilities that they exist at the same time that we do in a universe with 13500 million years and an incommensurable size it's too small

the mad man knows no bounds

Technically nazis worked on a aircraft with a disc shape, of course they never made it work, but they did try.

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white women would have sex with them and create a new race

>Technically nazis worked on a aircraft with a disc shape, of course they never made it work, but they did try.
It wasnt disc shaped, more of a bell shape and yes it did work. Where do you think we got our ideas, researchers, and general science to make them work from?

I bet you dont even know that Ronald Richter was right.

Que pedo maje.

Or we could go all Mass Effect with Asari, Turians, Krogan, maybe even Prothean and Quarians.

Humans realise that we produce nothing of value and everything manufactured on Earth is obsolete, and the replacements can be made better, cheaper, on more developed worlds. Except we can't buy them, because we have nothing that anybody wants.

The entire global economy shifts to cultural tourism instead of manufacturing and we become the galactic equivalent of those shitty pacific islands that survive selling trinkets to visiting cruise ships.

Over a few decades, probably at least a century, our planet scrapes up enough value to start modernising and our living standards begin to rise.

Point to make as a trot.

We haven't invested in space travel and exploring the stars to the best extent as of yet because of war and profit. Therefore any civilization that could achieve intergalactic space travel would be communistic in nature. Therefore, it COULD perhaps be said that Hawking's argument about the Columbus effect may not be true. The aliens may then perhaps have come with a scientific or just generally curious motive.

But then again my opinion doesn't count because I'm a pinko.

GIVE US YOUR PLASTIC

>We haven't invested in space travel and exploring the stars
Yes we have.
>because of war and profit
The projects dont fund themselves.
>Therefore any civilization that could achieve intergalactic space travel would be communistic in nature
That is some pie in the sky bullshit, there are hostile entities out there and they want nothing more than the complete extermination of the human race.

amen

I repeat: To the best extent, I'm not denying we landed on the moon once and flew a satellite out of the solar system but we did grind to a halt because apparently other things were seen as worthwhile, ie: the military industrial complex and the cold war

What would the perspective ayylmaos have to gain from wiping us out?

I believe we are more likely to visit ourselves from the future or the past then meeting aliens.


If I was an alien / more advanced human I would start the illuminati and control the world from behind the scenes.

If the illuminati already existed then I would almost definitely be an invaluable asset to their cause.

It's probably better for aliens to keep themselves hidden then show themselves off to the ignorant impulsive violent masses